The Snazzy Napper is a real-ass product that, despite the name, isn’t really very snazzy (Bedazzle that shit, God!). What it is is a piece of cheap fabric you velcro around your head so you can rest in peace (I’ll kill you!) while you travel. Did I mention it has a hole for your nose so you don’t suffocate in how stupid you look? Because it does. Interested but don’t want to spend your hard earned $15? No problem! Here’s what you do: close your f***ing eyes. Hit the jump for a commercial and get ready to count some Z’s!

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Nap AND Look Cool With The Snazzy Napper

If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s being awake. Last night I dreamed I went to a Korean karaoke bar that also had a giant buffet set up on pool tables . I kept going for the miniature hotdogs on hamburger buns but none of them were vegetarian. Any idea what that means? I’m gay?! Cool that’s what my dreambook said too. Anyway, Pillow Ties are inflatable neckties you can use to nap comfortably in the middle of business meetings. They cost $20 and come in a million different designs. Me? I got a paisley one and then blew it up and stuffed it down my pants. Hell yeah, business casual! Official Site Thanks to SomerTime, who just uses her purse.

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Screw It, I’m Taking A Nap: The Pillow Tie