That’s not actually a griffin. I think it’s a cat ass with chicken legs and an eagle’s head . Still, it does look like one though. And if anybody came over for dinner you could probably convince them it’s one. Oooooooor threaten to poison their drink and lock them in the basement, depending on your approach to dinner parties. Me? I usually pass out drunk before the guests arrive and never hear the doorbell. The fire alarm when the stove catches fire, yes. Sarina Brewer is a taxidermist that specializes in stuffed mythical and otherwise freaky beasts. For example, hit the jump for a shot of ‘Frankenpussy’, a cat dressed up like Frankenstein with an eye-patch, peg-leg and smoking a cigar. Wow, that ninth life’s a doozie! Ha, and Fluffy was worried about dying in vain. Hit the jump for Frankenstein cat and a link to Sarina’s website that made me a little too uneasy to surf around looking for more pictures.

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Stuffed Griffins? Mummified Cat Paw Earrings? We’ve Got Those: Custom Creature Taxidermy

Remember ThinkGeek’s fake ‘Canned Unicorn Meat’ April Fools’ product ? Well it turns out they made it into a real product (that consists of a dismembered stuffed-animal unicorn in a can), and German customs isn’t too thrilled people are trying to import it. Per an email received by ThinkGeek: Folks, I just learned that it is not very helpful to describe the “canned unicorn meat” as “canned unicorn meat” on the invoice when trying to import this. Customs get really irritated as it’s supposedly food and meat of a “rare” animal. For the sake of keeping things smooth please label it as “canned unicorn (plush toy)” or something less conspicuous. My delicous unicorn is stuck in customs for almost a week now. Best regards, Ingomar If it’s not wurst, we don’t want it in the country! German sausages aside, who would want to eat a unicorn anyways? Torture them and use their tears in potions, sure, but actually eating them? That’s barbaric. ($2K to the first person to saw off one’s corn, I’m trying to make a love sex potion). ThinkGeek Product Site via ThinkGeek’s “Canned Unicorn Meat” Gag Gift Delayed at German Border as Rare Meat [geekosystem] Thanks to J.D. and Ulri, who both tried griffin burgers but complained they were too gamey for their tastes. Two words: phoenix hot-wings. They’ll blow through their a-holes like fireballs.

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The Other Sparkly Meat: Fake ‘Unicorn Meat’ Product Gets Flagged By German Customs

First of all, whoever started calling this thing a unicorn obviously failed Mythical Creatures 101 because, and I’m sure you know this, UNICORNS HAVE A UNI-CORN. This, if anything, is a duocorn , which are far less rare (I’ve even seen them dead on the side of the road ). One of the rarest creatures on the planet has been sighted in Laos. The saola, which has been dubbed the ‘Asian unicorn’ despite being double horned, hasn’t been photographed since 1999. The individual pictured above was captured and taken back to a small village, where it unfortunately died in captivity several days later. “Died in captivity” — HA! I mean, come on. Now I’m not saying somebody obviously killed it and ate its steak with the hopes of gaining magical powers, but I did just catch the redeye back from Laos and let me tell you, boy are my arms tired! Get it? Because I masturbate on long flights! Rare ‘Asian Unicorn’ Caught in Laos [wired] Thanks to Divo, TobyRaider, Romeo and Jesslyn, who agree its tears probably aren’t even strong enough to make potions.

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Weird, It Doesn’t Look Magical: Rare Asian ‘Unicorn’ Spotted For First Time In Decade

This unicorn bike mod is sort of exactly what it sounds like: a couple pieces of plastic wood that attach to your bicycle to make it look like a unicorn (or a horse with a penis on its head). Just don’t go crapping too many rainbows in the bike lane! The winner of the Seoul Cycle Design Competition 2010, “Horsey,” is a simple kit that allows anyone to turn their roll into a gallop. The designer, Eungi Kim, explains: ‘horsey’ is an attachable bicycle ornament/accessory which makes one’s bicycle look horsey! the ‘horsey’ package includes wooden ornaments (horsey shape body), metal parts, and screws. the manual is very simple so that anyone can easily arrange it according to one’s needs. through this ‘horsey’ project. I wanted to give a special look to bicycles so that people would care about cycling not only as transportation but also as a lovely pet. Awesome job, Eungi, now make me a dragon version. I mean the unicorn is cool and all, I just can’t see myself gallavanting around town on it. Don’t get me wrong, I love unicorns as much as the next six-year old girl, I just prefer something a little manlier when it comes to personal transport. You hear that, Eungi? AND IT BETTER HAVE A FLAMETHROWER. Plus squeaky horn. A couple more shots of the mythical machine after the jump.

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Needs Rainbow Streamers: Unicorn Bike Mod

This is a video of some lunatic talking about elves and how you can attract them with pineapples and chopsticks and a million other things he came up with in his LSD -riddled mind. Say — did you know elves are the official caretakers of the unicorns ? I’m not even kidding, he says that. Too bad we all know it’s actually the forest nymphs, hack! Captain Crazy also made a video where he shifts his focus to leprechauns, which I took the liberty of embedding after the jump as well. You know, just in case eight minutes of elf-rambling isn’t enough for you. Which let’s be honest, never is. Do Smurfs next you crazy f***! Hit the jump for more crazy than you can shake an elf-attracting chopstick at.

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You’re Nuts: Crazy Guy Talking About Elves