This is the (epic?) lightsaber battle between Obi Okeydokey, Qui Jong Ill and Darth Maurader or whatever from ‘ Star Wars: Episode One ‘ with all the sound effects replaced with a dude (the same one who did ‘The Matrix’ one ) making them with his mouth, aka ” an acapella multitrack “. Impressive work bro, but can you whistle? I can’t. Or roll my tongue. OR pronounce r’s that don’t sound like w’s. Basically my mouth is useless. “Not for gobbling dude’s wieners!” Good one. Hit the jump for more “vveeew veeew kkkksssshh” than you could shake an officially licensed lightsaber replica complete with glowing FX at.

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Lightsaber Fight Replaced With Acapella FX

SHAVE THAT NECK HAIR I CAN’T STOP STARING AT IT. Japanese beauty product manufacturers, thoroughly convinced people actually believe something that jiggles can tone and tighten muscles , are back at it, this time with the ‘Facial Lift At Once’. WTF is a Facial Lift At Once? I dunno, but I do know it makes you look you’re blowing a lightbulb! High-five, Uncle Fester — you know what I’m talkin’ about! Just slip the Facial Lift At Once into your mouth once a day for three minutes and you will feel the electric buzzing work on your cheeks, chin, lips, mouth and even nose. The pulsing will come in four different levels of strength and in a complete 360-degree spread, pushing and working on your facial muscles little by little every time. Not only will this give your face a boost “at once”, exercise and training couldn’t be easier than with this gadget. All you do is put on the mouth cover, pop it in your mouth and it does the hard work for you! If only running a marathon could be as easy! Yes, “if only running a marathon could be as easy”. Here’s an idea — how about you actually invent the automatic marathon runner INSTEAD OF A STUPID F***ING MOUTH-VIBRATOR?! Oh I’m sorry, am I making too much sense? “You’re way beyond making sense, GW — you’re makin’ dollas .” Haha, I am, aren’t I? *shaking money-maker* Keep those singles comin’, ladies! Product Site ($99!) via Facial Lift At Once [inewidea] Thanks to Gunslinger, who — you know you’re supposed to actually pull the trigger and not just throw them, right?

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Another Vibrating Japanese Facelift Thingy

All the rage in the GW is enough to destroy half a continent. LED teeth attachments: they glow when you smile and can change colors. Plus they make an electric “buzz” whenever they light up. Alternatively, chew on a glowstick . Which I’ve actually done before when I was rolling (OFL, silly!) and ended up drinking. SPOILER: the green ones DO NOT contain superpowers. The new fashion accessories were originally created as an experiment by two Japanese designers and are now being used in a commercial advertising a winter sale at a Japanese clothing store, Laforet Harajuku. They are quickly becoming a sought after accessory. The LED smiles can easily be affixed to your teeth and glow different colors while you smile. The colors can be changed wirelessly through a computer interface. Mr. Ishibashi and Daito Manabe, the other designer and technologist on the project, are offering workshops in Japan showing people how to build their own LED smiles. So, let me get a head-count — how many of you would wear LED teeth? Zero, really? Well congratulations on not disappointing me for once. Hit the jump for another shot and two videos, one showing them off close-up, and another of a bunch of Japanese schoolgirls wandering around with the things.

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All The Rage In Japan: Light-Up LED Teeth

First panda lips , now Pikachu . What’s next? SPOILER : GW working overtime to blast off this planet. Now I know what you’re thinking, but no, she won’t shock your balls off. And not just because no girl in her right mind ( which none are, amirite?!!!!!!11 ) would ever even CONSIDER getting intimate with you, but that’s exactly why and you and I both know it. Besides, it looks like Pikachu just hocked up a furball anyways. Still, buck up champ — there’s bound to be some pay-for-pr0n site out there that suits your fancy. And speaking of fancy suits: my birthday one . Beard bow-tie, just sayin’! Pucker Up, Pikachu [kotaku] Thanks to Amanda, who was *this close* to sticking her lips to look like Charizard but was afraid of setting her boyfriend’s penis on fire. I’m sure he’s thankful.

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Girl, Them Lips Electric!: Pikachu Lipsticks

I hate myself for even using the term bling bling but I assure you I’ll take it out on my liver in just a little bit. But before the ritualistic alcohol abuse begins, here’s a $60K iPhone case made out of t-rex teeth and meteors . Ironic, don’t you think? Making a phone case out of sexiest beasts that ever lived and the very thing that killed them. Stuart Hughes is back at it again, tricking out iPhones in ridiculously outrageous jewels. His iPhone 4 “HISTORY Edition” is a customization unlike any other we’ve ever seen. The back of the HISTORY Edition iPhone 4 isn’t cut from glass — it’s made from the tooth of a Tyrannosaurus Rex and meteoric stone that’s dated back some 65 million years ago. Hughes is only going to make 10 of these hideous iPhones, with each going for about $62,700. The reason for such a design? Hughes wanted to make something “fierce.” Hey Stewart — mind if I call you Stewie? No? Too bad. Listen Stewie, if you wanted to make something “fierce”, an iPhone IS NOT THE PLATFORM TO BEGIN WITH. I don’t care if you wrap the thing in knives and razor wire, IT WILL NEVER BE FIERCE, only painful to answer. Your iPhone 4 made of glass? Nice, mine is made from a T-Rex’s tooth [dvice] Thanks to Kevin G, blueAlien, tkuper05, Mih0 and frankie, who all have phone cases made with real space technology stripped from alien spaceships that crash-landed here on earth. GTFO!

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Move Over, Platinum And Gold!: Dinosaur Teeth And Meteors — The New Bling Bling

This is an artist’s rendition (INVENT A TIME MACHINE ALREADY, GOD! ) of Leviathan melvillei , a 12-million year old sperm whale that used to snack on other whales thanks to it’s powerful jaws and foot-long teeth . ZOMG — imagine the damage you could do at In-N-Out with those things! “This is a pretty exciting discovery,” says Erich Fitzgerald, a vertebrate paleontologist at Museum Victoria in Melbourne, Australia. Leviathan represents “one thing we don’t have in the oceans today — a macropredator, a hypercarnivorous whale.” Modern sperm whales feed largely on invertebrates such as giant squid, but have been known to feed on fish and other creatures as well. The extremely robust, deeply-rooted structure of Leviathan’s teeth strongly suggests that the creature fed on large, presumably struggling bony prey like sharks do. The whale was named in honor of Herman Melville, the author of Moby-Dick , which, no lie, was actually based on ancient tales (I’m like thousands of years old) of my white whale. So technically it should be called Leviathan gwmegapeen , but I’ll let it slide. JUST THIS ONCE. Ancient Whale + Killer Shark = Hypercarnivorous Whale [wired] Thanks to Mr Geek, Christian, Matty, Grace, Jennaiii, Divo, and Sam K, who would have trained the whales to be ridden and looted Atlantis.

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Suck It, Kraken!: Giant Whale Eating Whale

You know how they say eyes are the windows to the soul? Well apparently a Pyrex plug is the window to your teeth and gums. Who knew? …presumably refraction of transmitted light explains the visualization of both top and bottom teeth through the plug. Oh really? Well presumably refraction of transmitted projectile vomit explains the visualization of both puke on my shoes AND desk. Science, baby! (Somebody come clean this mess up). Lip window [tywkiwdbi] Thanks to matt, who has a window to his brain. Ooh ooh — let me see! Not a whole lot going on up here, matt.

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Body Modification: A Window For Your Lip