Seen here beckoning your wiener to an untimely dismemberment, robotic dental patient Showa Hanako 2 (Showa Hanako 1 here ) opens wide for the camera. Now quick — toss a stick of dynamite in there and duck behind the x-ray shield! …this humanoid was originally developed last year as a tool for dentists looking to practice new procedures. Now, engineers at Japan’s Showa University have updated their dental denizen, adding a motorized head and replacing her PVC skin with a more realistic silicon coating. She also boasts speech recognition capabilities and can execute freakishly natural movements, including blinking, sneezing, coughing and, under more unsavory circumstances, even choking. So yeah, basically she’s a sex robot flying under the radar as a dental patient. Nice try, Japan! Did I mention one time I chiseled a wisdom tooth out with a fork because I was convinced there was a piece of melted plastic stuck to it? 100% true story. Yes, I ate plastic. Hit the jump for a video of little Miss Brushnfloss in action.

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Dynamite, STAT!: A Robotic Dental Patient

First panda lips , now Pikachu . What’s next? SPOILER : GW working overtime to blast off this planet. Now I know what you’re thinking, but no, she won’t shock your balls off. And not just because no girl in her right mind ( which none are, amirite?!!!!!!11 ) would ever even CONSIDER getting intimate with you, but that’s exactly why and you and I both know it. Besides, it looks like Pikachu just hocked up a furball anyways. Still, buck up champ — there’s bound to be some pay-for-pr0n site out there that suits your fancy. And speaking of fancy suits: my birthday one . Beard bow-tie, just sayin’! Pucker Up, Pikachu [kotaku] Thanks to Amanda, who was *this close* to sticking her lips to look like Charizard but was afraid of setting her boyfriend’s penis on fire. I’m sure he’s thankful.

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Girl, Them Lips Electric!: Pikachu Lipsticks

Wiiwaa is a new Wii game that comes with a stuffed animal peripheral . Basically you put a Wiimote (NOT YOUR PENIS) in its mouth and then dry hump it from behind like there’s no tomorrow. Because there might not be. Don’t believe me? Hit the jump for a video of Weewoo in action.

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Wii Game With Stuffed Animal Peripheral