Meat Baby: A Modern Hansel And Gretel Story

Somebody went and made a baby entirely out of ground beef . Which, funny story: is exactly how God made Adam. Minus the pickle eyes. He used deviled eggs, silly! Can you tell I took a religion class in college? Because I didn’t. I did take a philosophy class though — it was called Morality and Ethics. Yeah, I found out I don’t have any (I stole an exam and got expelled). The Meat Baby [thisiswhyyourefat] Thanks to Tydal and trishna87, who only eat candy babies.

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OM NOM NOM: Pac-Man Candy

Want to pound some turdy looking power pellets? Then buy this $12 set of Pac-man candy and rot your teeth out! Then go to the dentist to get them fixed. But don’t forget to bring a hidden camera in case he tries to grope you while you’re out. Our fave classic video game now in edible form! This set of three sweet tins will have ya enjoying Pac-Man’s power pellets, blue raspberry ghost sours and cherry ghost sours. Each keepsake tin is approximately 2.5″ Cool. Weed would look cool in those. I would fill one with weed and another one with booze and then swallow them and try to get on airplane. But then when security tries to stop me I’ll blast off with my jetpack and probably get a JWI because my booze ghost leaked. Pac-Man Candy For a Retro Geeky Sugar Fix [uberreview]

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Make Anything Taste Delicious: Baconnaise

I’ve known about Baconnaise for a while but I’ve been getting this tip pretty steadily for like a year now so I guess I can’t keep it all to myself anymore. Baconnaise: bacon flavored mayonnaise. From J&D foods (who also make bacon lube and BaconSalt (see the salt after the jump), a 3-pack of 15-ounce jars in on sale from Amazon for the low, low artery clogging price of $11. And with the combined power of Baconnaise and Baconsalt, you really can make anything taste like bacon ! And I do mean anything. Oh hoooooney! Hit the jump to see the salt.

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