This is an impressive set (unlike that piece of shit Blu-Ray trilogy coming out amirite?!) of Youtuber Timeyodie performing the voices of 34 different characters from the Star Wars universe and making some of the funniest faces I’ve ever seen. Every time I wanted to slap him on the back to get him stuck like that he’d do an even better one just seconds later! That said, I thought a lot of his impersonations were spot on. Especially the one about looking exactly like how I’d imagine a guy who can perform 34 different Star Wars characters would. You f***ing nailed it, bro! Hit the jump for almost 10-minutes of you are officially invited to every party I ever throw. Also, added list of characters in order so you can skip to who you want to hear IF YOU ARE SO INCLINED (his Anakin is money).

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Star Wars Voice Reel By Guy On Webcam

This is the (epic?) lightsaber battle between Obi Okeydokey, Qui Jong Ill and Darth Maurader or whatever from ‘ Star Wars: Episode One ‘ with all the sound effects replaced with a dude (the same one who did ‘The Matrix’ one ) making them with his mouth, aka ” an acapella multitrack “. Impressive work bro, but can you whistle? I can’t. Or roll my tongue. OR pronounce r’s that don’t sound like w’s. Basically my mouth is useless. “Not for gobbling dude’s wieners!” Good one. Hit the jump for more “vveeew veeew kkkksssshh” than you could shake an officially licensed lightsaber replica complete with glowing FX at.

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Lightsaber Fight Replaced With Acapella FX

This is The Matrix ‘lobby scene’ with the music and sound effects replaced with those made by some guy’s mouth and a multi-track recording . It’s…something. Something that made me make a strange face while I was watching it. Get it?! I was air-fellating, it was weird! Hit the jump for more PYEWS! than you could shake a raygun at and be all ‘put the money in the bag and nobody gets hurt’.

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The Matrix: Now With Acapella Sound Effects

SHAVE THAT NECK HAIR I CAN’T STOP STARING AT IT. Japanese beauty product manufacturers, thoroughly convinced people actually believe something that jiggles can tone and tighten muscles , are back at it, this time with the ‘Facial Lift At Once’. WTF is a Facial Lift At Once? I dunno, but I do know it makes you look you’re blowing a lightbulb! High-five, Uncle Fester — you know what I’m talkin’ about! Just slip the Facial Lift At Once into your mouth once a day for three minutes and you will feel the electric buzzing work on your cheeks, chin, lips, mouth and even nose. The pulsing will come in four different levels of strength and in a complete 360-degree spread, pushing and working on your facial muscles little by little every time. Not only will this give your face a boost “at once”, exercise and training couldn’t be easier than with this gadget. All you do is put on the mouth cover, pop it in your mouth and it does the hard work for you! If only running a marathon could be as easy! Yes, “if only running a marathon could be as easy”. Here’s an idea — how about you actually invent the automatic marathon runner INSTEAD OF A STUPID F***ING MOUTH-VIBRATOR?! Oh I’m sorry, am I making too much sense? “You’re way beyond making sense, GW — you’re makin’ dollas .” Haha, I am, aren’t I? *shaking money-maker* Keep those singles comin’, ladies! Product Site ($99!) via Facial Lift At Once [inewidea] Thanks to Gunslinger, who — you know you’re supposed to actually pull the trigger and not just throw them, right?

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Another Vibrating Japanese Facelift Thingy

Boobs : they make everything better. Moobs: not so much . Still, I would touch one if I had my eyes closed and dude had the decency to shave his nipple hair . What? I’M NATURALLY CURIOUS. Enter the most progressive dentistry practice in the world: Dr. Marie Catherine Klarkowski whose practice is in Munich in southern Germany said that she came up with the idea after watching the way male visitors to the local Oktoberfest enjoyed looking at the traditional low-cut Dirndl dresses. So she ordered for herself and her 10 staff similar frilled blouses in the same style with low cut cleavages and tight bodices that work like a push-up bra. For Dr Klarkowski the investment paid off - she has a third more patients since the change - all of them male. Dr. Klarkowski added: “Competition doesn’t sleep - I know colleagues who have decorated their whole practice with Mickey Mouse and one even in Star Trek style .” Whoa whoa whoa — A STAR TREK DENTIST?! Forget boobs, I want to boldly go where no man has gone before! *hitting nitrous tank* “GW to Moonbase Alpha, come in Moonbase Alpha. There’s a man here with clip-on Vulcan ears trying to disengage my pants’ deflector shield. Do you read me? I’m going to pretend I’m asleep and see where this goes, over.” Dressed to Drill [austriantimes] Thanks to K.T., who doesn’t care just as long as she still gets a sticker and toothbrush after her visit.

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"Dressed To Drill" German Dentists & Nurses Show Off Their Fillings To Distract Patients

All the rage in the GW is enough to destroy half a continent. LED teeth attachments: they glow when you smile and can change colors. Plus they make an electric “buzz” whenever they light up. Alternatively, chew on a glowstick . Which I’ve actually done before when I was rolling (OFL, silly!) and ended up drinking. SPOILER: the green ones DO NOT contain superpowers. The new fashion accessories were originally created as an experiment by two Japanese designers and are now being used in a commercial advertising a winter sale at a Japanese clothing store, Laforet Harajuku. They are quickly becoming a sought after accessory. The LED smiles can easily be affixed to your teeth and glow different colors while you smile. The colors can be changed wirelessly through a computer interface. Mr. Ishibashi and Daito Manabe, the other designer and technologist on the project, are offering workshops in Japan showing people how to build their own LED smiles. So, let me get a head-count — how many of you would wear LED teeth? Zero, really? Well congratulations on not disappointing me for once. Hit the jump for another shot and two videos, one showing them off close-up, and another of a bunch of Japanese schoolgirls wandering around with the things.

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All The Rage In Japan: Light-Up LED Teeth

First panda lips , now Pikachu . What’s next? SPOILER : GW working overtime to blast off this planet. Now I know what you’re thinking, but no, she won’t shock your balls off. And not just because no girl in her right mind ( which none are, amirite?!!!!!!11 ) would ever even CONSIDER getting intimate with you, but that’s exactly why and you and I both know it. Besides, it looks like Pikachu just hocked up a furball anyways. Still, buck up champ — there’s bound to be some pay-for-pr0n site out there that suits your fancy. And speaking of fancy suits: my birthday one . Beard bow-tie, just sayin’! Pucker Up, Pikachu [kotaku] Thanks to Amanda, who was *this close* to sticking her lips to look like Charizard but was afraid of setting her boyfriend’s penis on fire. I’m sure he’s thankful.

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Girl, Them Lips Electric!: Pikachu Lipsticks

You know how they say eyes are the windows to the soul? Well apparently a Pyrex plug is the window to your teeth and gums. Who knew? …presumably refraction of transmitted light explains the visualization of both top and bottom teeth through the plug. Oh really? Well presumably refraction of transmitted projectile vomit explains the visualization of both puke on my shoes AND desk. Science, baby! (Somebody come clean this mess up). Lip window [tywkiwdbi] Thanks to matt, who has a window to his brain. Ooh ooh — let me see! Not a whole lot going on up here, matt.

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Body Modification: A Window For Your Lip

Wiiwaa is a new Wii game that comes with a stuffed animal peripheral . Basically you put a Wiimote (NOT YOUR PENIS) in its mouth and then dry hump it from behind like there’s no tomorrow. Because there might not be. Don’t believe me? Hit the jump for a video of Weewoo in action.

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Wii Game With Stuffed Animal Peripheral

Somebody went and made a baby entirely out of ground beef . Which, funny story: is exactly how God made Adam. Minus the pickle eyes. He used deviled eggs, silly! Can you tell I took a religion class in college? Because I didn’t. I did take a philosophy class though — it was called Morality and Ethics. Yeah, I found out I don’t have any (I stole an exam and got expelled). The Meat Baby [thisiswhyyourefat] Thanks to Tydal and trishna87, who only eat candy babies.

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Meat Baby: A Modern Hansel And Gretel Story