This is a terrible, butt-ass quality video of two kids duking it out in taekwondo set to the Mortal Kombat movie theme . It…will probably be the best thing you see all day. Plus Sub Zero there in the blue keeps throwing this reverse kick at Scorpion that will blow your f***ing mind. God knows I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of that thing. Hit the jump for so much hopping around you’d swear they were doing the peepee dance.

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BABALITY!: Little Kids Taekwondo Mortal Kombat Fight

MIT student Tyler Christensen went and made himself a dual-resonant solid state Tesla coil , then strapped that sucker to a hat and pumped the Mortal Kombat theme through it. Unfortunately, it broke the night before Halloween, leaving him no other option but to go trick-or-treating as his backup, “guy with a bomb on his head.” Hit the jump for a video of the hat in action.

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Sing In The Rain!: Kid Makes Musical Tesla Coil Hat

‘FINISH IT’, get it? Like how it says ‘FINISH HIM!’ in the game ! Speaking of finishing things — you think a parent has ever had to tell a child to finish their pizza the way they do with vegetables? I doubt it, kids will finish some damn pizza . Also: picking their nose after a parent has already told them to stop. Nasty little f***ers. Mortal Kombat Pizza [thatsnerdalicious] Thanks to beebs, who’s agrees if you don’t eat your meat you can’t have any pudding. Wait — was that a sexual euphemism? Dammit, you’re making me look like a pervert, beebs!

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FINISH IT!: A Mortal Kombat Cheese Pizza

Developers of the new Mortal Kombat have revealed the newest edition to the franchise will include difficult-to-execute ‘ x-ray ‘ moves, in which a character brutalizes another and the internal destruction is actually shown. *getting light-headed* What?! Like you’ve never seen a blogger write with a trashbag tied over his head! “It’s definitely the most brutal attack that we’ve ever had in a Mortal Kombat and it’s something that we’re very proud of,” lead designer John Edwards told IGN. “Not only from an artistic standpoint but from a gameplay standpoint.” “The first time we knew we were onto something big with X-ray Mode was at E3,” art director Steve Beran said. “I HAVE AN ORGASMIC REACTION EVERYTIME I SEE THE X-RAYS MOVES,” drowning69coil is happy to admit after watching the Mortal Kombat preview at YouTube. Whoa whoa whoa — orgasmic reaction?! I’m not saying this guy needs to be institutionalized for a unhealthy obsession with gore, but I am saying I bet he stays up at night beating off to CSI reruns. YOU’RE SICK AND YOU NEED TO GET BETTER, HOMEY. Hit the jump for a worthwhile video of the new moves and the develops talking about them.

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OMG — I Can See The Bone *Passes Out*: Mortal Kombat’s Brutal New ‘X-Ray Mode’

Some crazy-ass dressed as Scorpion playing the Mortal Kombat theme on an accordion : it’s why Youtube was invented. Well, that and me with a grocery bag over my head ranting about how Taco Bell always forgets to give me a ramekin of cheese with my nachos. STOP CUTTING CORNERS YOU GRADE D TACOTEERS! Also, my Baja Blast was flat and there was a homeless woman begging for change in the drive-thru line. I backed over her, so I believe some extra Fire sauce is in order. Hit the jump for a minute of videogame polka.

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Scorpion Playing MK Theme On Accordion

Note: Video is after the jump for fear of accidentally FATALITY-ING your ass all over the front page. This is a video making its way around the interwebs that appears to be an 8-minute trailer for an upcoming Mortal Kombat movie. BUT THAT AIN’T THE CASE. It’s actually believed to be some viral marketing for a new Mortal Kombat game . But is it? I have no idea. It is incredibly well made though. Plus Reptile eats people’s heads. Sick! Kidding, it’s not any worse than a dog licking it’s own a-hole. *ahem* CHLOE! Gimme kissies. Eight minutes of worthwhile billable time awaits you after the jump. FINISH IT!

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WTF Did I Just Watch: Mortal Kombat: Rebirth