I’ve been trying to avoid posting t-shirts lately because a lot of you think t-shirt articles are lame, but then I realized I’m a man who has to follow his heart ask his mom for a ride to the mall later, and I should do whatever I want. Plus this is a f***ing dino with lasers and a battle axe . It’s very Dino-Riders. And if you’re not into that I’m not even sure you should be here in the first place. Doctors should probably smush you back up into your mom’s vagina UNTIL YOU GROW A BRAIN. Also, an extra inch or two down there certainly wouldn’t kill your girlfriend either. Plus you’d stop soaking your pubes every time you pee (you cry because it’s true). Anyway, $9 plus $2 shipping ($5 international) takes the shirt home BUT ONLY UNTIL MIDNIGHT EASTERN. After that it’s gone, but you still have two hours to convince a skank at the bar to come home with you. Tee Fury (different shirt tomorrow) Thanks to Comfort Eagle, Holy Crap! Lions!, Phloyd, Spartacus, Blaqk Panda, Vasssskk, Leeman, Xager, Quintin, JDARKHUNTER, R Fletcher, Whit, Quax, Lea C, supertt, Mr T, Patrick, Nikki, JAMES, The Awesome Sauce Wyatt and Andy, who were all sewn out of 100% polyester badassery and silkscreened with dildos on their chests awesomeness.

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Today Only: Battle-Dino Shirt At Tee Fury

For Pac-Man’s 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call me old fashioned, but I still like to celebrate anniversaries the way God intended: with somebody jumping out of a cake. Yep, that’s right. For limited time only, Circle K stores in Japan have started to sell these Pac-Man shaped buns. My Japanese isn’t good (as in I can’t read it at all), but from what I can tell, they sell for 120 (about $1.31 USD), and they’re not filled with cherries, pretzels or power pills. Instead, they’re chock full of crushed almond-flavored cookies and cream custard. That actually sounds pretty good. Anybody in Japan want to send me some? I’ll pay you back — IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I will strike them down with my replica Master Sword and feast on their carcasses! I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL! Hit the jump for a shot of the display — cause you can get anything you want at Japanese Circle K’s.

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That….Looks Like S#!7: Pac-Man Cookie Bun

I was sitting on it the whole time!! Picture [thechive] Thanks to Uberscooter, as badass as a scooter can be.

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Listen, if you can convince your wife that a dead tauntaun would make the perfect wedding cake I WANT YOU TO HOLD ON TO THAT WOMAN. I want you to hold on tighter than you do the dashboard when she’s driving (I’ve seen your knuckles! Also, the way she drives). That said, you think they cut the cake with a lightsaber ? I mean, it’s only appropriate. Also, a slave Leia jumping out and humming the Star Wars theme. What can I say, I’m a natural wedding planner. Hit the jump for four more shots, including a cute Stormtrooper couple.

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Gutsy: This Dead Tauntaun Wedding Cake

Yes I would. I would cut that cake with a knife and eat it with a fork OR WHATEVER UTENSIL IS AROUND. And if there aren’t any I would just use my hand like a neanderthal BECAUSE I AM A SUCKER FOR ICE CREAM CAKE, OKAY? Now I know most of you guys don’t like Twilight because it sucks so hard , but a lot of chicks really eat this teenage vampire shit up. Not getting any chicks? USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. I’m talking fang implants, bro. Cake of the Day: Needs more sprinkles. [dailywhat] Thanks to pstone, who doesn’t do vampires but did date a halfling.

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I Don’t Care What You Say, I Would Eat It

It’s Friday, and, since I love you all, how about some sexy Star Trek and Star Wars themed corsets made by Etsy seller Evening Arwen? The Star Trek corsets go for $200 a pop and the Star Wars models (which include the rest of the costumes, but not the actual women), are $500 (trooper) and $600 (Vader). Hit the jump to see them and get all woop woop and ooh la la in your pants and blah blah is anybody still reading this? No? Okay good. Hit the jump already, geez.

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Gallery: Sexy Star Trek and Star Wars Corsets

Tired of trying to make zombie Jello molds out of aluminum foil ? Well crinkle no more my friends, Think Geek is finally selling a quality zombie mold! It costs $15 and isn’t dishwasher safe, but don’t let that stop you from putting it in there anyway! You just tell that Maytag piece of shit the Geekologie Writer told you to! I’ll tell you what though — the results look delicious, don’t they? I think I know what I’m getting my son for his birthday! A new mommy! Hit the jump for one more shot which, despite adjusting the brightness and contrast, I couldn’t make any more cleavage-y. Buy hey, I tried. Remember: I’m here for you.

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It’s About Time: A Quality Zombie Jello Mold

Ha, what line? Yes, Bakon is bacon flavored vodka . Yes, it’s real. Yes, it’s only available in Washington, Idaho, Montana and Oregon right now. Yes, I want to try it. Yes, I want to pour it on a stripper. No, I don’t want to lick it off. Hit the jump for recipes and a link to the official site.

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Crossing The Line?: Bacon Flavored Vodka