This is allegedly 365 applications of makeup applied to a woman’s face over a 9-hour period. The result, which looks like a cross between Kim Kardashian and a burn victim (which would be a great combo in real life by the way) are terrifying, probably even more so to young children. Personally, I don’t like makeup. Unless we’re talking makeup sex , in which case I’m torn because I really don’t like fighting in the first place. Dammit, I’m a lover not a fighter! Just kidding, I am a ninja fighter. And a fire fighter. And, shit, since we’re all being so honest — I can also turn into a fighter jet . “Like a Transformer?” What the — no not like a got-damn Transformer! *firing missiles* Hit the jump for the gunkification in process.

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Really Terrible: What A Year’s Worth Of Makeup Looks Like Applied In A Single Day

Ladies: they wear makeup . Some guys too but that’s between me and my eyebrow pencil. Enter makeup handguns from Dutch designer Ted Noten (NOT Nugent). They don’t pack heat, but they do pack a bunch of overpriced garbage. Plus — PLUS — you might get shot just because you wanted to ‘freshen up’. Did I mention they cost between $11,500 - $17,000? Because they do that too. *eyeroll, stomach-roll* the guns are formed from 3D-printed nylon and come in two different models. The Dior001, which has Dior lip gloss, an antique hairpin, storage for pills, a USB stick ?and a 100-gram sterling silver bar, and the Chanel001, which stores Chanel lip gloss, an antique hairpin, a 18k gold toothpick, a perfume bottle with an 18k gold mechanism, a 50-gram 24kt gold bar, a USB stick, and a Viagra pill. A gold bar and a Viagra pill? They should’ve named that model ‘The Gold-Digger’! Get it? To get an old dude’s boner up and then take his money! Jesus, this isn’t rocket surgery folks. Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of all the shit they’ve packed inside.

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A Makeup-Filled Handgun For The Ladies

You look great, really. The Panasonic LUMIX FX77 is a 12.1-megapixel picture-taker with a twist . Just kidding, it doesn’t have a literal twist because that would make for one awkward shaped camera ! Like a penis that was put on upside down but with less hitting-so-close-to-home because I know you told me that in confidence (SORRY!). Anyway, the $400 soul-stealer has a touchscreen makeup studio app built in that you can use to slap on some lipstick or rose your cheeks after taking a picture. Still won’t fix that wonk-eye though! (It’s cool I have one too) After you’ve taken a shot, you can use the 3.5-inch display to add makeup to your subjects, smearing rouge and lip gloss with a fingertip. It’s undoubtedly handy if you’ve always wanted to see what your father looks like wearing mascara, but never quite built up the courage to ask. Otherwise there’s HDMI connectivity, an SDXC memory card slot, optical image stabilization and Leica optics with a 5x optical zoom. It’ll also shoot HD video Alternatively, Photoshop the pictures after downloading them to your computer LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. Then, crop your gut out and post that shit on Facebook to trick all the people you went to highschool with into thinking you’re fit now. Girl, how you gonna have two-hundred pictures of nothin’ but your face — ARE YOU JUST A HEAD IN A JAR?! Hit the jump for a shot of the application in use and a very short commercial.

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New Digital Camera Lets You Add Makeup

Movie makeup and special effects wizardy is very much a study and exercise in materials science. Since the dawn of film, artists have been been toying with synthetic appliances, pigments, and all kinds of organic matter. Through the years, new materials, digital tools and rendering software, like ZBrush , have boosted efficiency and creativity. Rick Baker , the legendary makeup artist behind films like An American Werewolf in London , Thriller , and those Eddie-Murphy-fat-guy films, isn’t a purist when it comes to adopting new technologies. He’s stated very clearly that he embraces the use of CGI because it can accomplish what’s literally impossible &mdash even for him. And yet, for the upcoming film The Wolfman , starring Benicio Del Toro (pic above), the guru of gore decided to go old school. As an homage to makeup artist Jack Pierce, who created the effects in the original film from 1941, the Academy Award-winning special effects master decided to ditch silicone and other newfangled materials for the stuff of yesteryear &mdash foam rubber, acrylic teeth and yak hair. Yes, yak hair , which Pierce used along with kelp to transform Lon Chaney into the o.g. wolfman. So how does Baker’s wolf compare? Not sure. The film was originally due in April, got bumped to November. Color me curious to see the transformation and F/X, but concerned about everything else. Previously: Horror movie makeup of 1933 - Boing Boing Wiccan teen suspended for wearing make-up - Boing Boing Crazy makeup kits are the ultimate transformer gadgets A Visual History of Cosmetics Gadgetry Free Halloween skin for Shuttle KPC owners - Boing Boing Gadgets

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Movie Makeup Tip: It’s OK To Go Old School

Now you can go to Sephora and buy makeup specifically engineered so you’d look good in hi-def. Product page [Cargo Cosmetics]

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Blu-ray makeup for high definition hotness