This is a battle between a sulfuric-acid based drain cleanser and a wet sponge . SPOILER : The sponge loses (although technically the acid is actually reacting with the water). I know you might be a fan of rooting for the underdog, but in this case the underdog gets its ass burnt off and handed to it. Reminds me of when I used to lock myself in my lab (read: bathroom) and mix random cleaners together in a bucket trying to invent a new, more powerful one. One time the smell alone made me pass out! That’s when I knew I had something. “Had what — the poison control hotline’s ‘Dumbf*** of the Month’ award in the bag?” They sent me a magnet for the fridge and everything! Hit the jump for the carnage.

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Sulfuric Acid Drain Cleaner Vs. Wet Sponge

Note: HARdto read/ specialy aif youave been drinlinking, clkick EHRE fora brigger verison. This is a map depicting the United States of Beer . I’m not sure what it’s supposed to teach us , but I am listening intently with the hope of some free samples after class. Which, 100% true story: one time I had to give a peer-reviewed presentation about the wine industry for a marketing class in college and had the other students follow me out to my car afterward and handed out free bottles of Boones Farm. Solid C, baby! Theeeeeeeen I drank the 12 left over and ran through a plate-glass window. Oh sugar-snaps — a bonus ‘United States of Soft Drinks’ HERE for you underage kiddies! The United States of Beer [houstonpress] Thanks to Shenanigans and Amanda, who both agree the best beer in the U.S. is whichever one’s in your tummy gettin’ ya krunk!

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God Bless America: The United States Of Beer

The BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt from ThinkGeek is a $20 tee with incorporated bottle opener . I assume BeerBot is supposed to be a copyright-free version of Bender , but I could be wrong. But you’re so handsome. Am I STILL wrong? Never been wronger, butterface! ThinkGeek Product Site via BeerBot Shirt Gets Your Bottles Open [uberreview] Thanks to sara, who knows the best way to drink beer is straight from the barley’s boobie. Wheat’s teat?

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I’ll Stab You: BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt