This is a video of Geekologie Reader Simon spending a lot of time and effort to build a 12-pound warhammer for a friend’s birthday , making him a far better friend than any of mine. “Because you don’t have any?” GOOD ONE, DINGLEBERRY. Did you come up with that one all by yourself? “Nope — I had a friend help.” Ugh, of course you did, Mr. Popular. God I’m so f***ing alone. Hit the jump for the woodworking in progress.

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Geekologie Reader Made 12-lb Warhammer For Friend

When I first saw this thing I assumed it was just some steampunky arm somebody made because they’re obsessed with Edward Scissorhands and all around creepy and girls love guys that are creepy (I wanna lick on yo armpits, lady!). Except not really because I have no idea what girls like except flowers and jewelry. They love those things. Everything else is up in the air as far as I know. Anyways, an actual turn-of-the-century prosthetic arm. It’s barely noticeable. Made from steel and brass, this unusual prosthetic arm articulates in a number of ways. The elbow joint can be moved by releasing a spring, whereas the top joint of the wrist allows a degree of rotation and an up-and-down motion. The fingers can also curl up and straighten out. The leather upper arm piece is used to fix the prosthesis to the remaining upper arm. The rather sinister appearance of the hand suggests the wearer may have disguised it with a glove. Among the most common causes of amputation throughout the 1800s were injuries received as a result of warfare. Yeah I would have just rocked a stump. I mean frightening replacement arms are cool and all, but no they’re not either and God forbid you pick your nose or try holding your penis while you’re peeing. Dude — you’re pissing blood… … … …is that a piece of your penis in the urinal? Hit the jump for a couple closeups of the hand.

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I’m Cool With A Stump: Steampunk Terminator Arm Actually A Real Victorian Prosthetic

Is that an axe on your back or are you just happy to see me? Does this count as a concealed weapon if I’m wearing a Members Only jacket over it? When you’re not braining zombies you don’t want to have to carry your axe around by hand , do you? You need to keep those free for collecting gear and copping the occasional feel on a dead zombie boob, amirite? Okay put everybody who agreed on a government watch list. For you non necro-romancers, here’s a $165 axe sling. It holds your axe so your hands don’t have to. But be warned — you know what they say about idle hands, don’t you? They’re the devil’s playground. My penis’ favorite is the merry-go-round! Product Site via Best Made Axe Sling: Utility Wear For the Zombie Apocalypse [uberreview]

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Functional AND Stylish: The Axe Back Sling

First he steals all the copper pipe out of my grandparents’ house, now he’s stealing extra dimensions ! WTF, MARIO?! You have an invincibility star addiction we don’t know about? Haha, what do you mean you’re depressed? It doesn’t have anything to do with me and the Princess’s peach, does it? Oh you didn’t know ab– I SAID I’M GAY FOR TOAD! cezkid’s DeviantART via Retro Mario in 3D flavor [likecool] Thanks to Guilmon_DT, who made a 3-D model of the Princess but wouldn’t share it with anybody because he wants her all to himself. That’s greedy!

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Dammit Mario, Stop Stealing D’s!: Mario In 3-D

This is a little gallery by College Humor’s Jeff Rubin of Mario suits that Nintendo mistakenly left out of the games . Geez, way to drop the ball, Nintendo. Also, the soap. Haha — gimme that butt! Hit the jump for several more.

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Die, Bowser!: Mario Suits That Should Exist

How often do I ask you for anything? Almost never, right? Well now I’m asking you for something. Where can I buy and/or get the materials to make this dinosaur necklace ? Because I want one. And, even if my girlfriend doesn’t know it yet, she wants one too. I think if I could just stroke those lucky dino bones while I write, this blog would stop sucking so hard. And by sucking I mean suckling . Nipples. GEEKOLOGIE IS THE TITS. Cool Dinosaur Necklace [collthings] Thanks to Mel and Tiff, who had matching dino-bone anklets until I hid under their car and cut them off when they were unlocking the doors. I got dragged 8 blocks but it was worth it. And to Jessica, who kicked the knife out of my hand and backed over me.

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Help: Where Can I Buy This Dino Necklace?