Want to see The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword’s 3:30 ink-blot intro? Relax bro, I’ve got you covered. “…In honey?” Yes in honey, I need your help attracting a bear. “And then what?” Haha, what do you mean ‘and then what?’ And then watching from the car and see what it does to you! Hit the jump for the OMG YES YES YES YES NOVEMBER 20TH.

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YES: Zelda Skyward Sword’s Ink-Blot Intro

This isn’t the first lifesize papercraft Link we’ve seen, it’s just the first one we’ve seen outdoors . Created by DeviantARTist stuioofmm (aka Michaela Something), it’s always nice to see a character in their natural element . Mine? My natural element is in the middle of a epic battle box of Girl Scout Cookies. :/ Link is a life size papercraft model standing around 5′5. He is made completely from 250 gsm paper (about 4x stronger then normal paper). He has foam core supports in the top and bottom of his pants, top and bottom of his boots and a ring in his waist. There is also some in the back of his shield, and in the handle of the master sword. Link is made from 250+ pages, the initial template is 198, but there are layers of strips of paper inside for support, and 831 pieces. I worked on him constantly for a month, working approximately 12 hours each day but sometimes that number could go up to 20. Not gonna lie, when I first saw a thumbnail picture I thought he was a giant piata. “Haha — you would, GW!” I would what — hit that? All night long. Or him me, I don’t care. I swing every which-way, including blindfolded . What can I say, I’m kinky. “Pfft, blindfolds aren’t even kinky.” They are when you’re banging tree-people! Hit the jump for several more shots and a link to the artist’s DeviantART with high-res versions.

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Lifesize Papercraft Link From Legend Of Zelda

That’s right folks, today, February 21st, 2011 marks the 25th anniversary of everybody’s favorite video game franchise. “Not mine, I hate those games .” OH YEAH WELL I HATE YOUR FACE SO THERE. Such a f***ing Ganon. Including the original game’s release on the Famicom Disk System in 1986 (for which it was a launch title), a total of 14 unique and “proper” Zelda games (excluding re-releases) have been published by Nintendo for the Famicom/NES, Game Boy, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Game Boy Advance, GameCube, DS and Wii. A number of other Zelda games, some not made by Nintendo and others being spin-off titles, have also been released in that time, while the 15th game — Skyward Sword — is due later this year on the Wii. With The Legend Of Zelda: The Ocarina Of Time widely regarded as the greatest game ever made , and with the series as popular and iconic today as it was back in 1986, it retains a very special place in the heart of many gamers Are you thinking what I’m thinking? If you answered, “let’s all head down to Lon Lon Ranch for some cake and milk” you are! I’m gonna drink straight from a cow’s udder! “Uh, GW? That’s a bull.” Soooooooo…this isn’t an udder is what you’re saying. Happy 25th Birthday, The Legend Of Zelda [kotaku] Thanks to Chris G and Luke, who almost love the Zelda franchise as much as I do, except romantically. YA’LL NASTY!

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Yay!: The Legend Of Zelda Turns 25 Today

This is a video from the same makers as the ‘If God of War was a Wes Anderson Movie’ and ‘ Inglourious Plummers ‘ flicks. It’s the story of Link and Zelda as told as an 80’s coming of age film ( The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Say Anything , etc.). Admittedly, it was pretty well made and they even roughed up the footage to give it that “holy shit the VCR is eating my tape” feel. WHICH YOU YOUNGER WHIPPER-SNAPPLES CAN’T EVEN APPRECIATE. Also, car windows that aren’t electric . You know how long it took me to perfect a roll-up that would look electric to hot chicks watching from the outside? Forever. Literally, I never got it. I think they all thought I was masturbating. Hit the jump for the worthwhile video. Tingle’s in it, just sayin’!

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Zelda Reimagined As 80’s High School Movie

As you may or may yes know, I have a special affinity for the Zelda franchise. Maybe it’s how much of Link’s heroism I see in myself, or my penchant for the skin-flute ocarina , but it’s prooooooobably all the pointy ears . God I’m a sucker for pointy ears . Also: ranch dressing. Anyway, this is a cute cosplay gallery of Link and Saria (from OoT) frolicking around in the Lost Woods. Personally, you’d never catch ME running around the Lost Woods with Saria, but that’s because they’re the Lost Woods . You wouldn’t be able to tell up from your own @$$hole! Several more shots, a 30-minute behind-the-scenes video from the shoot, and a link to whole gallery after the jump.

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Link And Saria Cosplay In The Lost Woods

This is a t-shirt designed by BattleTankBob that’s up for voting with the hope that Threadless will actually print them. Which, if they did, I’d probably buy. And not just because I really hope it comes with that fake mustache , but I am considering moonlighting as a private eye. And by private eye I obviously mean peeping tom. I see you! No-Life Meter [threadless] Thanks to Bob, who — oh shit, the BattleTank himself?! I want a ride!

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The Story Of My Life In Zelda T-Shirt Form

I remember seeing this video (the original Japanese commercial for The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past ) a long time ago, and you’re probably gonna yell at me because you sent it to me years ago, but you know what? I’m not gonna let it get to me. You can’t make me feel bad. But you can make me a sandwich. And you know what? YOU’RE GOING TO. Triangle cut, no crust, no pubes. Youtube via Zelda dance [wtfjapanseriously] Thanks to Spikey DaPikey and Dan, who actually perform that dance at clubs and impress all the womens.

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Old: Legend Of Zelda Dance-Fest Commercial

This is probably older than the topical gel I found in the back of my medicine cabinet while hunting for my Valtrex multi-vitamins, but that doesn’t affect the cuteness. As you can see, it’s a cat dressed up as Link . Making him the coolest cat ever (besides your own, I’m sure). Granted, he forgot the apostrophe in “I’m” and can’t capitalize to save his last half-heart , but he’s a cat for crying out loud. They’re notoriously poor with grammar. And also, in general. MR. WHISKERS — YOU’RE LATE ON RENT AGAIN! Picture [wtfux] Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who agrees he could only be cuter if he was swinging a wooden sword.

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