I, for one, would not be disappointed if I found a Guinness truck at the end of a rainbow . Sure a pot of gold and a weensy green man (who you could sell to the circus) would be cool too, but I can always appreciate beer . Did I say appreciate? I meant chug until I pass out. Memories: why so hard to erase? Gloomy Day WIN! [failblog] Thanks to Shenanigans, who once tricked a friend into waiting for the school bus even though it was Saturday. Good one!

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Finally!: What Lies At The End Of A Rainbow

This is a video of some lunatic talking about elves and how you can attract them with pineapples and chopsticks and a million other things he came up with in his LSD -riddled mind. Say — did you know elves are the official caretakers of the unicorns ? I’m not even kidding, he says that. Too bad we all know it’s actually the forest nymphs, hack! Captain Crazy also made a video where he shifts his focus to leprechauns, which I took the liberty of embedding after the jump as well. You know, just in case eight minutes of elf-rambling isn’t enough for you. Which let’s be honest, never is. Do Smurfs next you crazy f***! Hit the jump for more crazy than you can shake an elf-attracting chopstick at.

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You’re Nuts: Crazy Guy Talking About Elves