Note: Full-res version of the entire looooooooong thing HERE . This is a comprehensive guide to the history of the Doctor Who television franchise in timeline slash infographical format (saying slash is the new / FYI). For those of you not familiar with Doctor Who , it’s the show the band The who took their name from. Just kidding, but feel free to spread that if you wanna sound like a total TA– “Don’t even say it!” Say what? ” TARDIS .” I wasn’t gonna! “Then what were you gonna say?” Nooooo, it’s too late now. If you wanna hear what I was gonna say you’re gonna have to Time Lord your ass back a minute or suffer the wrath. *brandishing Sonic Screwrdriver * “That’s an electric toothbrush.” I don’t care what it is, it’s about to be brushing your colon! Doctor Who Timeline [cabletv] Thanks to James, who actually made the graphic and clearly has some impressive organizational skills.

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Comprehensive Timeline/Infographic To Doctor Who

I mean, awesome if it’s true, I just know I’ve been on the steady downhill since I was six. I’m talking below the x-axis downhill. But maybe it’s because I’m not so much a nerd or regular person, but something else entirely. “A loser with no future?” *tapping finger to nose* Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Thanks to Sinny76 and bobo, who are so satisfied with life they can barely contain themselves. Oh great, my favorite kind of people.

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Life Satisfaction Vs. Age: Geeks Vs. Regular People

Make-believe anatomist Jason Freeny is back with another lesson, this time in the form of a LEGO minifig . You ever wonder what was inside those little guys? SPOILER: guts, just like inside you and me! Kidding, I’m solid penises and a coal-black heart. You know how the Grinch’s heart was three sizes too small? Well mine’s the size of a rabbit turd and happiness makes me vomit. Hit the jump for a couple shots of the process and a link to Jason’s Facebook with even more.

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Gutsy: The Internal Anatomy Of A LEGO Minifig

Note: Slightly larger full-size version HERE . What? It’s Halloween weekend so this kind of post is appropriate. Although, truthfully, I’d also post this on Christmas Eve and you and I both know it. I keep it real! Also, a constant 72F because I don’t want it so hot that I start sweating, but I also don’t want it so cold that my nips get hard because I’ll rub them raw through my t-shirt. I…have issues. New AND out of print ones. I’m what you’d call a hot mess. Except it’s only 68 in here so I’m actually a cold mess with painful nipples. This is a map of what the citizens of each state are afraid is coming to get them. Me? There’s only one thing I’m worried about coming to get me — the police. Just saying, you know how many skeletons I have in my closet? One — the triceratops I stole from a museum! What Is Coming To Get Us [verysmallarray] via The Thing People In Each US State Think Is Coming To Get Them [laughingsquid] Thanks to Casey, who fears nothing but fear itself. Pluuuuuuuuus crazy people with knives, stepping on cracks, heights, dogs larger than 20-lbs, sleeping with less than three pillows, mirrors that aren’t full length, and dreams where your pants don’t fit.

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The US Map Of What’s Coming To Get You

Note: Larger version HERE in case you’re convinced somebody in Uganda actually gives a shit about Googling “zombies”. SPOILER: No. In Kenya, absolutely. This is a map created by plotting the prevalence of Google interweb searches for the word ” zombie ” on Google Maps . Unsurprisingly, countries that don’t speak English don’t have a lot. Same goes for Googling “taytays the size of my head” and “dino love dolls”. *whistling* Using a keyword search for “zombies”, the following map visualizes the absolute concentrations of references within the Google Maps database. The map reveals two important spatial patterns. First, much of the world lacks any content mentioning “zombies” whatsoever. Second, and related, the highest concentrations of zombies in the Geoweb are located in the Anglophone world, especially in large cities. The results either provide a rough proxy for the amount of English-language content indexed over our planet, or offer an early warning into the geographies of the impending zombie apocalypse. Hey, I’m just happy to see they didn’t go off the deep end and try to infer the majority of the world doesn’t care about the undead, despite the fact the word “zombie” is just a funny sound to them. And speaking of funny sounds: my freshman roommate used to snore every night but they sounded like farts . Plus stunk. “You know GW, sometimes the simplest answer is best.” I regret sharing a bed with him, I’ll tell you that. The Zombie map of the world [guardian] Thanks to Cristian, who doesn’t Google anything because he’s patiently waiting for AskJeeves to make a comeback. Jeeves! That guy couldn’t find a f***ing coat on a coat rack!

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World Map Of People Who Google ‘Zombies’

This is a classification of bread clips because doctors contributing to the British Medical Journal want to create a “gastrointestinally safer” version by pointing out all the dangers the ones currently in use. Alternatively, LEARN HOW TO MAKE A F***ING SANDWICH WITHOUT EATING THE GOT-DAMN BREAD CLIP. Hit the jump for a close-up of the anatomy of a bread clip and a phylogenetic tree (yes, seriously).

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Doctors Classify Bread Clips In Hopes Of Developing A More Safely Digestible One

Note: This is nowhere nearthe whole graphic (apparently the future is loooooooong), click HERE to see the whole thing. This is a giant infographic designed by Michael Hobson featuring sci-fi movies and television shows based in the future and what humanity has to look forward to during a particular period. SPOILER: nothing good. Just sayin’, if I had died yesterday I wouldn’t be complaining. Get it? I’d be too busy watching you all undress as a ghost! OMG OMG — I saw this one dude that looked like he had tits on his back. I went in for a motorboat but my face went right through him! The Future According To Films [visual.ly] Thanks to skamondongo, who agrees the future is looking pretty bleak for anybody but androids.

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The Future (According To Sci-Fi Film And TV)

Note: This isn’t the whole thing, click HERE to see the whole kit and kaboodle in full-res. This is an infographic made by Geekologie Reader Edwin Rahr for his company London Creative that’s all about Steve ‘The Apple Juice’ Jobs. Now I know what many of you are thinking, “but who gives a shit about Steve Jobs ?” And the answer, my friend, is take a look in a mirror. “GAAAAHH, WHO’S THAT BEHIND ME?” Haha — the fanboy that’s gonna stab you! OR Now I know what many of you are thinking, “but who gives a shit about Steve Jobs?” And the answer, my friend, is take a look in a mirror. Get it? A lot more people than care about the guy you’re staring at! BU-BU-BU-BURN. OR Now I know what many of you are thinking, “but who gives a shit about Steve Jobs?” And the answer, my friend, is take a look in a mirror. Now turn off the lights, tie your shoes together and spin around three times repeating “Bloody Mary”. “Those were all bad.” Oh I’m aware. *cutting deep with mirror shard* Steve Jobs Infographic [londoncreative] Thanks Edwin, let me know if you ever wanna make one about me and I’ll provide you with some sweet-ass stories that I made up.

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The Apple Juice: A Steve Jobs Infographic

Note: Slightly larger version HERE . This is small chart showing how different people in science view themselves and each other. Me? I imagine everybody wearing lab coats with taped glasses and pocket protectors. I guess you could call me oldschool. “Or Shadow Reacharound the Knob Ninja.” Um, no. “Spermbeard the Penis Pirate?” Yeah , I’d still prefer oldschool. Creator’s Website via How People In Science See Each Other [buzzfeed] Thanks to Georgia, who sees everyone as a peach or peanut.

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How People In Science See Each Other Chart

Seen here giving us his best ‘meet me behind the planetarium’, acclaimed astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson is set to host the sequel to Carl Sagan’s ‘ Cosmos ‘, entitled ‘Cosmos: A Space-Time Odyssey’. It will be a 13-part series airing on Fox during primetime in 2013 and produced by, who else, Seth MacFarlane. Wait, what?! The same guy producing the new ‘Flintstones’ reboot? WTFOX. According to the producers, the new series will tell “the story of how human beings began to comprehend the laws of nature and find our place in space and time. It will take viewers to other worlds and travel across the universe for a vision of the cosmos on the grandest scale. The most profound scientific concepts will be presented with stunning clarity, uniting skepticism and wonder, and weaving rigorous science with the emotional and spiritual into a transcendent experience.” Thankfully, the series is being co-produced by the National Geographic Channel, which will show an encore of each episode the day after they air on Fox and, hopefully, keep cartoon transitions and comedic voicework to a minimum. “But that would be awesome!” Would it be? “Now that I think about it, no.” So you responded before actually thinking about it? “I guess I–” GET THAT FINGER OUT OF YOUR NOSE! Fox Orders 13-Episode Sequel To Carl Sagan’s ‘Cosmos’ Docu-Series With Seth MacFarlane Producing For 2013 Launch [deadline] Thanks to Travis, Iron Man and bb, who’re hoping Neil gets a cool spaceship cockpit mockup like Carl did in the original. Shit was dope!

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Updated ‘Cosmos’ Series w/ Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Produced By Seth MacFarlane