Note: No screencap is really gonna do the guide justice, you’re gonna have to play with it yourself (or watch the video) to put things in perspective. A perspective your feeble mind won’t comprehend! This is a link to an interactive guide to the size of the known universe (just like the title says — f***ing crazy!). It starts in the middle at the size of man (or a large lady), but you can use the slider bar to move left to smaller objects (down to ants, atoms, quarks , etc.) and right to larger ones (planets, galaxies, yo momma, etc.). Clicking objects will open a pop-up with more info. Now follow the link and get clicking! Oooooooor follow me home and stab me, I really don’t care anymore. Video walkthrough of the guide and a link to the interactive version after the jump.

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Interactive Guide To The Size Of The Known Universe

Note: The larger version you’re looking for is right HERE . Are these all the options for lightsaber hilts in the MMORPG Star Wars: The Old Republic ? I have no clue, I’m not playing it. They all do look pretty cool though. They also all look like dildos , so take that for what you will. “I’ll take it as you think dildos look pretty cool.” I’m fine with that. Preview your SWTOR Lightsaber’s Hilts here [swtor] via Lightsaber Lineup [nerdapproved] Thanks to bb, who doesn’t believe in dildos. Oh they’re real alright! I’ve seen one. (I thought it was vibrating lipstick!)

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The Lightsaber Hilts From Star Wars: The Old Republic

Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print it out to try to get into Poison Ivy’s pants or something. Be careful though — I heard she has a killer bush. SPOILER: Not in the middle! Proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that the midwest is, in fact, America’s butthole and been wiped clean by store-brand TP. Where the Trees Are [nasa] via Where The Trees Are In The USA [buzzfeed] Thanks to Adam, who tried to tell me they’re all in his bong.

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Learning By Looking: Where All The Trees Are In The United States

Note: This only shows Star Wars and Harry Potter. But you wanna know how Pokemon, Twilight, Dr. Who and Star Trek stack up, right? Click HERE, RIGHT HERE DAMMIT for the whole thing. This is an infographic comparing various sci-fi /fantasy franchises based on their internet presence. Things like number of Facebook likes, fan-fiction submissions and Wiki entries. Apparently Harry Potter is the big winner though, which I’m okay with since it wasn’t Twilight . Although I was a little disappointed Jurassic Park didn’t even make the cut. Come on, I’ve written over 20,000 pieces of fan-fiction myself. I met a t-rex at a bar, we boned. I wrote about it in my diary. Haha, there’s 19,999 more where that came from! (It came straight from my heart is the thing) Internet Fandom Infographic of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at] Thanks to Mark and carlo, who were both pissed Lord of the Rings didn’t make the list and may or may yes be into hobbit fantasies.

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Sci-Fi/Fantasy Franchise Internet Fandom Infographic

Note: Full-res version of the entire looooooooong thing HERE . This is a comprehensive guide to the history of the Doctor Who television franchise in timeline slash infographical format (saying slash is the new / FYI). For those of you not familiar with Doctor Who , it’s the show the band The who took their name from. Just kidding, but feel free to spread that if you wanna sound like a total TA– “Don’t even say it!” Say what? ” TARDIS .” I wasn’t gonna! “Then what were you gonna say?” Nooooo, it’s too late now. If you wanna hear what I was gonna say you’re gonna have to Time Lord your ass back a minute or suffer the wrath. *brandishing Sonic Screwrdriver * “That’s an electric toothbrush.” I don’t care what it is, it’s about to be brushing your colon! Doctor Who Timeline [cabletv] Thanks to James, who actually made the graphic and clearly has some impressive organizational skills.

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Comprehensive Timeline/Infographic To Doctor Who

I mean, awesome if it’s true, I just know I’ve been on the steady downhill since I was six. I’m talking below the x-axis downhill. But maybe it’s because I’m not so much a nerd or regular person, but something else entirely. “A loser with no future?” *tapping finger to nose* Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Thanks to Sinny76 and bobo, who are so satisfied with life they can barely contain themselves. Oh great, my favorite kind of people.

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Life Satisfaction Vs. Age: Geeks Vs. Regular People

Make-believe anatomist Jason Freeny is back with another lesson, this time in the form of a LEGO minifig . You ever wonder what was inside those little guys? SPOILER: guts, just like inside you and me! Kidding, I’m solid penises and a coal-black heart. You know how the Grinch’s heart was three sizes too small? Well mine’s the size of a rabbit turd and happiness makes me vomit. Hit the jump for a couple shots of the process and a link to Jason’s Facebook with even more.

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Gutsy: The Internal Anatomy Of A LEGO Minifig

Note: Slightly larger full-size version HERE . What? It’s Halloween weekend so this kind of post is appropriate. Although, truthfully, I’d also post this on Christmas Eve and you and I both know it. I keep it real! Also, a constant 72F because I don’t want it so hot that I start sweating, but I also don’t want it so cold that my nips get hard because I’ll rub them raw through my t-shirt. I…have issues. New AND out of print ones. I’m what you’d call a hot mess. Except it’s only 68 in here so I’m actually a cold mess with painful nipples. This is a map of what the citizens of each state are afraid is coming to get them. Me? There’s only one thing I’m worried about coming to get me — the police. Just saying, you know how many skeletons I have in my closet? One — the triceratops I stole from a museum! What Is Coming To Get Us [verysmallarray] via The Thing People In Each US State Think Is Coming To Get Them [laughingsquid] Thanks to Casey, who fears nothing but fear itself. Pluuuuuuuuus crazy people with knives, stepping on cracks, heights, dogs larger than 20-lbs, sleeping with less than three pillows, mirrors that aren’t full length, and dreams where your pants don’t fit.

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The US Map Of What’s Coming To Get You

Note: Larger version HERE in case you’re convinced somebody in Uganda actually gives a shit about Googling “zombies”. SPOILER: No. In Kenya, absolutely. This is a map created by plotting the prevalence of Google interweb searches for the word ” zombie ” on Google Maps . Unsurprisingly, countries that don’t speak English don’t have a lot. Same goes for Googling “taytays the size of my head” and “dino love dolls”. *whistling* Using a keyword search for “zombies”, the following map visualizes the absolute concentrations of references within the Google Maps database. The map reveals two important spatial patterns. First, much of the world lacks any content mentioning “zombies” whatsoever. Second, and related, the highest concentrations of zombies in the Geoweb are located in the Anglophone world, especially in large cities. The results either provide a rough proxy for the amount of English-language content indexed over our planet, or offer an early warning into the geographies of the impending zombie apocalypse. Hey, I’m just happy to see they didn’t go off the deep end and try to infer the majority of the world doesn’t care about the undead, despite the fact the word “zombie” is just a funny sound to them. And speaking of funny sounds: my freshman roommate used to snore every night but they sounded like farts . Plus stunk. “You know GW, sometimes the simplest answer is best.” I regret sharing a bed with him, I’ll tell you that. The Zombie map of the world [guardian] Thanks to Cristian, who doesn’t Google anything because he’s patiently waiting for AskJeeves to make a comeback. Jeeves! That guy couldn’t find a f***ing coat on a coat rack!

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World Map Of People Who Google ‘Zombies’

This is a classification of bread clips because doctors contributing to the British Medical Journal want to create a “gastrointestinally safer” version by pointing out all the dangers the ones currently in use. Alternatively, LEARN HOW TO MAKE A F***ING SANDWICH WITHOUT EATING THE GOT-DAMN BREAD CLIP. Hit the jump for a close-up of the anatomy of a bread clip and a phylogenetic tree (yes, seriously).

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Doctors Classify Bread Clips In Hopes Of Developing A More Safely Digestible One