This is Frank & Louie (presumably after Frank & Stein), a 12-year old cat born with two faces and mouths, and three eyes. He just made it into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the longest-lived Janus cat (named after the Roman god of transitions because of the two faces and all). But worry not — there’s no need to shed a trio of tears for the kitty , apparently he’s healthy and happy despite the fact his owner takes him for walks on a leash (oh come on — he’s a cat, lady!). Regardless, I think we can all agree that not only did Frank & Louie just win his way into the record books, but our hearts things to think about to subdue an awkward boner as well. Meow! Hit the jump for a video of two faces I’m not totally convinced yet a mother could love.

View original post here:
Aww, I Love Ya You Little Freak!: Frank & Louie, The 12-Year Old Two-Faced Cat

I’m assuming you all saw the first video of a Hunchback Frankencat . But if not don’t worry, I posted that one after the jump too. What I did NOT post after the jump was ‘NO BILLS’. You think I give a shit if you tack a New Kids on the Block poster up in the comments? I do not. That’s your area, you can decorate it however you like. Unless it’s tagging the walls with ‘FIRST’ a million times, in which case I will lock you all in there and set the f***ing building on fire. Hit the jump for the videos.

More:
See You In My Nightmares: Another Creepy Hunchbacked Rear-Leg-Walking Demon Cat

Charlie is a 14-year old kitty that had to have the tip of his nose and ears removed due to skin cancer. He’s fine now except the animal shelter he’s at fears he’ll never get adopted because he looks like Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter series. Really? I’m surprised some crazy cat lady hasn’t adopted him because he looks like Voldemort and would complete her live Harry Potter pet collection. You’re sick and you need to get better, lady! Workers at the Blue Cross animal charity say visitors have been scared off by the white cat’s resemblance to Ralph Fiennes’ character in the blockbuster movies. And the similarities don’t end there as Charlie must now live in solitude since he fell out with other animals at the sanctuary. Now he sits alone, staring out of his castle cage, waiting to be freed. ‘He looks you in the eye when you talk to him, loves fuss, lots of tickles and cuddles and wants to be near you. *sobbing* GOD I’LL TAKE HIM, OKAY?! You see, I don’t know anything about the Harry Potter series because I and most REAL WIZARDS don’t appreciate that no-blood puggle or whatever Miss Rowlings spouting off about things she obviously knows nothing about. ONLY WITCHES KNOW MAGIC! *readying the fire* So, what’s it gonna be: Liar? Or witch? Choose carefully but we still burn both. UPDATE : Charlie has been adopted by a woman who does not give a shit about Harry Potter. Hit the jump for several more shots, including one of Lord Voldemort for comparison. The nose, similarity ends at the nose.

The rest is here:
Cat That Looks Like Harry Potter’s Lord Voldemort Has Trouble Getting Adopted

Would totally catch ‘em all. (Does that make me a hoarder?) This is actually a friend of a friend’s cat that was amazingly born with the color and markings of Pikachu . KIDDING YO THAT SHIT IS SHOPPED TO FUUUUUUUUUU. It is a friend of a friend’s cat though. I might steal it. Picture Thanks to Wehrwolf, who used to have a dog that looked like Squirtle. UGLY DOG WAS UGLY. And to the Candy Queen, who can produce all-red Skittles with a single wave of her scepter. OMG your majesty — pleaaaaaase hit me in the mouth!

Read more:
WOULD CATCH, SNUGGLE: PokKitty

This is a short video of a cat playing Duck Hunt . You can tell he’s good because he doesn’t hesitate to go right after that annoying f***ing dog . I also love how he keeps waiting for the birds to fly out the top of the monitor . Haha, animals — so stupid . But seriously, where do they go when they fly offscreen? Please don’t say hell, please don’t say hell, please don’t say hell. “Hell”. GAAAH, YOU JUST DID THAT TO HURT ME, DIDN’T YOU?! You’re sick. Hit the jump for some blatant disregard for proper gaming peripherals.

Read more:
Cats With Guns: Kitty Playing Duck Hunt

Luxury water shouldn’t exist . As far as I’m concerned, there should only be two grades of water: frugal (that’s brown and might make you sick), and plain. We don’t need anything higher than that besides beer . The luxury bottled water comes in five colors which represent different themes: Red (friendship), Pink (cute), yellow (heartful), green (wish) and lavender (sweet). You can buy all five for $500 or individually at $100 a pop $100/bottle?! You could drink nothing but Magical brand unicorn milk for cheaper! I should know, I’m an authorized dealer. Just sayin’ folks, $79/gallon . Note: GW not responsible for those who claim his unicorn milk is actually spoiled 2%. Those chunks contain the magic! Hello Kitty Luxury Water [kittyhell] Thanks to mud, who, fun fact: is just water and dirt mixed together.

Original post:
It’s All I Drink: $100/Bottle Hello Kitty Water

Oscar the grouch kitty was sleeping in a field when his back legs got run over by a combine harvester. That story smelling fishy as shit aside, now he has bionic legs. His new kitten heels were designed with custom-made implants, which “peg” the ankle to the foot and mimic the way deer antler bone grows through skin. In a three-hour procedure, the veterinary surgical team inserted the pegs by drilling into one of Oscar’s ankle bones in each of his back legs. The implants, which are attached to the bone at the amputation site, were coated with hydroxyapatite to encourages bone cells to grow onto the metal. Oscar was trying to stand a day after the surgery and, despite some problems with infection, he was able to bear weight equally on all four limbs within four months. Fitzpatrick said the patient had made a remarkable recovery. “Oscar can now run and jump about as cats do,” he said. Heartwarming, isn’t it? Also kind of gross. But mostly heartwarming. I swear, medicine’s sure come a long way, hasn’t it? Reminds me of the time my little sister broke her arm. We had to put her down . Video report with bionic-foot footage after the jump.

Follow this link:
Your Kneading Feels Different: A Bionic Kitty

From now on I’m gonna start posting videos after the jump to minimize scriptage on the front page so that those of you rocking dial up modems can still read Geekologie from your caves while you’re busy mailing homemade bombs. So, yeah, this is video of a super-surprised looking kitty. Which, HOW PRECIOUS IS HE?! I just wanna eat him up like Cruella wanted to eat all those puppies! Hit the jump for the video.

See original here:
WANT: Surprised Kitty Is Surprised, Precious

I don’t get the chance to watch much television since my tv got repo’d but if I did I may have seen this Microsoft commercial for Windows 7 featuring Kylie, the cute Asian girl. Admittedly, I did like the ad . But that’s because I’m a sucker for any commercial featuring The Final Countdown . Even tampon ones. Youtube Thanks to jon, who still sells products the really old fashioned way: from cave to cave.

Follow this link:
Windows 7 Commercial With Cute Little Girl

This is by far the most important thing you’ll watch all day (suck it, the news!). It’s a kitten crawling into a couch . I love how its little legs are poking out before it can pull itself in. Did it remind anyone else of a calf being born, but in reverse ? No? Fine, me neither then. Dicks. Youtube Thanks to Sophia, who knows important shit when she sees it.

Read the rest here:
This Is Important: Cat Crawling Into A Couch