Note: Video of the chart-bottoming performance after the jump. Can you tell which one is the robot ? SPOILER : back left. Just kidding, it’s the one with the silver legs , moron. Or is it? I thought they all were to be honest. If you’re just joining us, you may not have heard of Yamaha’s HRP-4C (older posts HERE , HERE and HERE ). Well here she is again, this time working it on stage Britney Spears style provided Britney is a no-talent hack who can’t do anything but waddle around on stage waving her arms, which is by far the most accurate comparison I’ve ever made. Now, does anybody else think there might actually be a person in that robot costume? Let’s set it on fire and find out. Hit the jump for the Japanese Pussycat Dolls.

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GAH, BURN IT!: Japanese Singing/Dancing Robot (Now With More Back-Up Dancers!)

I’m pretty sure half the people that sent this in thought it’s an actual robot , but being the astute robot slaya that I am, it wasn’t hard for me to tell this is just a jackass in a robot costume. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still burn that bitch like a witch (or doobie), he just doesn’t pose the threat an actual robot would. Or DOES he? *pew pew!* He doesn’t. Youtube and Youtube (longer, 9:00 video) Thanks to Rich the destroyer, paul, KennethJ, Ted, Mungo9000, chris, Albert, Tuggis, karrameg, Steven, hatcher, Big Bug, parking block and Wendy, who actually knew it was a person the whole time and just wanted to scare me.

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Fake, But Still Burn It With Lasers (You Never Can Be Too Safe): A Scary Dancing Robot

Well folks, it looks like we’re starting Friday off entirely wrong with only stories from the robot front . I recommend running out for beer now so you can stay safely tucked away in your robot-shelter all weekend building a powerful burning laser blaster. I’m not even kidding. Anyway, this is the Dustbot from Italy — it comes to haul your refuse away. AND YOUR CHILDREN. MWUAHAHAHHAHAHA! What the hell’s wrong with me? The Dustbot can be summoned to your address through a mobile phone any time of the day. The robot works with a combination of GPS navigation and with a gyroscope to keep it upright. There are also a number of sensors on the machine so it does not bump into anything. Dustbot’s inventors say they hope it will put an end to fixed times for rubbish collection and they say it is designed to work in tightly packed urban areas where large refuse trucks find it difficult to operate. Anybody here live in Italy? Great, now I know this might sound crazy, but I want you to hear me out. I want you to call the Dustbot to your house. Still with me? Take a deep breath, you can change your drawls later. Now listen: when the Dustbot arrives I want you to pack that bitch full of explosives and kick it off a cliff into the ocean after chumming the water real good to attract sharks. TA-DA! — two birds stoned at once. Dustbot the street cleaning robot [bbcnews] Thanks to Dave Fancypants, who has Bedazzled the hell out of every pair of jeans he owns.

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