I’ll Tear Your Limb From Limb From Limb From Limb From Limb From Limb From Limb From Limb!: Octopus Steals A Recording Camera

April 18, 2010 | By admin In Technology, animals, arms, camera, hey get back here!, i'm on to you!, illegal, jerks, mother nature, octopus, om nom nom, seafood, thief, underwater, why you little devil! | Comments(0)

Note: Video is after the jump. This is a video of an octopus stealing some guy’s video camera while he was trying to film it. And if that weren’t bad enough, the tentacled bastard proceeds to swim away with the thing and dude has to give chase to get his equipment back. Geez, what an 8-armed jerk. And that is EXACTLY why I’m going for sushi tonight. And by sushi I mean Hamburger Helper. With no hamburger :( Hit it for the subtitled video.

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I’ll Tear Your Limb From Limb From Limb From Limb From Limb From Limb From Limb From Limb!: Octopus Steals A Recording Camera

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Beef Jerky: Now With More Caffeine

September 11, 2009 | By admin In Food, Technology, caffeine, energy, energy drink, gross, hmm, i'll pass, iffy, jerks, meat, no thanks, questionable, snap into a slim jim, sure why not, ugh | Comments(0)

Perky Jerky is beef jerky with caffeine added (via guarana) to help keep you awake and focused on trying to look busy and not like you’re just reading Geekologie. Perky Jerky caffeinated beef jerky is the world’s first performance enhancing meat snack. Put simply, we’ve combined the most tender and flavorful beef jerky, with an extra dose of energy (caffeine, from the Guarana we add) to provide a jerky experience you won’t find anywhere else. Performance enhancing meat snack . I dunno about all that. But if you want to try it, a 2 oz bag will set you back $5. Alternatively, a 2 oz bag of good weed would be like $700. So, yeah, cheaper than good weed. Product Site Thanks to Ryan, Mr. Robbot and Towhee Monster, who get their energy the old fashioned way, directly from the sun . Transform and photosynthesize!

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Best Business Cards Ever: Meat Cards

April 24, 2009 | By admin In Technology, beef jerky, brilliant, business, cards, delicious, genius, get in me, good times, good work, great ideas, impressive, jerks, laser, meat, nom nom nom, pew pew pew, smart thinking, yes please, yummy? | Comments(0)

Meat Cards are business cards with your info burnt into them using a 150 watt CO2 laser. They are far superior to card stock for obvious reasons (read: meat and lasers). Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS . Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards. Mmmm, meat and lasers: definitely two of the finest ingredients on earth. PEW PEW, NOM NOM! Now, blast me in the eye with your laser pointer right as I swallow. What? Don’t judge me. Meatcards Thanks to Chloe and Julian for eating all my cards. No, really, thanks a lot guys.

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