This is a picture of an AT-ST treehouse some kids’ Star Wars loving father built them so they’d have a place to hide nudey magazines and play with fire . Except there’s not really much tree left so it’s actually more of a stumphouse. Like something a badger would live in. “Badgers live in holes.” Ha, I live in a hole too — a shit hole! Oh look, there goes a cockroach with my breakfast bar. The AT-ST Treehouse Converts Your Backyard into Endor [obviouswinner] Thanks to Terry Tenpeen, who has like six more wieners than any man could possibly need.

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No Gungans Allowed: The AT-ST Treehouse

I’m not sure if Little Rooster is supposed to be a euphemism for a little peener, but it IS a vibrator we’re talking about so yes it absolutely is. The Little Rooster is a real alarm clock for ladies that you go to bed wearing inside your underwear with its little vibrating end resting on your privates . Then, in the morning, it slowly wakes you up with pleasure . Me? I’ll wake you up yelling, “FIRE — FIIIIIIIIRE!” Most women become completely unaware of the Little Rooster within a minute of slipping it into their knickers. Toss and turn and it will stay in place. You can even walk around wearing your Little Rooster. Can be soothing for long journeys. Please do not use during take off and landing. Adjust how gently it starts, how intense it gets, the snorgasm level, how long it lasts. The Little Rooster has thirty power levels, for precision pleasure. The motors even run while you set them, so you can tell exactly how powerful the feeling will be. Now I know what you’re wondering, “but why don’t they make something similar for men?” And that’s because you’d never get out of bed . Women: they’re responsible. Men: they’ll vibrate their f***ing wieners till they fall off given the opportunity. Official Product Site Thanks to kathy, who wakes up the old fashioned way: to sunrise.

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For The Ladies: Little Rooster Vibrator Alarm Clock

This is a short video of a house in the Haight-Ashbury neighborhood (of hey man, got any acid? fame) in San Francisco with a secret garage door that opens out of a couple seemingly boring windows, making it that much easier to accidentally park your car in a neighbor’s basement. This apartment building in the Haight-Ashbury neighborhood of San Francisco has recently been remodeled to include four precious car parking spaces while maintaining the historical Victorian facade. Damn, that’s one hell of an improvement FOR AN APARTMENT BUILDING. I’ve been waiting seven months for the landlord to replace the exhaust fan in my bathroom. You know how embarrassing it is knowing your friends can hear you busting ass when you’re on the can? No seriously, I’m asking — I’ve never had friends over. I tried inviting a pizza delivery guy in one time but he was all “no homo” and I was all “DOUBLE SAUSAGE!” Hit the jump and be impressed. Obviously still needs a touch up though.

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Clever, Veeeery Clever: Hidden Garage Door

For realz. On their heads . The species is only a few millimetres wide and scientists say it looks like a flying saucer with a cluster of gonads, or sex organs, on top. “It’s absolutely different from every other jellyfish that’s ever been known,” Dr Gershwin said. “So we not only put it into its own new species and its own new genus, but it’s actually a brand new family.” “Quite possibly and quite humbly the greatest discovery of my career, ever. I mean I’ll be lucky if I ever get a discovery even half as incredible again,” she said. The new species has been named Csiromedusa medeopolis, meaning “jellyfish from CSIRO” and “city of gonads”. So basically discovering the city of gonads is the highlight of Dr Gershwin’s career. That’s, uh, that’s really something. TOO BAD I ALREADY DISCOVERED IT IN COLLEGE! Been there, done that, is there a pube between my teeth, amirite? Experts astounded by ‘city of gonads’ jellyfish [abc] Thanks to Laurel, who doesn’t wear a crown of gonads because she has no interest in being the nut queen. Well let me wear it then. I SAID STOP HOGGIN’ THE BALLS!

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I’d Do It If I Could: Newly Discovered Family Of Jellyfish Wear Their Gonads Like A Crown