This is the ‘ simmer sizzle reel’ for the deleted scene ‘extras’ to be included on the release of the Star Wars ‘ Complete Saga ‘ Blu-Ray collection. In my mind it should be all of episodes 1-3. Hit the jump and get sizzlin’ or whatever I have no clue it’s Friday afternoon and I started my period when I was walking the dogs this morning so I’m really not in the mood.

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‘Sizzle Reel’ For Deleted Star Wars Scenes

The University of Pennsylvania’s GRASP Lab , in an attempt to subdue me so I don’t bulldoze their building down, has posted a one minute video of their autonomous quadrocopters crashing into each other and all around failing at robotic life. I found it, dare I say, humorous? “There’s nothing funny about robots, GW — you taught me that.” I did, and that was just a test to make sure you hadn’t forgotten. You keep it up and you’re on track to become a lieutenant in my anti-robotics army. “Really?!” F*** no, you’re laser-fodder and you know it. It is your density. Now make like a tree and get outta here. Hit the jump for a minute of high-flying fail.

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One Minute Of Quadrocopter Crash & Burns

This is an Admiral Ackbar toilet designed by artist Brendon Phillips (the man behind the Mega Man hoodie ). I don’t know about you, but I’d sit on it and do a crossword puzzle. Till my legs fell asleep. Then I’d try to stand and collapse on the bathroom floor, bringing a towel bar down with me. As I frantically mash the button to my Life Alert personal emergency response system and see my life flash before my eyes, I’ll wish I’d shat in Jar Jar’s mouth instead. Brendon’s deviantART Thanks to Brendon, who single-handedly manages to design all the products I’d actually want (now do a sex toy!).

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In A Bathroom Far, Far Away: Ackbar Toilet

Hey, uh, has anybody seen Michelangelo ? … … SHREDDER ! Craigslist (post probably won’t last long) Thanks to cupcake ninja, who always suspected the Foot Clan was into Craigslisting.

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Sounds Legit To Me: Free Pizza On Craigslist