This is a video of the Ironettes’ recent performance at Japan Expo 2011 in Paris, France (you know, the Japan Expo — in France ). For those of who who aren’t familiar with the Ironettes (as seen in Iron Man 2), they’re just like the high-kicking Rockettes, except dressed as incredibly poorly- armored Iron Ladies. Fun fact: shiny spandex won’t stop a bullet. “Yeah — or me from oglin’ that ass!” Gee, let me guess — you have a picture of you with the Dallas Cowboys/Insert Other Team (BUT NOT PENIS) Here cheerleaders hanging up in your man cave. “How’d you…” BECAUSE YOU’RE A TEXTBOOK PERVERT, DUMMY. Hit the jump for the HD iron-ass shakin’ performance.

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Here, Pervert: Ironettes Perform At Japan Expo

Nobody told me it was bring your superhero to work day. A Chinese telecom worker, having decided casual Fridays were just way too f***ing casual , decided to show up for work last week in his homemade Iron Man Mk 1 costume, scaring the tech-supporting shit out of his coworkers, who probably assumed he was the lovechild of the Tin Man and a Terminator coming back to seek revenge for poor cell phone reception or something. That, or that he was a walking time-bomb. ‘No colleagues knew my mission, and some of them froze there in seeing me approach,’ he said. ‘Some were even screaming for being scared.’ He began building the costume at the end of February and it took him around three months to complete, at a cost of around $450. But Wang said the effort had been well worth it - with his costume drawing praise from his bosses and compliments from women. He claimed some had even ‘fallen in love’ with him because of it. ‘They said I am a happy and creative man, and they wanted to know me,’ he said. Oh sure, this guy wears a homemade Iron Man suit to work and gets praised by his bosses and worshipped by women and I wear my Superman pajama set and get “sent home early” and “asked why there’s skid marks on the ass.” THEY’RE FROM A BOTCHED LANDING, GOD. Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a video that really could have used a tripod/not a spaz filming.

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Iron Man Mk 1 Suit Gets Worn To Work

Wanna look like Iron Man while you’re riding your motorcycle ? First things first: you’re gonna need a motorcycle . And no, your scooter doesn’t count. You couldn’t even pull off a Tin Man costume riding that deathtrap. The latest motorcycle suit inspired by a comic book movie puts you in Tony Stark’s Iron Man 2 armor — complete with a glowing chest arc reactor — for just $1,100. “We’ve replicated the visual effect of Iron Man’s armor,” said David Pea, owner of UD Replicas, which previously released suits based on The Dark Knight and X2. “From the neck down, every single detail is form-molded leather, and has presented us with a fantastic creative challenge.” “Each Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Suit … incorporates a chest arc reactor made of highly reflective, light-sensitive material that glows when light hits it. The Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Suit also incorporates removable CE-approved body armor; gloves with built-in, antiskid Kevlar in the leather lining of the palms. Yeah, I dunno. As cool as it would be to ride a crotch rocket with an Iron Man suit on, I’m gonna have to pass. You see, Mr. Stark has already promised to show me the new suit he’s been working on. Ready when you are, Tony! Hoho, it’s a birthday suit, I get it! (Keep that crime-fighting penis away from me) Hit the jump for a shot from the rear and a link to the product page if you’re actually this ridiculous.

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Nice, But It Could Still Use A ‘If You Can Read This, War Machine Fell Off’ Patch On The Back: Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Leathers/Costume

Because the world would cease turning if everybody didn’t find a way to cash in on the Iron Man franchise , RTC23 (that’s a brand?!) is now selling Iron Man branded televisions . Tempting, but I’m holding out for a Batman model. Billed as the “Ultimate Comic Fan’s TV” each set features the super hero branded into the lower corners of the screen’s frame, and an image of the character will appear on screen for 8 seconds every time you turn it on. Yeah, apparently that’s a ‘feature.’ The TVs are available in 22?, 32?, 42? and 55? sizes while LED backlit versions are limited to 40? and 46?. As for pricing, the standard sets start at $338.88 for the 22? model, while the 55? model is $1,988.88. And the 40? LED model is $1,698.88, or $1,988.00 for the 46?. Alternatively, spraypaint your existing television red and slap some Iron Man stickers on that bitch. Or don’t, I don’t care about your stupid television. But I do care about your smart-ass Blu-ray player. You know that that little hole in the disc tray? We’ve had relations. RTC23 Marvel Branded LCD HDTVs [ohgizmo]

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Yes, Of Course: Iron Man Branded Televisions