Wanna look like Iron Man while you’re riding your motorcycle ? First things first: you’re gonna need a motorcycle . And no, your scooter doesn’t count. You couldn’t even pull off a Tin Man costume riding that deathtrap. The latest motorcycle suit inspired by a comic book movie puts you in Tony Stark’s Iron Man 2 armor — complete with a glowing chest arc reactor — for just $1,100. “We’ve replicated the visual effect of Iron Man’s armor,” said David Pea, owner of UD Replicas, which previously released suits based on The Dark Knight and X2. “From the neck down, every single detail is form-molded leather, and has presented us with a fantastic creative challenge.” “Each Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Suit … incorporates a chest arc reactor made of highly reflective, light-sensitive material that glows when light hits it. The Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Suit also incorporates removable CE-approved body armor; gloves with built-in, antiskid Kevlar in the leather lining of the palms. Yeah, I dunno. As cool as it would be to ride a crotch rocket with an Iron Man suit on, I’m gonna have to pass. You see, Mr. Stark has already promised to show me the new suit he’s been working on. Ready when you are, Tony! Hoho, it’s a birthday suit, I get it! (Keep that crime-fighting penis away from me) Hit the jump for a shot from the rear and a link to the product page if you’re actually this ridiculous.

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Nice, But It Could Still Use A ‘If You Can Read This, War Machine Fell Off’ Patch On The Back: Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Leathers/Costume

Because the world would cease turning if everybody didn’t find a way to cash in on the Iron Man franchise , RTC23 (that’s a brand?!) is now selling Iron Man branded televisions . Tempting, but I’m holding out for a Batman model. Billed as the “Ultimate Comic Fan’s TV” each set features the super hero branded into the lower corners of the screen’s frame, and an image of the character will appear on screen for 8 seconds every time you turn it on. Yeah, apparently that’s a ‘feature.’ The TVs are available in 22?, 32?, 42? and 55? sizes while LED backlit versions are limited to 40? and 46?. As for pricing, the standard sets start at $338.88 for the 22? model, while the 55? model is $1,988.88. And the 40? LED model is $1,698.88, or $1,988.00 for the 46?. Alternatively, spraypaint your existing television red and slap some Iron Man stickers on that bitch. Or don’t, I don’t care about your stupid television. But I do care about your smart-ass Blu-ray player. You know that that little hole in the disc tray? We’ve had relations. RTC23 Marvel Branded LCD HDTVs [ohgizmo]

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