Note: Infographic has been cut for the main page, see the entire long-ass thing after the jump. Because apparently some people pleasure themselves to infographics the way normal people like you or I would to dino p0rn, here’s another geeks vs. nerds one (even crappier earlier version HERE ). I looked at it for all of six seconds before realizing if you spend your time trying to properly classify people as geeks vs. nerds then YOU ARE A F***ING DORK. Geekologie Writer: Keeper of the Real since 2007. Hit the jump for the whole mind-numbing graphic.

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WHO CARES?: Another Geeks Vs. Nerds Infographic

Note: This is nowhere nearthe whole graphic (apparently the future is loooooooong), click HERE to see the whole thing. This is a giant infographic designed by Michael Hobson featuring sci-fi movies and television shows based in the future and what humanity has to look forward to during a particular period. SPOILER: nothing good. Just sayin’, if I had died yesterday I wouldn’t be complaining. Get it? I’d be too busy watching you all undress as a ghost! OMG OMG — I saw this one dude that looked like he had tits on his back. I went in for a motorboat but my face went right through him! The Future According To Films [visual.ly] Thanks to skamondongo, who agrees the future is looking pretty bleak for anybody but androids.

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The Future (According To Sci-Fi Film And TV)

Note: This isn’t the whole thing, click HERE to see the whole kit and kaboodle in full-res. This is an infographic made by Geekologie Reader Edwin Rahr for his company London Creative that’s all about Steve ‘The Apple Juice’ Jobs. Now I know what many of you are thinking, “but who gives a shit about Steve Jobs ?” And the answer, my friend, is take a look in a mirror. “GAAAAHH, WHO’S THAT BEHIND ME?” Haha — the fanboy that’s gonna stab you! OR Now I know what many of you are thinking, “but who gives a shit about Steve Jobs?” And the answer, my friend, is take a look in a mirror. Get it? A lot more people than care about the guy you’re staring at! BU-BU-BU-BURN. OR Now I know what many of you are thinking, “but who gives a shit about Steve Jobs?” And the answer, my friend, is take a look in a mirror. Now turn off the lights, tie your shoes together and spin around three times repeating “Bloody Mary”. “Those were all bad.” Oh I’m aware. *cutting deep with mirror shard* Steve Jobs Infographic [londoncreative] Thanks Edwin, let me know if you ever wanna make one about me and I’ll provide you with some sweet-ass stories that I made up.

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The Apple Juice: A Steve Jobs Infographic

Note: That isn’t the whole graphic. If it were, it would be worth like an F- in Infographics 101. Hit the jump to see the whole thing. This is an infographic all about spam text messages. Personally, I’ve never received a spam text message . Well, unless those ‘your account is past due’ ones from AT&T count. SHUT UP I KNOW OKAY I JUST DON’T HAVE THE MONEY NOW, GOD . So rude. Sometimes I just want to dive through my phone and beat up whoever’s on the other end. “It’s automated, dummy.” Even better, so it won’t fight back. Think you can bring a baseball bat through the celltubes or do you have to travel nakey? Hit the jump for an entire chart of things you already knew because you’re so smart and I am so dumb. You are so handsome and I am so ugly. You are so funny and charming and I fart when I get nervous.

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United States Of Spam Texting, An Infographic

Note: This is neither legible nor the whole thing. Click HERE to see the whole thing and +2 your internet knowledge. As a follow up to last year’s State of the Internet , Focus has created another infographic almost exactly a year later (and 365-dollars short) depicting some other useless facts & figures about the size of the interweb. Which, in case you didn’t already know, is f***ing huge (also, you’re piss-poor at observation). So large, in fact, even crotchety old grandparents venture in from time to time to have their social security money stolen in get-rich-quick email scams. GOD, BUY SOME FOREIGN BONER PILLS AND CALL IT A DAY, GRANDPA! The State of the Internet [focus] Thanks to Sandi76 and Marcus, who agree that, even in the web’s darkest hour, Geekologie stands like a lighthouse of hope atop the deep, foreboding waters, ushering surfers safely home.

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State Of The Internets Address Infographic: (SPOILER: Huge w/ A Butt-Ton Of Spam)

Note: This ain’t even a tenth of the graphic, click HERE to see the entire thing and get your learn on, soldier! (Knowing is half the battle is the thing) This is an educational infographic all about the Call of Duty franchise. Now as I’m sure I’ve told you all before, I’m not allowed to play war games because the violence makes me threaten my neighbor’s lives AND I AIN’T GOIN’ BACK TO THE CLINK. You know what they do to you in there? Butt things. You ever walked around with your sphincter clutching a shiv for protection? I have, it makes you walk funny. Like a penguin. AND GW AIN’T DOING THE MARCH OF THE PENGUINS AGAIN! Same goes for elephant walks. *shudders* Now, where was I? Well, I think I was in the exercise yard the first time it happened. Oh right, in the article. I don’t know yo — it’s a Call of Duty infographic, what the hell do you want from me?! *Please don’t say ‘that ass’, please don’t say ‘that ass’, please don’t say ‘that ass’* “That ass”. GAAAAH, NOT AGAIN! How Big Is Call of Duty? [milo] Thanks to Trevor and not the dino you were looking for (I don’t believe it!), who have to limit their first-person-shooter gaming to under an hour a day or they start raging out on the TV and breaking things. Wait — it takes you a whole hour?!

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Call Of Doodle: The Informational Graphic

Note: This is only a small portion of the useful info, click HERE to see the whole life-changing thing. Finally, an infographic that might actually change my life . Granted it won’t, but still, it could . I mean, if I weren’t such a deadbeat. How about number one there, the hanger idea — that’s pretty good, right? Well it would be if all my clothes weren’t in a pile on the bathroom floor. I call it my nest, and it’s where I sleep at night. Bathmat pillow aside, don’t you dare judge me . I don’t judge you, do I? Yes, I do actually, I’m very judgey. Anyway, read the graphic, learn some shit, then get out there and get life hacking! But a word of warning: don’t go overboard, bricking = certain death. 35 Life Hacks You Should Know - Infographic [theirtoys] Thanks to JustGil, CONOR and Ralph, who are so good at hacking their lives the government asked them to explain how they did it. You know what they said?

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Wait, An Actually Useful Infographic? Get Out!

Note: This is only a small, unreadable portion of the infographic, click HERE to see the whole thing in stunning 3-D. Fine, FINE — 2-D . This is an infographic all about Apple . I thought it was pretty interesting. And by pretty interesting I mean I would have been just as excited if it were about the fruit. Mmmm, love those things with a little peanut butter . Pears too! Anyway, I didn’t even have to look at the financials (and I probably never will) to know I want a piece of that. A piece of that pie . That Apple pie. See what I did there? “Shamed yourself?” Exactly. Apple By Numbers [techi] Thanks to Brettmucker, who knows four apples a day will not only keep the doctor away, they’ll help attract horses.

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Give It To Me Straight, How Many To Keep The Doctor Away?: Apple By The Numbers