Can’t decide which superhero you want on your cake ? No problem — just slap a bunch on there! Just don’t slap Hulk’s ass, because he can and will get angry ON YOUR FACE. Robin? Not so much. “Holy tweaked nips, Batman — you could cut glass with those things!” “I know, Robin, just a little something Catwoman taught me from her jewelry-heist days.” …. “Hey Batman?” “Yes Robin?” “Wanna shower together?” “To the bat-throom!” Action Figures Cake [buzzfeed] Thanks to RaptorJesus, hands down the sexiest religious figure for 75-million years and counting.

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Decisions, Decisions: Superhero(es) Cake

Listen, if you can convince your wife that a dead tauntaun would make the perfect wedding cake I WANT YOU TO HOLD ON TO THAT WOMAN. I want you to hold on tighter than you do the dashboard when she’s driving (I’ve seen your knuckles! Also, the way she drives). That said, you think they cut the cake with a lightsaber ? I mean, it’s only appropriate. Also, a slave Leia jumping out and humming the Star Wars theme. What can I say, I’m a natural wedding planner. Hit the jump for four more shots, including a cute Stormtrooper couple.

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Gutsy: This Dead Tauntaun Wedding Cake

Yes I would. I would cut that cake with a knife and eat it with a fork OR WHATEVER UTENSIL IS AROUND. And if there aren’t any I would just use my hand like a neanderthal BECAUSE I AM A SUCKER FOR ICE CREAM CAKE, OKAY? Now I know most of you guys don’t like Twilight because it sucks so hard , but a lot of chicks really eat this teenage vampire shit up. Not getting any chicks? USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. I’m talking fang implants, bro. Cake of the Day: Needs more sprinkles. [dailywhat] Thanks to pstone, who doesn’t do vampires but did date a halfling.

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I Don’t Care What You Say, I Would Eat It