The Growing Chair is a clear plastic frame in which you grow trees to form a seat shape so that, in your old age, you can sit around drinking moonshine and reminiscing on the days when you had to use power tools to make a chair (or were Amish). Personally, I love the idea BECAUSE I AM ONE WITH GAIA. And by one with Gaia I mean a nudist. Except I wear jean shorts. Hit the jump for another picture.

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Sweet!: Plant Some Trees, Grow A Chair

I’ve known about Baconnaise for a while but I’ve been getting this tip pretty steadily for like a year now so I guess I can’t keep it all to myself anymore. Baconnaise: bacon flavored mayonnaise. From J&D foods (who also make bacon lube and BaconSalt (see the salt after the jump), a 3-pack of 15-ounce jars in on sale from Amazon for the low, low artery clogging price of $11. And with the combined power of Baconnaise and Baconsalt, you really can make anything taste like bacon ! And I do mean anything. Oh hoooooney! Hit the jump to see the salt.

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Make Anything Taste Delicious: Baconnaise

This is a little video demo of Mega Man 2.5D, which is a Mega Man game in partial 3-D that I believe some guy is actually making. Which….is it wrong I got a boner? Wait — don’t answer, I want to savor this . Hit the jump for another, longer video.

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Mega Man In Partial 3-D: Mega Man 2.5D!

Geekologie Reader Ike, the same one who successfully played poker on a roller coaster, went and made himself a lightsaber . Although, truthfully, it was modeled after Travis Touchdown’s beam katana from No More Heroes . Ike made me promise not to tell you how he made it, but suffice it to say there were lasers and smoke and selling your soul to a sorcerer involved. Here’s a real fun tidbit- with enough money (I think about $600) I could make this sucker burn. That’s right! Fully functional lightsaber! It also extends and spins. Woot. Nice, Ike, I want one. Except mine MUST be of the burning variety. How else am I gonna start a fire while camping — rubbing two sticks together? Pfft, what do I look like, a cub-scout? I AM ALL MAN-SCOUT! Don’t believe me? I’ve humped bears before . Haha, admit it, Yogi. Hit the jump for a couple videos of the saber/katana in action, including one with some Travis Touchdown cosplay.

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Geekologie Reader Makes Himself Lightsaber

Can’t commit to growing a sweet freaking mustache ? Or maybe you just can’t grow facial hair ? Whatever the case, these Pops Staches from Shane Blomberg, Andrew Reeves and John Healy may be for you. You just pick a style, attach it to your favorite soda , and never be caught not holding the soda to your lips. This just in: work great on 40’s too! Awesome. But personally, I rock a traditional handlebar. Which, due to its inherent danger, you must be this tall *flailing arms* to ride. Ladies? Hit the jump for a picture of the different styles and a closeup.

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Bottle ‘Staches: For Those Who Can’t Commit

The Dice-O-Matic is used to roll dice for online games hosted by GamesByEmail so that there are actually physical dice being used instead of a program . The 7 foot tall, 104 pound machine produces over 1.3 million die rolls a day, about 80,000 of which are used for games. The rest are all in vain. And speaking of in vein: alcohol, that’s where it belongs. Industrial Dice Rolling Machine [ohgizmo]

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What, No D20?: The Dice Rolling Machine

This is a sneak preview of the 3rd generation Kindle robot book . It’s pretty much exactly what I expect to see Amazon roll out next year. And speaking of rolling out — transform! I said transform! *touching breast* Stupid mannequin. The Kindle 3 [collegehumor] Thanks to Julian, who never learned to read and is already on the waiting list.

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Sneak Preview: The Third Generation Kindle?

This is Molly the cat . Molly the cat appears to be wirelessly controlled by the actions of this home printer . It’s a very special connection. Not as special as my printer and I, but that’s only because we’ve been going at it since junior-high. Isn’t that right, Inky? Now tone me. Oh yeah, baby . Darker! Youtube Thanks to the-iguana, who once shot a man for calling him an anole.

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Cat Appears Wirelessly Controlled By Printer

This is probably older than the topical gel I found in the back of my medicine cabinet while hunting for my Valtrex multi-vitamins, but that doesn’t affect the cuteness. As you can see, it’s a cat dressed up as Link . Making him the coolest cat ever (besides your own, I’m sure). Granted, he forgot the apostrophe in “I’m” and can’t capitalize to save his last half-heart , but he’s a cat for crying out loud. They’re notoriously poor with grammar. And also, in general. MR. WHISKERS — YOU’RE LATE ON RENT AGAIN! Picture [wtfux] Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who agrees he could only be cuter if he was swinging a wooden sword.

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It’s Dangerous To Go Alone. Take This.