Every wanted to rub a frozen Han Solo between your breasts/buttcheeks while you were showering and get clean at the same time? I’m with you — I don’t even care about the cleanliness aspect . And for $6.50 you can do whatever you want to with him! Each soap is hand detailed for greater clarity with matte and metallic pigments. These are made one at a time, with A LOT of love. COOLEST SOAP EVER!! #fact 100% Fragrance-free and ultra gentle on skin. Made with pure olive oil, shea butter and aloe vera. Count me in! I just ordered a bar and I plan on convincing a friend it’s chocolate . Oh man, can you imagine the look on his face when he bites in and finds out it’s actually soap?! The look of losing a friend. One more shot and a link to the product page after the jump.

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You Washed My Unmentionables While You Were Frozen! Han Solo In Carbonite Soap

This is a reproduction of Eleanor Lamb’s Big Daddy doll from Bioshock 2 . They’re available for around $20 and look just like the real thing. Unfortunately, this is one doll that’s not suitable for children (NSFC), and only recommended for collectors ages 14+. You know, because your 13-year old would probably still try to put it in their mouth. And can you blame them? Yes, plus spank. Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the doll as well as some Big Daddy/Big Sister action figures and a light-up EVE syringe replica that are also available.

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Little Sister’s Big Daddy Doll From Bioshock 2

This is some French guy making a little superconductor train out of a bunch of magnets and a cup of magic potion . I have no idea what’s in the magic potion but that won’t stop me from chugging a whole chalice in the hopes of floating. Plus, it even works upside down which is super cool because I’ve always wanted to take a nap on the ceiling. I will drool on you! Youtube Thanks to Rich the destroyer, who destroys because he’s Rich the destroyer damnit, you know who he is!

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CHOO CHOO!: A Little Superconductor Train

The Beer Bike was designed and created by Hopworks Urban Brewing of Portland, Oregon, and features two kegs and taps, plus a hot pizza storage unit. Impressive, but I can’t even imagine pedaling two full kegs of beer around. I mean, those bitches are heavy. Granted, I did date a three-keg girl once, BUT I NEVER OFFERED HER A RIDE ON MY HANDLEBARS, NOW DID I?! I didn’t. I always demanded piggybacks! Beer Bike! [mostlyhere] Thanks to Kevin, who built a bike with an actual mobile brewery on the back.

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Mobile Bar: Beer Bike Totes Two Kegs, Pizza

This is by far the most important thing you’ll watch all day (suck it, the news!). It’s a kitten crawling into a couch . I love how its little legs are poking out before it can pull itself in. Did it remind anyone else of a calf being born, but in reverse ? No? Fine, me neither then. Dicks. Youtube Thanks to Sophia, who knows important shit when she sees it.

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This Is Important: Cat Crawling Into A Couch

These cassette tape wallets from designbloom are wallets made out of old cassette tapes . Pretty clever, but they cost $43. So if you’ve ever wanted to try making something yourself, now’s your chance. Just make me one. With a Def Leppard tape. Bitchin’? BITCHIN’! cassette wallet [designboom] Thanks to phil, who keeps his money in his socks BECAUSE HE’S OLDSCHOOL.

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Retro Styling: Cassette Tape Wallets

Pygmy jerboas are probably the cutest things I’ve ever seen. And this is coming from a guy who raised a bunny that nursed an orphaned squirrel and three ducklings, so yeah. Youtube Thanks to taby and Andrew, who had like 1,000 pygmy jerboas and still had room for dessert.

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Awwwh, I Want A Million!: Pgymy Jerboas

The Growing Chair is a clear plastic frame in which you grow trees to form a seat shape so that, in your old age, you can sit around drinking moonshine and reminiscing on the days when you had to use power tools to make a chair (or were Amish). Personally, I love the idea BECAUSE I AM ONE WITH GAIA. And by one with Gaia I mean a nudist. Except I wear jean shorts. Hit the jump for another picture.

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Sweet!: Plant Some Trees, Grow A Chair

I’ve known about Baconnaise for a while but I’ve been getting this tip pretty steadily for like a year now so I guess I can’t keep it all to myself anymore. Baconnaise: bacon flavored mayonnaise. From J&D foods (who also make bacon lube and BaconSalt (see the salt after the jump), a 3-pack of 15-ounce jars in on sale from Amazon for the low, low artery clogging price of $11. And with the combined power of Baconnaise and Baconsalt, you really can make anything taste like bacon ! And I do mean anything. Oh hoooooney! Hit the jump to see the salt.

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Make Anything Taste Delicious: Baconnaise

This is a little video demo of Mega Man 2.5D, which is a Mega Man game in partial 3-D that I believe some guy is actually making. Which….is it wrong I got a boner? Wait — don’t answer, I want to savor this . Hit the jump for another, longer video.

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Mega Man In Partial 3-D: Mega Man 2.5D!