OMG — the eighth plague. Because God has wisely (the dude’s smart) decided humanity’s reign of terror on earth has just about run its course, here’s a video featuring a bunch of recent bugnadoes (bugs + tornadoes , despite the absence of any actual tornadoes ) in Missouri. Allegedly they’re some sort of multi-thousand bug sex party, but that’s just what a nonbeliever would have you think. And me, well, I believe. ? I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky Think about it every night and day spread my wings and fl– ? Oh — oh shit, I think just swallowed a bug. *hocking* “GW, stay focused — you’re falling!” Oh no — I’ve lost my happy thought! *plummeting back to earth* Boning dinosaurs, BONING DINOSAURS! *soars like an eagle into power lines* Hit the jump for the video of the end is nigh.

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Bug Tornadoes Herald Coming Apocalypse

I know all about Greek mythology because I’ve played through the entire God of War series twice, so I’m practically an expert. Sometimes the producers of Jeopardy even call me to make sure they’ve got their facts right. Having Alex Trebek’s home phone number on speed dial aside, Herpes was the Greek messenger of the gods and wore a pair of sweet-ass winged shoes . Me? I prefer flip-flops. Designed by Jeremy Scott, these ‘Wings 2.0′ will be available from the Adidas online store beginning August 10th. Which, I don’t know if you remember or not, is two days before my birthday. AND I WANT THESE SHOES. I believe I can fly I believe I can jump clear over this guy Think about it every night and day Spread my wing shoes and uh-oh — Not flying as high as I would have hoped BOOM — face-full of crotch! Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the flying shoes.

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I Believe I Can Fly: Adidas Hermes Hightops