This is a video of a Boeing 767 making an emergency landing in Warsaw after its landing gear failed to deploy. There were 230 people on board , but nobody was injured. Soaked in shit and piss, yes. It appears the Polish Lot aircraft, en route from New York, circled the city to burn up fuel and allow emergency crews to gather in preparation for the landing. Hey — how many Polish pilots does it take to land an airplane? Polish pilots — that’ll be the day! But seriously, sweet-ass landing. I actually have a spoon that looks like a little airplane and I can’t even get a spoonful of beans & weenies in my mouth without poking an eye. Hit the jump for the I’ve experienced rougher landings WITH landing gear.

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Boeing 767 Emergency Landing Sans Wheels

This is a little gallery of video game box-art reimagined with God of War’s Kratos as the protagonist. They’re all part of a user-submitted Photoshop contest from some Hungarian video game blog and surprisingly well conceived. Not unlike my son. JK JK — total accident. Hit the jump for a bunch more of my favorites, and a link to the original contest with a whole bunch more.

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Kratos As Protagonist In Other Video Games

Seen here not even giving a f*** about the fluffy ball on his hat, 35-year old Nepalese soldier Bishnu Shrestha accepts an award for being a total badass and killing/maiming/scaring the living shit out of an entire gang of armed robbers /would-be-rapists off a train with nothing but a knife . *trying to enroll online in the Nepalese army’s training program* 40 men armed with knives, swords and guns stormed the train and began robbing the passengers. Bishnu kept his peace while the gang snatched cell phones, jewelry and cash from other riders. But then, the thugs grabbed the 18 year-old girl sitting next to him and forcefully stripped her naked. Before the bandits could rape the poor girl in front of her helpless parents, Bishnu decided he had enough. “The girl cried for help, saying You are a soldier, please save a sister,” Shrestha recalled. “I prevented her from being raped, thinking of her as my own sister.” Here’s the part of the story that makes you cheer. He pulls out a kukri (i.e. a knife) and proceeds to kill 3 of them, injure 8 of them, and causes the rest to flee. During the battle, he suffered a severe knife injury to his left hand, from which he’s now recovered. Wow . Congratulations Bishnu, I’d like to take this time to present you with the prestigious ‘Geekologie Badass of the Year’ award. I know it’s only early February, but I can say with the utmost confidence nobody will do anything for the rest of the year that’s even half as hardcore. *ahem* Batman. But seriously, good lookin’, Bishnu. *salutes* Hit the jump for a shot of the type of knife he used and a 26-minute news report that’s not in English.

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PLEASE TEACH LESSONS: Man Brings Knife To 40-Man Sword & Gunfight, Prevents A Rape

Dragan Stevic (who you can probably already tell is a badass because his name’s pronounced f***in’ DRAGON ), a wasted Serbian tourist (is there any other way to vacation?!) at Egypt’s Sharm el-Sheikh managed to take down a shark that had already killed one person and injured four others in the seaside tourist town by landing on it after drunkenly throwing himself off a high-dive. OMG — PLEASE tell me you teach classes in heroism! ” Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump . There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it”…”Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”… The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above). At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. *tearing Harry Potter poster off wall* Sorry Hair, but somebody’s got a new favorite hero. Yeah, a real one. Plus his name rhymes with Dragon. Powers? He doesn’t need any, he just gets shitcanned all the time. *GW’s eyes turn into little hearts* Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs [mina] Thanks to clarazinet and derzulu, who both know the best way to dispatch a shark is a well-placed blow on the nose.

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Drunk Man Kills Shark By Jumping On Head

Coming in 2009 across the globe, the attractive HTC Hero . The whole thing is covered in Teflon, making it perfect for frying. And in a first for an Android phone, it includes a proper 3.5mm headphone jack.

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HTC’s latest Android phone, the Hero

NOTE : Probably NSFW due to lyrics. This is mashup of scenes from Heroes with the song ” Jizz in my Pants ” by the Lonely Island . Whoever made it did a damn good job. Also, there’s a different one after the jump in case this one wasn’t enough for you. But if I’m not enough for you, well, you’ve got problems. After all, I AM the world’s greatest lov…OH OH! *Zzzzzzzzz* Hit the jump for the other one. But not too fast!

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Impressive: Heroes/Lonely Island Mashup