Luxury water shouldn’t exist . As far as I’m concerned, there should only be two grades of water: frugal (that’s brown and might make you sick), and plain. We don’t need anything higher than that besides beer . The luxury bottled water comes in five colors which represent different themes: Red (friendship), Pink (cute), yellow (heartful), green (wish) and lavender (sweet). You can buy all five for $500 or individually at $100 a pop $100/bottle?! You could drink nothing but Magical brand unicorn milk for cheaper! I should know, I’m an authorized dealer. Just sayin’ folks, $79/gallon . Note: GW not responsible for those who claim his unicorn milk is actually spoiled 2%. Those chunks contain the magic! Hello Kitty Luxury Water [kittyhell] Thanks to mud, who, fun fact: is just water and dirt mixed together.

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It’s All I Drink: $100/Bottle Hello Kitty Water

This is glimpse into Hello Kitty’s anatomy as imagined by artist Jason Freeny, best known for his other anatomical renderings . I thought perhaps the most interesting part of this piece is the fact that Hello has a skull but no brain and teeth but no mouth . WTF!? She’s like one of those blind salamanders that lives its whole life in a dark cave. What are those called? Computer nerds. Yes, them . Jason Freeny’s Website Thanks to liquid Tension, who I’ll take over awkward Tension any day.

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Hello Guts: A Look At Hello Kitty’s Anatomy