Ladies: they wear makeup . Some guys too but that’s between me and my eyebrow pencil. Enter makeup handguns from Dutch designer Ted Noten (NOT Nugent). They don’t pack heat, but they do pack a bunch of overpriced garbage. Plus — PLUS — you might get shot just because you wanted to ‘freshen up’. Did I mention they cost between $11,500 - $17,000? Because they do that too. *eyeroll, stomach-roll* the guns are formed from 3D-printed nylon and come in two different models. The Dior001, which has Dior lip gloss, an antique hairpin, storage for pills, a USB stick ?and a 100-gram sterling silver bar, and the Chanel001, which stores Chanel lip gloss, an antique hairpin, a 18k gold toothpick, a perfume bottle with an 18k gold mechanism, a 50-gram 24kt gold bar, a USB stick, and a Viagra pill. A gold bar and a Viagra pill? They should’ve named that model ‘The Gold-Digger’! Get it? To get an old dude’s boner up and then take his money! Jesus, this isn’t rocket surgery folks. Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of all the shit they’ve packed inside.

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A Makeup-Filled Handgun For The Ladies

Note: Video possibly NSFW depending on how your employer feels about a couple f-bombs. Audio is naturally low though so I say go for it. This is a video of some crazy Ruskie (whose accent alone makes the video worth a watch) demonstrating the effects different caliber bullets have on water-filled milk jugs. He does a 9mm , 38-special, .357, .45 and 12-gauge shotgun (just for the hell of it). After watching, I’ve decided I definitely don’t want to get hit with anything bigger than a 38. Shoot me all day with a 9mm, that’s fine, but I’m not taking a .357 even in the buttcheeks. Shit, or a flu-shot for that matter. Now you can call me old fashioned, but I’d like to leave this world with as many holes in my ass as I came in with: two-and-a-half (one doesn’t actually go anywhere). Hit the jump for more fun than a vodka bottle.

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Ruskie Shooting Water-Filled Milk Jugs Point-Blank With Guns Of Varying Calibers

PEWPEWPEW! Taurus (the gun manufacturer) recently added a 28- gauge version of their ‘Raging Judge’ series of boomsticks at the recent SHOT Show but later pulled it from display after it was deemed a short-barreled shotgun and not a hangun . Well it’s not a laser, that’s for f***ing sure. Editor Note: Taurus has removed this firearm from their booth and has elected to not make it at this time. The rifle version will be available through Rossi at some point. Taurus USA imports their pistols from the Taurus factory in Brazil. If they were imported the sample 28 gauge SBS and specified in the US Customs / BATFE paperwork that is was a pistol, they could be in trouble. Whatever the case, I don’t want to get shot with it. A 410 sure, but 28-gauge? That might leave a mark. Same goes for anything larger like 20 and 12-gauges. Or downright giant like your penis gauge . Geekologie: the feel-good blog. Big gun, Short lived. Taurus 28 Gauge Revolver [thefirearmblog] Thanks to TB-303, who once brought a knife to a gunfight and won . Holy smokes guys we’ve got a ninja in the room, don’t look him in the eyes.

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Taurus Yanks 28-Gauge Handgun From Show

Remember the chocolate weaponry we featured awhile ago? Well now the same company is manufacturing weapon soap. Probably from the same molds as the chocolate . I’d still wash my mouth out with it. Also, b-hole. Don’t act like you’ve never lost one of those little seashell soaps up there! The company currently sells handgun, grenade and brass knuckle models and prices range from $10 to $35, with giftsets coming beautifully packaged in authentic gun cases. Wow, can I sell products or what? And by products I mean drugs. Meet me in the frozen food aisle. Hit the jump for a smattering of the offerings and another link to the product site.

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*PEW PEW* All Clean!: Soap Weaponry