Well at least they’re claiming it’s a human hair, but it looks more like cat fur if you ask me. Just kidding, totally a pube. Created by the nerds — excuse me, experts — at the University of Nottingham’s Nanotechnology and Nanoscience Centre, the hair was etched using focused ion beams. How tiny is it? So tiny that it could be copied onto a post-it note well over a million times with room to spare. Don’t get me wrong, that’s impressive and all, but who needs the periodic table printed on their hair? I mean fingernail sure, that’s just being practical. Hit the jump for some nutty batshit-crazy professor getting all exited about the periodic pube because they made it for his birthday.

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The Periodic Table Printed On A Human Hair

NOTE: Full-res picture HERE in case you’re into cancerous moles and back hair. Remember Avatar tattoo guy? First it was the left shoulder , then the right , and now a full-body Neytiri next to his spine. Based on the quality, I’m gonna assume he got this one in the slammer. Which, fun fact: is where I met my first boyfriend. Picture Thanks to Steve, who has a pterodactyl tat across his back that flaps its wings when he does the funky chicken, making it cool and not so cool at the same time.

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It’s Addicting!: Avatar Tattoo Guy Is Back At It

This is a picture of two people with the images of their profiles reversed. It’s a terrible misuse of Photoshop and I don’t like it. Not one bit. I don’t care if the chick has tits on her back, she’s giving me nightmares. And, if I play my cards right, a hug. Reversed Profiles Are the Next Photoshop Weirdness [gizmodo]

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Cousin It, Is That You?: Reverse Profiles

Geekologie Reader Edward J , being the intrepid lil’ experimenter that he is, mixed-and-matched the president’s faces on currency notes because he wanted to know what Honest Abe would look like without an honest beard . Kissable, that’s how. A while ago I was having a slow day at work, so i started to organizing the registers money to make closing the store easier, and i noticed that most of the presidents heads are scaled to the exact same size. Excluding the $1, $10, and $100’s, you can fold them and mix and match their hair, noses, and beards. I scanned all of the best combinations I could come up with, and thought you might find them Geekologie worthy. I’m kinda digging Abe in the top bill with all the swoopy hair. Now that’s a mane. No, you’re the mane! See what I did there? I’m full of shit like that. Hit the jump for two more versions and another link to Edward’s Flickr with even more.

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Lincoln, What Happened To Your Beard, Bro?

Can’t commit to growing a sweet freaking mustache ? Or maybe you just can’t grow facial hair ? Whatever the case, these Pops Staches from Shane Blomberg, Andrew Reeves and John Healy may be for you. You just pick a style, attach it to your favorite soda , and never be caught not holding the soda to your lips. This just in: work great on 40’s too! Awesome. But personally, I rock a traditional handlebar. Which, due to its inherent danger, you must be this tall *flailing arms* to ride. Ladies? Hit the jump for a picture of the different styles and a closeup.

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Bottle ‘Staches: For Those Who Can’t Commit