How To: Pretend Like You’re A L337 Haxor

Simple , you just go to Hackertyper.net , change the custom parameters however see fit, then wait for somebody to start watching over your shoulder. When they do, start pounding away on your keyboard like a child throwing a temper-tantrum, and, PRESTO, lines of code out the ass! Then they’ll be all “whoa bro, is this… The Matrix? ” Just kidding, they’ll probably be all, “hackertype? SEEN IT.” Then you’ll look stupid. And not just because after patting you on a back they left a ‘KICK ME’ sign, but it’s still there and I am going to pretend like you’re clenching a football between your buttcheeks. Hackertyper.net Thanks to Anders and wingnut, who actually are L337 haxors and agree the Playstation attack was likely an attempt to steal my trophies. OH GOD NOT MY PLATINUMS!

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Why Am I Not Surprised?: Mark Zuckerberg’s Official Facebook Fanpage Gets Hacked

Proving that the Geekologie fanpage’s precious status updates might not be as safe as previously thought, an unknown hacker took control of Mark Zuckerburg’s official Facebook fanpage this week, probably by guessing his password, “administrator”. Good one Mark, but I would’ve gone with “IOWNTHISBITCH111″. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s fan page was hacked Tuesday — a high-profile breach on a site that constantly faces scrutiny about its handling of its members private data. “It’s not clear if he was careless with his password, was phished, or sat down in a Starbucks and got sidejacked while using an unencrypted wireless network,”….”However it happened, it’s left egg on his face just when Facebook wants to reassure users that it takes security and privacy seriously.” While the method of attack is still unclear, it’s crystal clear that Mark Zuckerburg has 2,836,752 more Facebook fans than Geekologie, making me question my entire existence. WTF DOES HE HAVE THAT I DON’T?! “Hepatitis?” You said it not me! Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook page hacked [cnn] and Geekologie’s Presence on the Faceybooks Thanks to Evil Ares, who, while certainly evil, isn’t ‘hack-a-Facebook-fanpage’ evil. Good to know.

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Screwed!: Apple’s iPhone Repair Will Replace Your Screws With Harder To Remove Ones

Girl them some funky-ass nips! Because Apple doesn’t want you poking and prodding around inside their (read: your) products, if you send them your iPhone 4 to be repaired it’ll now be returned with harder-to-remove screws . WHAT THE CRAPPLE, APPLE?! This is to make it impossible to open the iPhone and tinker around inside it. Granted, most people have no real reason to ever do this, but a key part of ownership of something is having the ability to do what you want to it. By changing something you own in such a way after you’ve bought it, Apple is removing your ability to fully use your product. Pfft, who the hell designs a screw-head that looks like a woman’s flowery sphincter anyways!? *ahem* Steve. You krinkier than a butthole fulla iPods. Apple is replacing screws in iPhones to make them impossible to open [dvice] Thanks to Phil, who opens his iPhone the old fashioned way: dropping it on the bathroom floor trying to answer a call while pissing.

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Star Wars ‘Force’ Toy Hacked To Shock You

The nutjobs over at Harcos Labs (the purveyors of such fine energy concoctions as Blood Energy Potion and Mana Energy Potion ) went and hacked one of the Star Wars Force Trainers to shock you if you don’t keep your brain absolutely idle. PIECE OF CAKE! I haven’t had a thought since — shit, I don’t think I’ve ever had a thought. AND THAT DOESN’T COUNT! How We Made the Most Painful Toy Hack Ever [harcoslabs] Thanks to nichire and Aaron, who take turns tasering each other because that’s just good old fashioned fun. HIT ME AGAIN!

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Kenyan Builds DIY Smart Home

Using an array of salvaged electronics, Kenyan tinkerer Simon Mwaura turned his cell phone into a remote control that lets him turn on lights, monitor his front door, and even brew tea. [via AfriGadget ]

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