Make-believe anatomist Jason Freeny is back with another lesson, this time in the form of a LEGO minifig . You ever wonder what was inside those little guys? SPOILER: guts, just like inside you and me! Kidding, I’m solid penises and a coal-black heart. You know how the Grinch’s heart was three sizes too small? Well mine’s the size of a rabbit turd and happiness makes me vomit. Hit the jump for a couple shots of the process and a link to Jason’s Facebook with even more.

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Gutsy: The Internal Anatomy Of A LEGO Minifig

Listen, if you can convince your wife that a dead tauntaun would make the perfect wedding cake I WANT YOU TO HOLD ON TO THAT WOMAN. I want you to hold on tighter than you do the dashboard when she’s driving (I’ve seen your knuckles! Also, the way she drives). That said, you think they cut the cake with a lightsaber ? I mean, it’s only appropriate. Also, a slave Leia jumping out and humming the Star Wars theme. What can I say, I’m a natural wedding planner. Hit the jump for four more shots, including a cute Stormtrooper couple.

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Gutsy: This Dead Tauntaun Wedding Cake