Transform and reel in! This is the $425 Pack Rifle, a .22 caliber single-shot rifle that turns into a fishing pole in case you’re tired of hunting wabbit and wanna grill some fish over the campfire or whatever the hell you outdoorsy types do. Wear flannel and shit in a hole? Count me in . I’ve always wanted to pretend I was a cat in a litterbox. Actually, I’ve always wanted to pretend I was a cat period. Well well well — it looks like Mr. Sleepyhead is finally getting up for the day. No? Just long enough to find a comfier place to nap? God I want to be you . Also, why you need a fishing pole when you have a rifle is beyond me. JUST SHOOT THE FISH. Or — OR — just buy them from the grocery store like I do. Jesus, this isn’t the Oregon Trail, people. Product Site via You Won’t Need Bait With This Ultralight Rifle Fishing Rod [gizmodo] Thanks to Martin, who doesn’t bring a rifle or fishing pole camping since he discovered dynamite . It really does everything, doesn’t it?

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Transformer: 1-Pound Rifle Turns Into A Fishing Pole

Is that a flamethrower in your pocket or is your penis on fire for no reason? This is a flamethrower in the form of a handgun. So it’s small . There’s a video of the thing failing to melt snow off the top of a grill (try the propane tank!) after the jump, as well as a link to an Instructable so you can make your own. Just don’t tell your mom because you know she wouldn’t approve . Impressive, but I made something similar in middle school out of a can of hairspray and lighter and set my bathroom wallpaper on fire. I’m actually only posting this because I know there’s that ONE person out there that thinks this is the coolest thing since fridges with ice makers. Really hoping that person is you. Hit the jump for the mini-flamer in action.

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Safety Last: A Do-It-Yourself Flamethrowing Pistol

Your barrel’s saggin’, bro. God, if I had a nickel for every time somebody told me my barrel was droopy I’d be pounding an Egg McMuffin right now. This is Nick Jensen and his 1:1 scale replica Halo: Reach LEGO sniper rifle . I…wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of it (butt or otherwise). Based on the Halo: Reach incarnation of the weapon, it’s 63 inches long, weighs over ten pounds and features a removable magazine, moving safety and sliding bolt (it doesn’t actually fire, though). It also took over four months to complete. Good lookin’, Nick. I’ve seen a lot of LEGO guns in my day, and let me tell you: don’t ever bring one to a knife fight. It may seem like a good idea if you’ve been drinking, but you WILL get cut, and you WILL bleed. You ever had a blood transfusion before? They filled me with Kool-Aid. Hit the jump for a couple more shots but follow the link for higher-res versions.

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Scale Replica Of Halo Sniper Rifle In LEGO

Plumb B made this rubber-band-firing, full auto-capable chainsaw/assault rifle out of Lego, inspired by the Lancer Assault Rifle in Gears of War . ( via DVICE )

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Fully automatic Lego Gears of War rubberband assault rifle

From the Netherlands’ National Archive, a 1938 photo taken in New York City of a Colt revolver that has been modified to shoot a picture with every trigger pull. Presumably most of those photos are of people looking horrified and about to say something like, “Oh Christ, you turned your gun into a camera? No, don’t point it at me! Ahh!” ( via Super Punch )

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Revolver takes a picture every time you pull the trigger

This tiny pistol hidden in a Zippo lighter case sold at auction in 2006 for $6,810.00 to an unknown bidder. It fired 6MM cartridges tooled to fit in a standard Ronson flint case. *Rare “Zippo” Lighter Gun Together with Ronson Flint Dispenser with Ammunition ( via Neatorama )

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Pistol hidden in a Zippo case

Ladies: they wear makeup . Some guys too but that’s between me and my eyebrow pencil. Enter makeup handguns from Dutch designer Ted Noten (NOT Nugent). They don’t pack heat, but they do pack a bunch of overpriced garbage. Plus — PLUS — you might get shot just because you wanted to ‘freshen up’. Did I mention they cost between $11,500 - $17,000? Because they do that too. *eyeroll, stomach-roll* the guns are formed from 3D-printed nylon and come in two different models. The Dior001, which has Dior lip gloss, an antique hairpin, storage for pills, a USB stick ?and a 100-gram sterling silver bar, and the Chanel001, which stores Chanel lip gloss, an antique hairpin, a 18k gold toothpick, a perfume bottle with an 18k gold mechanism, a 50-gram 24kt gold bar, a USB stick, and a Viagra pill. A gold bar and a Viagra pill? They should’ve named that model ‘The Gold-Digger’! Get it? To get an old dude’s boner up and then take his money! Jesus, this isn’t rocket surgery folks. Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of all the shit they’ve packed inside.

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A Makeup-Filled Handgun For The Ladies

Certainly brings new meaning to ’shooting the green’, amirite?! No? God I hate myself. Own an assault rifle and tired of shooting bullets ? Enter the $20 golf-ball launching nozzle. Your neighbors’ll never suspect you shot their f***ing windows out while hiding under a recycling bin! Works on most AR-15, M4, and M16 rifles; replaces your muzzle brake or flash hider. Machined out of solid-stock steel, shoots golf balls over 250 yards using .223 BLANKS (BAM-006), do not use live rounds. No gunsmithing required. WARNING: All rules of firearm safety apply. Misuse of the golf ball launcher is potentially dangerous, and it is not a toy. Really? Misuse is potentially dangerous? How about misuse IS dangerous. Actually, how about PROPER use is still dangerous. Actually, how about you fire a couple rounds at my nuts, see how many I can take. Because my money’s on one. More if I pass out and you don’t stop. Product Site Thanks to garfield, who doesn’t give a shit unless it shoots lasagna.

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Fore!: Assault Rifle Golf Ball Launching Mod

Note: Video is after the jump because fanboys are already crying and this is only a picture. This is a video of the new iPhone 4 getting shot by a Navy Seabee with a 50-caliber sniper rifle . It’s pretty cool to watch , even if dude does barely clip the thing. Now I’m not saying he’s a poor shot and I would have put a bullet right through the middle of the screen, but only because I don’t want him posting up in the building across the street with a picture of my face taped to his rifle. Kidding — your ass couldn’t hit the broad side of a ba– *BOOM* Hit it for the video.

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BOOM, HEADSHOT SCREENSHOT!: New iPhone 4 Getting Sniped In Slow-Motion

The U.S. Special Forces is all set to test the new XM-25 Individual Airburst ‘Smart Gun’ this summer . And you all know what that means : I actually have no idea what that means. The gun fires a 25-millimeter “smart round” that can be detonated at pre-programmed distance, spreading shrapnel in all directions. It uses a rangefinder to figure out how far away a target is, and the operator can manually adjust when the bullet detonates to suit different situations, allowing a soldier to attack entrenched targets around corners and in buildings more effectively. Geez, I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of that thing (or a big ol’ johnson). Granted it’s still no match for my laser blaster. Just sayin’, one time I did bring a two-handed great sword to a knife fight.I cut some asshole’s legs off with a single swing. It’s cool, I’m getting used to the wheelchair. Hit the jump for a video demonstration of the PEWs in action.

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