F*** I’m getting good at titles. Wanna blow some shit up ? You should seek therapy. I jest, pyrotechnics are a natural part of man’s being. Like electronics and trying to put your wiener in everything that isn’t nailed down. And some that are. I’m looking at you, birdhouse! Gardening’s gone guerilla - You’ve seen them, you may have looked away, but you’ve seen them. Those forgotten areas of the estate, left to fall apart and fall into disrepair. The municipal scrubland where nothing can grow… Or can it? Turn the concrete jungle into a wilderness with our compacted wild flower seed grenades. $15 nets you one grenade and less than a second of enjoyment. Unless you really love looking at wildflowers in which case TAKE A TIME MACHINE BACK TO THE 60′S YOU DIRTY HIPPIE. Product Site via Grenades with seeds: by far the coolest way to plant flowers [dvice]

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Make Love Me A Sandwich, Not War: Flower Grenades Explode With Booms Blooms

Remember the chocolate weaponry we featured awhile ago? Well now the same company is manufacturing weapon soap. Probably from the same molds as the chocolate . I’d still wash my mouth out with it. Also, b-hole. Don’t act like you’ve never lost one of those little seashell soaps up there! The company currently sells handgun, grenade and brass knuckle models and prices range from $10 to $35, with giftsets coming beautifully packaged in authentic gun cases. Wow, can I sell products or what? And by products I mean drugs. Meet me in the frozen food aisle. Hit the jump for a smattering of the offerings and another link to the product site.

See the article here:
*PEW PEW* All Clean!: Soap Weaponry