Note: Larger version HERE in case you’re convinced somebody in Uganda actually gives a shit about Googling “zombies”. SPOILER: No. In Kenya, absolutely. This is a map created by plotting the prevalence of Google interweb searches for the word ” zombie ” on Google Maps . Unsurprisingly, countries that don’t speak English don’t have a lot. Same goes for Googling “taytays the size of my head” and “dino love dolls”. *whistling* Using a keyword search for “zombies”, the following map visualizes the absolute concentrations of references within the Google Maps database. The map reveals two important spatial patterns. First, much of the world lacks any content mentioning “zombies” whatsoever. Second, and related, the highest concentrations of zombies in the Geoweb are located in the Anglophone world, especially in large cities. The results either provide a rough proxy for the amount of English-language content indexed over our planet, or offer an early warning into the geographies of the impending zombie apocalypse. Hey, I’m just happy to see they didn’t go off the deep end and try to infer the majority of the world doesn’t care about the undead, despite the fact the word “zombie” is just a funny sound to them. And speaking of funny sounds: my freshman roommate used to snore every night but they sounded like farts . Plus stunk. “You know GW, sometimes the simplest answer is best.” I regret sharing a bed with him, I’ll tell you that. The Zombie map of the world [guardian] Thanks to Cristian, who doesn’t Google anything because he’s patiently waiting for AskJeeves to make a comeback. Jeeves! That guy couldn’t find a f***ing coat on a coat rack!

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World Map Of People Who Google ‘Zombies’

Eat a cheeseburger! More like Google Booty , amirite?! Get it? Because everybody always goes straight for the butt ! No? Just me? Liars. The Body Browser is a 3D model of the human anatomy that includes various layers, such as the circulatory and nervous systems and the skeleton and muscles. You can go in nice and close or view the whole shebang from afar. Wow, did I really just spend twenty minutes exploring human genitalia? You bet your sweet ass I did! My own. Does that make me a pervert, or reproductive health professional? Wiener doc? I’ll take it! Hit the jump for a video tour.

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Explore Human Anatomy With Google Body

I dunno, that looks less like a street and more like stepping in a bunch of penguin shit just waiting to happen. Cute ‘lil fellas though. Anyway, Google Street Views of Antarctica : it’s happened. Next up: the moon . I get to drive the rover! ” But GW — haven’t you been drinking?” OF COURSE I’VE BEEN DRINKING THAT’S WHEN I DO MY BEST CARTOGRAPHY. “Uh, then why’s this map say Australfrica?” SHUT UP I KNOW MY STATES, OKAY?! Antarctica on Google Street View (have a look around!) Thanks to Phil, who once took a vacation to Antarctica and can verify the mermaids that live there have ice-cold nipples.

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Google Street View: Now With More Antarctica

Residents of Middle Road, Worcester (England) were alarmed after viewing what appeared to be a dead girl in their neighborhood on Google Street View . Only thing is, she was faking. Hoho, you little wolf-crier ! You better hope you’re never really lying dead on the sidewalk. Stray cats are gonna make you their territory! It is a suburban scene much like millions of others on Google’s Street View site… apart from one chilling addition. Lying face down on the pavement, her shoe inches away in the gutter, is the body of a young girl. Anxious residents browsing their on-screen neighbourhood contacted Google about the image fearing they had chanced on a murder scene. Her innocent game just happened to coincide with the arrival of a Google Street View car to record the images of the road. Azura said: ‘I didn’t know anything about the Google Street View car (recording me). I fell over while I was playing with my friend and thought it would be funny to play dead. Interesting story, Azura, but if you were actually playing with a friend like you claim, where’s this friend in the pictures? I’m on to you, little girl. You see dead people, don’t you?! TELL ME WHERE THEY BURIED THE MONEY! Hit the jump for a couple more shots, including what the little girl looks like less dead.

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Google Street View Dead Girl Not Really Dead

Claire Rowlands is a British woman who’s ultra-pissed after the Google Street View car inadvertently captured a shot of her 3-year old son’s bare asscheeks . Pfft, I played in the front yard naked till I was 17. She said: ‘I just felt sick to my stomach when I saw the naked picture of Louis on the internet. I’m angry, disgusted and upset about it - they should be checking every image before it goes up . ‘ They should be extra careful on warm days because this is what children do - he was just playing in the garden and we didn’t expect in a million years he’d have his picture taken and put on the internet for anyone to see. ‘It’s such a clear image, I see it as an indecent photograph - my concern is that paedophiles could see it and there’s no way I ever wanted my son to be seen naked all over the world. Google has now apologised and said it has blurred the image. Two Three words: throw some pants on the kid and stop complaining. Nobody wants to see the little bastard running through the sprinkler naked anyways. Except the ice cream man, and he has his own camera. Mother’s fury after Google Street View publishes naked picture of her son, three, online [dailymail] via Woman’s Horror at Google Street View Photo of Child’s Bottom [gizmodo]

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Woman Pissed After Google Street View Captures Her 3-Year Old’s Naked Booty

This is an English couple caught mid-dry coitus by a Google Street View car despite the fact they insist they were only kissing . Uh, I don’t know you do it across the pond, but that’s not how I kiss . Yes, yes it is too — my uncle taught me! The couple–Eddie Bateman and his girlfriend Hayley Moss–was understandably surprised to discover their first kiss on the internet, especially since it looks distinctly like a bit more than a kiss. Hayley’s take: “I couldn’t believe it, I wouldn’t admit to it being me at first, as I was worried it looked quite bad, as it looks more than it is, but it really was just a kiss.” Suuuure. Keep the lies coming, Hayley, but you know what they say: the proof of the pudding is in the tasting a picture’s worth a thousand words. And in your case those words are, “dude’s poppin’ an awkward boner” 200 times. Google Street View Captures Couple’s First Dry Hump [gizmodo] Thanks to Greg, who keeps his dry-humping behind closed doors. Hey, different strokes for different folks (I’m an exhibitionist).

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Good Times, Great Rashes: Couple Busted Dry Humping By Google Street View Car

This is an Australian wind farm that, when viewed from above, looks suspiciously like a bunch of USB cables . What’s up with that?! Now I’m not saying this proves my conspiracy theory about the Australian government being infiltrated by aliens so they can use the continent as a docking station for their USB-powered space ships, but I think the photo speaks for itself. And — not to brag or anything, but I DO live in a giant Monster brand HDMI connector. Suck it, peasants! Google Maps and Giant USB Spaghetti Cable Monster Invades Australia [gizmodo] Thanks to GuamOtoko and Blaqk Panda, who both live in giant 3 inch floppy drives.

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Google Maps Spots Australian USB Farm

View Larger Map Band of Brothers , the best WW2 series ever made, was shot primarily at the airfield outside of Hatfield, England . The sets are still standing and are visible on Google Maps. I know where I’m when I’m next in the UK. (Which should be soonish; my pop just moved over there.)

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Map: Band of Brothers set, Hatfield, UK