This is a conceptual Danger Mouse movie poster created by Geekologie Reader and DeviantARTist Daz Tibbles (NOT Tigo Bitties). Danger Mouse will always hold a special place in my coal-black, crusty-ass heart because my brother and I used to watch the shit out of it growing up. I even got Frank the complete series on DVD a couple years back for a birthday present. But maybe you’ve never seen it. Maybe you’ve never lived . Maybe you’re just a corn-husk of a person WAITING TO GET SHUCKED. “I don’t even know what that means.” Me neither, but there was an episode with an evil alien named Fangboner. It changed my life forever. Daz Tibbles’ DeviantART (with even more Danger Mouse art)

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I Love Penfold!: Fan’s ‘Danger Mouse’ Movie Poster

These are a couple videos from Geekologie Reader/ Skyrim lover Benjamin S. of a mod he created that allows the PC version of the game to accept dragon shout commands through a microphone . The first video is of him briefly talking about the mod and demonstrating it, the second, longer (and laggier) one is of an earlier version being used during battle. I mean shit — you’re already yelling at the screen anyways, why not put it to good use? *GW casts FUFUFUFUUUUUUUUUU RAGE-QUIT* Hit the jump for the videos and a link to the download page if you wanna try for yourself.

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Skyrim Mod To Perform Dragon Shouts IRL w/ Mic

Unarguably the best screencap of all time. This is a video of some superheroes (and a villain) dancing at a kid’s birthday party. It…gets interesting fast. One minute they’re all singing happy birthday and the next booties are poppin’ and crotches rockin’. Obviously, they can expect a call as my birthday nears. Hit the jump for this year’s must-have birthday performers.

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Superheroes Dancing Dirty At Kid’s Birthday Party

Karmasheetra is a 19.99 (~$32) bedsheet that shows you how to GET. IT. ON. Before you go running out to buy one though: you have to have two people . Otherwise you’re just doing yoga . Just slap your ass, hands and knees on the numbers corresponding to the particular position you’ve chosen, and presto!, you’re not disappointing your lover for once. Kidding, of course you still are . I actually bought one before reading the directions and thought you were supposed to play it like Twister. I wound up banging the back of my own knee. I’m not really proud of it, but I DID just tell you, so obviously I’m not really that ashamed either. Hit the jump for one more shot and a link to the product page.

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Karmasheetra: Color-Coded How To Get It On

Risks: we’ve all taken them. Maybe it going out on a blind date, crossing a street with your eyes closed, or jumping off your parent’s roof with a garbage bag parachute . Buuuuuuuuuuut those aren’t the kind of risks I came to talk about. This is RISK like, all caps. The game . You just lost it. Enter the limited edition (of 2,014) Metal Gear Solid themed RISK game. It includes added content and new ways to play, none of which involve using Monopoly hotels as super-armies like the way I used to. *flipping board* NUCLEAR STRIKE! Hit the jump for a couple product close-ups and a link to the pre-order page.

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Limited Edition Metal Gear Solid RISK Game

Inb4 “that looks like a [name some animal]’s penis”. This is a video demonstration of Norway’s new Naval Strike (Magic) Missile. The shakiness made me kinda woozy, but it’s worth checking out if you’ve got the stomach . Me? I’ve got that B-U-T-T-Z. *booty poppin’* The video follows a missile from launch as it flies just over the tops of waves, over an island, and finally through a ship. I’m not sure if civilians are going to be allowed to buy them. The testing for this next-generation anti-ship missile took place off Point Mugu, California in June of this year. According to Konsgberg, the NSM had only 1.5 seconds to acquire and positively ID the ship as its target before striking. The state-of-the-art missile weighs about 400 kg (880 lb) and has a range of 100 nautical miles, both along the coast and in the open ocean. It uses GPS, inertial and terrain reference systems to maintain its bearings. Being a cruise missile, and the only fifth-generation long range precision strike missile in existence, the NSM is capable of flying over land while avoiding obstacles and skimming just above the surface of the ocean to avoid radar detection. The NSM will also make a random high-G-force maneuver in order to confound enemy countermeasures just before it strikes with a 125 kg multi-purpose blast/fragmentation warhead. Hello — Norwegian Navy? This is General Gee Kologie from the US Army’s Antirobotics Division. Huh? What do you mean you’ve never heard of us?! *high-five, hipsters! Jk, jk — don’t touch me* Listen, I need some of these missiles you’ve got. No? Not buying it? What if I told you I’m in middle school and I need one for a science fair project? Hello? HELLO? They hung up on me! “You were talking into a skillet.” I thought it smelled like bacon. Hit the jump for the video. Hit your cubicle-mate for a fight.

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Norway’s New Stealthy Magic Missiles

This is a screenshot of the totally dope-looking stickman I drew at drawastickman.com. You just go to the site, draw a stickman, then they animate him (F***ING TERRIBLY) and tell you to draw other things (i.e. a key, sword) to help him solve puzzles. Truthfully, I’m making it sound a lot cooler than it really is. BY FAR. But after the key part I learned it was actually kind of fun if you only draw penises no matter what they ask for. Then — then it got good. My peener hatched a dragon and I had to fight it with a wiener-sword! Drawastickman.com (I hate myself, I really do) Thanks to Kid Gorgeous, who is like, really damn good looking for a kid (no pedo).

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Draw Your Own Browser Stickman Animation

Sorry for the slow posting today folks, I’m in the middle of a doctor’s appointment extravaganza and currently in the basement of a top secret government medical testing facility and can only connect to a Wi-Fi signal if I’m standing on back of a commode holding my laptop over my head. I’m pretty sure the guy in the stall next to me thinks I’m trying to webcam his deuce-dropping action. Which, for the record, I am not. Well, not anymore anyways. That thing sounded brute! This is a well-shot video roundup of the cosplayers of Dragon-Con . Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to find an unattended x-ray machine and blast myself to superhero status. Hit the jump for the worthwhile video.

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Awesome DragonCon Cosplay Roundup Video

This is a tiny scene from DOOM (which, after 17 years, was finally unbanned in Germany after “the potential to harm youth” was deemed negligible last week) painted on a fingernail . Presumably the thumb . Or is that a toe? Or — OR — were we all just trolled into staring at a painted penis at work? DUM-DUM-DUM! DOOM Fingernail is Cool Video Game Nail Art on a Pretty Gnarly Finger [ obviouswinner ] Thanks to khz, who got little pot leaves painted on all his nails once because he was high when he went in for his mani-pedi.

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Eensy-Weensy: A DOOM Fingernail Painting

This is a real game in development featuring Super Mario Bros. BUT WITH PROTALS!!!!11 (Protals are the new portals btw). It will eventually be released for free but you can’t play it yet because, well, that’s life. Oh shishi, you want some game facts? COO BRO I GOT THAT. All the source code of the game will be available after release The game will have mappacks, which will be downloadable from ingame. Users most likely won’t be able to publish maps directly, but will be able to send them in and we’ll add them for everyone to use. The primary maps will have a story and some portaly puzzles. What kind, well, we’ll figure that out as we go Level editor will be embedded in the game so you can edit the level while you play Original SMB levels and Lost levels will be included Simultaneous Multiplayer Looks promising. And I don’t say that about just any game. Yes, yes I do. You know how they always make a super shitty video game to accompany every kid’s movie that comes out? I’ve played all of them. Aaaaaaaaand I regret it. Hit the jump for a video of the gameplays.

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Super Mario Bros., Now With More Portals