This is a video of some lunatic talking about elves and how you can attract them with pineapples and chopsticks and a million other things he came up with in his LSD -riddled mind. Say — did you know elves are the official caretakers of the unicorns ? I’m not even kidding, he says that. Too bad we all know it’s actually the forest nymphs, hack! Captain Crazy also made a video where he shifts his focus to leprechauns, which I took the liberty of embedding after the jump as well. You know, just in case eight minutes of elf-rambling isn’t enough for you. Which let’s be honest, never is. Do Smurfs next you crazy f***! Hit the jump for more crazy than you can shake an elf-attracting chopstick at.

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You’re Nuts: Crazy Guy Talking About Elves

DeviantARTist Kalupsa went and made an incredibly detailed (and frightening ) Super Mario Piranha Plant lawn ornament out of modeling clay . And I think we can all agree, it’s scary as shit. I sure as hell wouldn’t water it, if you know what I mean . I’m talking about try to piss on it. NOT a good idea. Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a video of how it was made.

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But It’ll Scare All My Garden Gnomes Away!: Super Mario Piranha Plant Lawn Ornament