Russian adult film star Anna Morgan (seen above, possibly named after that chick in The Ring) was paid $500,000 to get a tattoo on her natural DD breasts advertising a World of Warcraft gold-selling website. Ah, capitalism. Also, breast advertisement ever . The WoW Gold selling website, MyMMOShop.com has paid Russian porn star Anna Morgan to tattoo their company’s logo and website URL to her breasts. The company feels that her natural dd sized breasts will provide an ample space for the advertisement. Given the number of films porn stars tend to make in a year’s time, the tattoo should be seen many thousands of times. Anna has agreed not to alter the tattoo for at least two years. Wow, I don’t know what to say. This is simultaneously the most brilliant and saddest thing I’ve ever heard. I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry or try to motorboat my monitor. BWUBWUBWUBWWUB! I chose wisely. Porn Star Paid $500,000 To Tattoo Company URL & Logo To Her DD Breasts [newsguide] Thanks to Troy, who once ran a Snuggie ad on his junk. The rest, is history.

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WoW Gold Farming Website Pays $500K For Tattoo Ad On Adult Film Star’s Ample Chest

This is exactly how you don’t sell a used iPhone on craigslist . If the phone fell in a puddle of urine but didn’t damage the phone YOU DON’T MENTION IT IN THE AD. Trust me, I learned the hard way. Looking to sell a 1 year old Tokyoflash wristwatch. The watch is in perfect working condition. The only problem is I lost it in my girlfriend for 12 days, but I put soap on it and wrapped it in a napkin. No damage to the watch or screen. I still have it. Any takers? You smell it you bought it. Craigslist ad Thanks to pat, who once sold snow to an Eskimo by threatening the poor bastard with a flamethrower.

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Honesty Fail: How Not To Sell A Used iPhone

Remember that 22-year old chick that was auctioning off her virginity ? Well the winning $3.8 million was placed by an Australian real estate mogul. Unfortunately, he’s bailing out of the deal. Why? His wife won’t let him do it! Natalie Dylan (not her real name) admitted the deal had fallen through. Last week, she got a phone call from the rogue Romeo, a 38-year-old Australian real-estate businessman, who said he had to back out. “I told him to go back into marriage therapy,” sniped Dylan. The Aussie cad then sheepishly asked for his $250,000 deposit back. Dylan said no hard feelings; it would be returned. That’s just like a wife to go and not let her husband bang some 22-year old virgin. I swear, women . ‘DEFLOWER DEAL’ GUY PULLS OUT [nypost] Thanks to 42 y/o undead warlock, who doesn’t have to pay for sex because he creates busty nymphs with his undead warlock powers. Oh oh, make me one!

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Still A Virgin: Sale Of Purity Falls Through

Okay, this one is actually legit, but everything after the jump isn’t. They’re the kind of questions that make you want to bathe with a toaster (or SPOILER ALERT : poisonous jellyfish ). I assume some of them are fake, but I sadly guarantee a good portion are serious. And, well, *pouring out a little liquor* it’s been real, humanity. Hit it for a dozen or so of the worst questions ever asked.

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This is a video of some guy named Damien Walters pulling off all sorts of real-life ninja / superhero moves. It is the perfect blend of amazing gynmastics and homoeroticism. Dude kind of reminds me of Wolverine , but without the adamaluminum (was that sacrilegious?) claws . He does all kinds of ridiculously ridiculous things, but I particularly liked the car trick at 0:45. You see that? Suck it, Bo Duke! Youtube Thanks to Harry, who can do all those moves times ten. Blindfolded . With Yoda on his back.

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Pfft, I Can Do That: Wicked Ninja Moves

German artist Simon Schubert folds pieces of paper into beautiful pictures of, uh, stairwells. Each piece takes about a week’s worth of work and can sell for up to $6,000. *gathering neighborhood kids in a wagon* Arts and crafts time at the Geekologie Writer’s house! “Most of the people who see the work are surprised that the pictures are created by folding paper, they don’t believe it when I tell them. “Many of them think I’ve used paint or pencil to create the affect of light and shade. But when they realise the pictures are actually folded they are quite impressed.” Impressive, Simon, it’s too bad I’m about to flood the market with child-folded ripoffs! Isn’t that right, kids? Kids? *dink dink dittle dee dink dittle dee dink dee dink dee dink * DAMN YOU, ICE CREAM VAN! Hit the fold for a bunch more.

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Remember the world’s largest model rocket ? Yeah, well it blasted off yesterday without a hitch (or Space Bat ). This is a picture of the 36-foot tall, 1,600lb beast about to take to the skies. There’s a couple more pictures and a video of the launch after the jump, so be sure to check that out. But not my girlfriend, or I’ll punch you in the eyes. Hit the launch button for the rest.

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3…2…1…: Largest Model Rocket Blasts Off

I’m not sure if you enjoyed the last episode of Isao Machii: Modern Samurai as much as I did, but if you didn’t, you should watch it again until you do. Then we can start a book club . But instead of books we’ll discuss Youtube videos and drink beer . Plus, if you’re a chick, we could make out. Hell, even if you’re not but willing to wear a Dilophosaurus costume. Anyway, I’m sure you’ve just been chilling till the next episode, but chill no longer, because here she blows. The highlights: 0:45 : Isao cuts the wick off a burning candle. The GW begins practicing for his next birthday party. 2:30 : Isao cuts the skin off a piece of asparagus. My pee smells funny after I eat asparagus. 4:40 : Isao slices the tail off an arrow that’s been shot at him. I reconsider bringing a bow and arrow to a samurai sword fight. 8:30 : Isao cuts a steel plate in half without bending or warping the piece at all. I consider hiring Isao for future construction jobs. Well folks, there you have it, the latest from a modern Samurai. And now, the latest from a modern Don Juan: Last night : Woman at the bar rejected all my advances, despite my insistence I could make her internet famous. Went home alone and treated myself to a stranger in the bathtub. Too romantic? Youtube Thanks to Tom and Jason, who can cut through steel with just a glance and have to wear those special shades Cyclops wears. Just kidding, they’re fake Oakleys.

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Modern Samurai Returns With More HI-YA