Apparently a crap ton of you are more sensitive to light than we had realized and the white background has caused permanent damage to your retinas. Well we’ve heard the cries from your darkened caves, and we’re working on a dark-themed version of the site. We also shrunk the posts on the home page to reduce the scroll and load times of the giant images. Unfortunately, we had to switch to the Disqus commenting system to cut down on the spam. We know a lot of you aren’t fans of having to sign up through a third party system, but it was becoming too much of a hassle dealing with all the ass clowns trying to pimp their interracial dating sites or whatever. Plus you can use your same login over at our sibling site I Watch Stuff . Why not stop by and say hello. They’re so lonely over there. Here’s a good place to start if you’re a fan of boobs . If you’ve got any other comments or suggestions leave them in here and we’ll see what we can do about them. Assuming we’re not too busy crying in the corner because, seriously, some of you guys are pretty damn mean.

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We Hear You

So there’s gonna be a NEW AND IMPROVED Geekologie in the very near future. Possibly even tonight . That’s why you can’t comment today, because we want you to save up all those gems (gems, LOL) for the new system. That or something went horribly, horribly wrong. So yeah, stay tuned for Geekologie 2.0: the future of the intertubes.

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Site News: Geekologie Redesign Imminent

It took awhile (is Twitter dead already? I have no idea), but we were finally able to score the Geekologie Twitter page from whoever started it. It wasn’t easy, and many Bothans died in the process, but hopefully it’ll be worth it. Especially now since I’ll be able to tweet shots of all the drinks I’ll be downing tonight and you can pretend you’re my liver. “Whee, you’re hurting me!” HAHA, what part of “SHUT UP AND MAKE ROOM FOR A SHOT” did you not understand?! Anyway, I’ve been auto-populating the page with Geekologie posts for a couple weeks now, but I’m gonna hit the ground running stumbling and keep you abreast ( or two ) of WTF else is going on in the land of Geekologie. Don’t expect it all to make sense, but you can expect it all to be hastily written from my phone while waiting in line for a bathroom at the bar. F*** it, I’m peeing on a wall. The party starts….NOW. Geekologie on Twitters and Geekologie on Faceybook

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Geekologie: Now With More Drunken Tweets

For those of you who haven’t noticed, Geekologie is getting flagged as a reported malware attack site. Obviously, we’d never do that to you. Some bad third-party ad (dammit Google, don’t you check those things?!) snuck in last night but was caught and removed immediately (read: it’s not here anymore and I’m on my way to the responsible server’s location with a trunk full of explosives). At any rate, we’re working to get the warnings lifted ASAP and getting Geekologie back to a respectable-looking site. Ha — respectable. Oh yeah GW, you’ve still got it . But seriously, thank you all for your patience, it should all be over soon. Best, Your Geekologie Writer (who would never infect you with anything — except love )

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Site News: Reported Attack Site/Malware

Geekologists, I’m leaving today to drive 2,100 miles cross country to Los Angeles, which I will be calling home until it chews me up and spits me out and tries to urinates on me before I roundhouse kick it in the pecker (I may be down, but I’m never out). That’s my actual set-up in the picture, so you know the trip is gonna be pure awesome and smooth sailing. Things should return to normal by mid next-week, but I’ll be continuing to write what I can in the mornings and have the posts drop throughout the day (including today, I’ve got at least six for you) as I travel, because I love you all that much. But if for any reason you aren’t getting enough Geekologie to the vein, click the archive button to the right (or click random tags) and explore some of the other 6,500 articles on the site. One of the most popular tips I get is something I posted yesterday or last week, so there’s bound to be something you’ve missed. And remember: I’ll be thinking about you while I’m screaming at the blue hair in front of me for pulling out and going 40. Best, Your Geekologie Writer

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Ballin’ The Jack: GW Is Moving Cross Country

I was sitting on it the whole time!! Picture [thechive] Thanks to Uberscooter, as badass as a scooter can be.

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