It’s My Party And I Can Cry If I Want To: I’m 30

Damn — and a good lookin’ 30 if I do say so myself! Don’t worry, I’m not actually gonna cry, maybe just tear up a little. I’m trying to look at it as more of an accomplishment. The end of an era . That, despite all the terrible decisions made and stupid shit I did in my 20’s, I’ve SOMEHOW survived a whopping 10,950 days. Thirty years . Holy shi-shi. Thankfully, I’ll never mentally be a day over fourteen. Birthday aside, August is a very special month for me because it also marks my four year anniversary for writing Geekologie. In that time I’ve written the last 8,713 articles , at least eight of which were funny. “Six.” Agree on seven? “Only because it’s your birthday.” Thank you — that means the world to me. So yeah, I’m thirty today. Feel free to drop some love/hate/dead birds in the comments — I don’t f***ing care, now I’m depressed. To not dying, Your Geekologie Writer
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It’s My Party And I Can Cry If I Want To: I’m 30

