A Geekologie Reader, who will remain anonymous but who I will now refer to as Jilted Jedi because I’ve always wanted to pretend I was Dear Abby, had his entire Star Wars toy collection haphazardly dumped in the alley behind his house by his ex-wife, who may or may yes be a evil Sith lord. Which — let me see that lightsaber . Haha, red — I KNEW IT! There were about 10 black trash bags with carded figures stuffed into them 400-500 of them! Good thing the weather was cooperative and I was quick enough on the scene to detour the smokers in the alley. Can you believe the nerve?! Those toys should’ve only been handled by a mover specializing in the relocation of collectibles . Instead they got the trashbag treatment. Ex-wives: they hated your collection long before the divorce. Hit the jump for one more shot of the carnage.

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Oh The Humanity!: Geekologie Reader’s Ex-Wife Dumps Entire Star Wars Toy Collection In Alley

This is a conceptual Danger Mouse movie poster created by Geekologie Reader and DeviantARTist Daz Tibbles (NOT Tigo Bitties). Danger Mouse will always hold a special place in my coal-black, crusty-ass heart because my brother and I used to watch the shit out of it growing up. I even got Frank the complete series on DVD a couple years back for a birthday present. But maybe you’ve never seen it. Maybe you’ve never lived . Maybe you’re just a corn-husk of a person WAITING TO GET SHUCKED. “I don’t even know what that means.” Me neither, but there was an episode with an evil alien named Fangboner. It changed my life forever. Daz Tibbles’ DeviantART (with even more Danger Mouse art)

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I Love Penfold!: Fan’s ‘Danger Mouse’ Movie Poster

Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to, I dunno, print it out and tape it inside a Playboy or something. I know what you’re into! So I was half joking in the shoutout of that Mass Effect Monopoly post when I said my re-re friend Terry was waiting for a Skyrim version. Buuuuuuuut two days later here it is, created by Geekologie Reader Alex Bennett BECAUSE I HAVE THAT POWER. Kidding, totally powerless. One time I thought I had power but NOPE, walked into the wrong apartment. Hit the jump for shot of the game cards and coins (now with 1,000 and 5,000 denominations!) and a link to the full-res 6000 x 6000 gameboard you can actually print out and glue to a real Monopoly one.

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It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Skyrim Monopoly

Because themed engagement photos are all the rage these days (you crazy kids!), Geekologie Reader Sean K. and his bride-to-be decided to spice up their photoshoot in the park with a ninja attack . Aaaaaaaand these are those pictures. Because if there’s one thing that brings a couple closer, it’s killing a complete stranger together. Trust me (one time a date and I accidentally ran over a bum and she wanted to drive straight to Vegas to tie the knot). Hit the jump for several more of the battle, but be sure to check out the link to the photographer’s Flickr for the entire set (which may or may yes include a vagrant checking the dead ninja’s pockets for cash!).

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Martial Arts Marriage: Ninja Attack Engagement Photos

These are a couple videos from Geekologie Reader/ Skyrim lover Benjamin S. of a mod he created that allows the PC version of the game to accept dragon shout commands through a microphone . The first video is of him briefly talking about the mod and demonstrating it, the second, longer (and laggier) one is of an earlier version being used during battle. I mean shit — you’re already yelling at the screen anyways, why not put it to good use? *GW casts FUFUFUFUUUUUUUUUU RAGE-QUIT* Hit the jump for the videos and a link to the download page if you wanna try for yourself.

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Skyrim Mod To Perform Dragon Shouts IRL w/ Mic

“Dammit, GW, spiders have eight legs.” YOU SHUT UP. This is SAMSA II, a hexapod robot built by Uruguayan Geekologie Reader pabloxid. Why he decided to send me a video of the thing I have no idea, but I assume it has something to do with luring me to Uruguay to rough him up a bit only to fall into some sort of robotic trap and get my nuts tampered with for awhile. NO THANKS. That said, I was too afraid to watch this thing alone so I made my ladyfriend watch it with me (who hates robots almost as much as I do and spiders even more) and she started beating laptop’s monitor with a rolled up magazine . WTF? GIRL CALM DOWN AND USE YOUR FLIP-FLOP! Hit the jump for the arachnaboticphobia in action.

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What Are You, Taunting Me?: Geekologie Reader Builds Homemade Robotic Spider

This is a copy of the official termination form of some assistant manager from a Domino’s in Whoknows, Orcares, USA. The important part is I happen to know it’s one of you . So, yeah — go ahead and fess up (also, try using your old employee-discount to order me an extra-large with mushrooms and banana peppers). Still, I think we can all agree this is entirely Domino’s loss. THIS MAN HAS ‘DELIVERY DRIVER’ WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM! Literally — probably in pepperonis . Humorous Domino’s Employee Termination Record [foodbeast] Thanks to Staticwolf, ChrisTheMan and Shenanigans, who’re all lobbying to get this guy teaching ‘Job Quitting 101′ at their local community college.

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Which One Of You Was This?: How To Get Fired From Domino’s In Style

Geekologie Reader Kris went and created an interactive map of Middle Earth from the Lord of the Rings universe (with labels available in English AND Elvish). Good lookin’, Kris. You know, for some reason I always thought Mordor was north and not south. Color me embarrassed! Oh well, you learn something new everyday. Sometimes several things. Cat food makes me ooky! Interactive Middle Earth Map Thanks Kris, now make me an interactive treasure map and let’s scavenger hunt!

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I See Hobbits!: Interactive Middle Earth Map

Okay so you remember the AT-AT costume Geekologie Reader Robert made his dog last Halloween? And you remember Patrick Boivi’s recent animated short, ‘ AT-AT Day Afternoon ‘? Well Robert recreated the film using his costumed mini-pincher (complete with ventral-mounted laser blaster) and let me tell you: it’s f***ing cute. Reminds me of the time I dressed Chloe as the Death Star until my roommate “that’s no moon”ed her so many times it gave her a complex. Hit it for the cuteness.

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AT-AT Dog Recreates ‘AT-AT Day Afternoon’

This is a screenshot Geekologie Reader (and all around handsome devil) Beau sent me from his iPod Touch of what is arguably the best written and hardest hitting piece of journalism USA Today has ever produced. Amirite or amirite? jkl;kjl;;lkjjkl;jkl; Flickr Thanks Beau, and remember: when you don’t feel like writing, just mashing keys is the next best thing.

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That’s Quality Journalism: USA Today Fail