The nutjobs over at Harcos Labs (the purveyors of such fine energy concoctions as Blood Energy Potion and Mana Energy Potion ) went and hacked one of the Star Wars Force Trainers to shock you if you don’t keep your brain absolutely idle. PIECE OF CAKE! I haven’t had a thought since — shit, I don’t think I’ve ever had a thought. AND THAT DOESN’T COUNT! How We Made the Most Painful Toy Hack Ever [harcoslabs] Thanks to nichire and Aaron, who take turns tasering each other because that’s just good old fashioned fun. HIT ME AGAIN!

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Star Wars ‘Force’ Toy Hacked To Shock You

The Humunga Stache is a $12 piece of molded rubber . One side’s a ball , and the other is giant freaking mustache . So when your dog bites the ball, guess what happens! (Hint: you take pictures and post them Facebook with clever captions). Add some low-cost laughs to your frequent frolics with Fido! This shiny black toy is a ball on one end, and a giant cartoon mustache on the other. Dogs naturally pick up the ball…which leaves the outrageously funny mustache sticking out! Dogs also love to hold the ball in their mouth, and shake the mustache back and forth! Not a bad idea. Of course, my dog would just chew up the whole damn thing. You see, she’s a bitch. And, based on those tits in the pic, so is Fido. Animal cruelty! Product Site via Humunga Stache [likecool] Thanks to Niki, whose bitch has a real mustache and moonlights as a carny.

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For The Dapper Dog: Humunga Staches

Remember the world’s largest model rocket ? Yeah, well it blasted off yesterday without a hitch (or Space Bat ). This is a picture of the 36-foot tall, 1,600lb beast about to take to the skies. There’s a couple more pictures and a video of the launch after the jump, so be sure to check that out. But not my girlfriend, or I’ll punch you in the eyes. Hit the launch button for the rest.

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3…2…1…: Largest Model Rocket Blasts Off

In a story that nearly set my cockles ablaze, an English couple recently got married dressed as Shrek and Princess Fiona. Awwwwwww. Hospice nurse Christine England, 40, married her fiance Keith, 44, in full costume and make-up in front of 100 guests who were also in fancy dress. The new Mr and Mrs Green (yes, really), of Barnstaple, Devon, had spent three hours having their make-up done before walking down the aisle. Christine said: ‘The idea just came to me. I knew what we would go as because Keith looks just like Shrek . Wow, way to kick a man in the balls, Christine. You might as well have gone as Andy Carmichael and asked him to go as Sloth. Goonies FTW! Do you, sir, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? “HEY YOOOU GUUUUUYS!” Hit the jump for several more of the beautiful couple, the last of which is totally fapable.

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Couple Marries Dressed As Shrek & Fiona