This is a little video demo of Mega Man 2.5D, which is a Mega Man game in partial 3-D that I believe some guy is actually making. Which….is it wrong I got a boner? Wait — don’t answer, I want to savor this . Hit the jump for another, longer video.

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Mega Man In Partial 3-D: Mega Man 2.5D!

These are bacon loafers by Keds. They are fully customizable by choosing different colors for the thread, elastic, midsole, etc., and will set you back $60 (I made these ones as bacon-y as possible and if you argue that I should have made the elastic red instead of pink you’re wrong, pink is the color of raw bacon and I love it). Unfortunately, it appears they’re only available in women’s sizes (because women love sizzling meat — am I right, girls?), which is a problem seeing how I’m a size 12 *wink* . Long story short, I’m sawing all my toes off. Product Site Thanks to naas, who doesn’t need to buy a woman bacon shoes to get his meat around her feet. YOW YOW!

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Fried Footwear: Mmmm, Bacon Loafers

Chess on rollercoasters is a phenomenon allegedly started by another xkcd cartoon (which you can see by clicking the link or hitting the jump). It’s probably old as all hell and I should be beat mercilessly between your breasts as punishment. Go ahead, I can take it. *BWUBWUBWUBWWUB!* I deserved that. Oh, and you might want to keep those out, I feel an old streak coming on. Holy shit — hands painted like animals ! Hit the jump for the cartoon and several others, including one with a bikini and one with some Jenga action going on because I roll deeper than the Marianas Trench.

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It Adds Excitment: Chess On Rollercoasters

Tired of trying to make zombie Jello molds out of aluminum foil ? Well crinkle no more my friends, Think Geek is finally selling a quality zombie mold! It costs $15 and isn’t dishwasher safe, but don’t let that stop you from putting it in there anyway! You just tell that Maytag piece of shit the Geekologie Writer told you to! I’ll tell you what though — the results look delicious, don’t they? I think I know what I’m getting my son for his birthday! A new mommy! Hit the jump for one more shot which, despite adjusting the brightness and contrast, I couldn’t make any more cleavage-y. Buy hey, I tried. Remember: I’m here for you.

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It’s About Time: A Quality Zombie Jello Mold