This is a Game of Thrones cake made by Kensei Yonzon and Nicole Villar Balaoing. It’s a throne made out of swords made out fondant. You ever tried swallowing a sword before? It’s harder than it looks. Plus you have to be real careful not to drop it because one time at the circus I saw a guy let go when it was only halfway down his gullet and the sharp end came out his butthole. I’ve been trying to drink the memory away but the elephants — they’ll have to live with that for life. Kensei’s Facebook via Let’s Eat This Game of Thrones Cake [obviouswinner] Thanks to khz, who’s never swallowed but has sat on a parking cone naked.

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Sword Swallowing: A Game Of Thrones Cake

I’mma eat your face, Chief! In other busty news (a wise boob man once told me, “you can never get enough bust”), this is a giant Master Chief cake created by Mike’s Amazing Cakes . How the hell they managed to make such a gravity-defying cake is beyond me, but I suspect it involves being chockful of inedible wooden dowels and chicken wire. “Don’t even say that — Master Chief is ALL MAN.” Haha — somebody’s got a crush! It’s me, I’m in love with a duck at the pond. I bring him the crust from my sandwiches and in return he quacks and follows me around. It’s kind of a Romeo and Juliet thing but even sweeter because he waddles. Hit the jump for a whole bunch more including a shot of one convention-goer about to be put out of his misery.

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Halo’s Master Chief Gets The Cake Treatment

What’s the RDA for glitter? This is a picture of a cake that has all the elements of the most beautiful daydream ( unicorns , rainbows , lollipops ) and most terrifying nightmare ( zombies , piranha plants , robots) at the same time. I call it the WTF Cake, although you can call it delicious. Shit, you can even call its mother a whore, although that’d be rude because you don’t even know her. SHE’S A NICE LADY! (But will start randomly grabbing balls if you get a drink in her) Hit the jump for a bunch of closeups, along with a shot of the makers (and bonus nipple cupcakes!), at least one of which (and possibly both) you’ll leave comments about wanting to bang. God, do I know you guys or what? I do, and I’m even more embarrassed than your parents.

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Like Heaven & Hell Exploded Simultaneously

This is a steampunk wedding cake created by Mike’s Amazing Cakes in Seattle, WA and photographed by Libby Bulloff. I want to put my face in it so bad. I heart fondant ! Liz and Austin’s steampunked wedding cake. The metallic gears, doors, rivets, and panels were all made of fondant and were entirely edible. This is probably the baddest-ass wedding cake you will ever see. Respect. Best part: the cake tasted just as decadent as it looked! I had a slice of the lemon layer after photographing it. Anybody else like the title I came up with? Thanks, I thought that was pretty clever myself. Gears Of War: A Steampunk Wedding Cake . Because marriage is like a war or something. Except mine. Mine was like a GW genocide. Hit the jump for a closeup.

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Gears Of War: A Steampunk Wedding Cake