Because geeks like arguing about things to show off their intellectual superiority (think nerdy peacocks), here’s a visual guide to lightsabers so you can prove you’re right when arguing with a fellow Star Warser at the bar over a cold Mountain Dew . That’s cool and all, but you want to know how to instantly win any lightsaber argument at the bar? Shatter a f***ing stool over your friend’s head. BOOM! Not only did you just win the fight, you sent your friend to the hospital where he’ll have plenty of time to contemplate the error of his ways. You know, or plot revenge.* *Geekologie not responsible for your murder. Lightsaber Chart Will Spark Endless Fights Over Who Bagsies Which ‘Saber [gizmodo]

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I Want Purple!: A Visual Guide To Lightsabers

Dogfight as in airplane battle, not dogfight as in I’m a peenerless d-bag who likes watching pitbulls bite each other. Which, fun fact: if I’m ever diagnosed with terminal cancer I’m coming for you. Me making you chew on a gun aside, this is an awesome jet-fighter scene created by Flickr user -Mainman- , who — need a wingman? For anyone who’s interested, the cockpit is somewhere around 1/2 scale (maybe a little smaller) and the F-15E and MiG-29 are 1/100 scale The flares are a couple of Exoforce fiber optic tubes with Lego light bricks on the far end. They worked out better than I expected - I love the lens flare I got with them. Incidentally, with the exception of the HUD display photoshopped in, there’s not a single non-Lego object in this photo Freaking awesome. Reminds me of when my brother and I would set barstools on their sides and sit in them while pretending we were fighter-jet pilots. No, no it doesn’t. Because that was actually a train. Now shovel some more coal in the wastebasket and let’s CHOO CHOO our way to a house fire! -Mainman-’s Flickr Gallery via Enemy in sight [brothers-brick] Thanks to The Bucktooth Ninja, who — Jesus man I could see you coming a mile away with those things. Get some tooth blackout or something.

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Bogey At 2 O’Clock!: Awesome LEGO Dogfight

Alright, I’m taking bets — who will be the victor ? If you answered, “GW in a f***ing monster truck “, congratulations, you won. Something. Not my v-card though. Head-on crash test: 2009 Chevy Malibu vs. 1959 Bel Air [dvice] Thanks to James, who would have crushed both those vehicles with a Sherman tank. You get all crushy on those things, James!

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Who Will Win?: 2009 Chevy Malibu Versus 1959 Chevy Bel Air Head-On (Apply Directly To The Forehead) Crash Test

Future college dropout Matthew didn’t know how to work out problem #1 on a recent algebra quiz , so instead he filled the space with an amateur sketch of Charizard attempting to burninate (Trogdor tie-in FTW) the answer out of the ruins of his ineptness. Unfortunately, the teacher came back and PWN’d Matthew’s Charizard with an even worse drawing of Blastoise (which may or may not actually be a flea). Wow guys, is this what higher education has come to — Pokmon math battles? Because that’s awesome if it has. Pokmon Calculus Fail [albotas]

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It’s No Spider: Pokmon Battle Algebra

This is soap shaped like brass knuckles . It’s equally suited for punching yourself in the taint or fighting off would-be lovers in the prison shower. Which, miss you Big Bear . Brass Knuckle Soap Allows You To Punch Up a Good Lather [gizmodo] Thanks to pstone, who made me his bitch.

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Prison: Don’t Drop The Soap Knuckles

This is a real package of Avery shipping labels and, as you can see, they’ve been sending packages to Tyler Durden. It’s not Photohaxored either because you can see another picture at their official product site . So, apparently somebody at Avery has a sense of humor (and a bong). Or is going to help bomb a bunch of credit card companies. Quick, somebody call the FBI! *checking credit card balance* Cancel that — let’s see how this plays out. Picture and Product Site Thanks to biggity2bit, who feels like destroying something beautiful.

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Avery Labels In Cahoots With Tyler Durden?