This is a mysterious picture that just cropped up from China featuring a couple Apple fanboys cosplaying as a Mac cyborg and fungal-bearded Steve Jobs . Plus Amelia Earhart is trying to sneak by on the right. One thing’s for certain — this dynamic duo wants to make it clear that they’re number 1. Number 1 at what is anybody’s guess, but I suspect it’s flashing the “we’re number 1″ sign. Oh yeah? Maybe cause you’ve never seen mine! *BOOSH* “That’s three, GW.” I’m working on it! Hit the jump for a full body shot.

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Now That’s A Party: Apple Cyborg/Steve Jobs Cosplay

Note: This isn’t the whole thing, click HERE to see the whole kit and kaboodle in full-res. This is an infographic made by Geekologie Reader Edwin Rahr for his company London Creative that’s all about Steve ‘The Apple Juice’ Jobs. Now I know what many of you are thinking, “but who gives a shit about Steve Jobs ?” And the answer, my friend, is take a look in a mirror. “GAAAAHH, WHO’S THAT BEHIND ME?” Haha — the fanboy that’s gonna stab you! OR Now I know what many of you are thinking, “but who gives a shit about Steve Jobs?” And the answer, my friend, is take a look in a mirror. Get it? A lot more people than care about the guy you’re staring at! BU-BU-BU-BURN. OR Now I know what many of you are thinking, “but who gives a shit about Steve Jobs?” And the answer, my friend, is take a look in a mirror. Now turn off the lights, tie your shoes together and spin around three times repeating “Bloody Mary”. “Those were all bad.” Oh I’m aware. *cutting deep with mirror shard* Steve Jobs Infographic [londoncreative] Thanks Edwin, let me know if you ever wanna make one about me and I’ll provide you with some sweet-ass stories that I made up.

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The Apple Juice: A Steve Jobs Infographic

These are parts 1 through 14 (10-minutes each for almost 2-hours 20-minutes of runtime) of a fan-made Star Wars documentary featuring all sorts of interesting facts , audio commentary from the cast and crew, alternative angles of scenes, etc. etc. It’s called ‘Star Wars Begins’, and is NOT to be confused with ‘Batman Begins’, which is a movie about a superpowerless superhero, or “THE ROBO APOCALYPSE BEGINS!”, which is what I’ll be yelling as I board my spaceship and doom all humanity for not heeding my prophecies. *flipping an entire earth-encompassing bird* LATER, BOJOS! Hit the jump for over 2-hours of Star Wars-ing that really is worth a watch if you have an interest and the time.

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Impressive Fan-Made Star Wars Documentary

Steve Bolton (Michael’s talentless brother) is a British man who recently changed his name to Buzz Lightyear . Possibly to hit on children. A mechanic from West Bromwich, who considers himself to be the world’s biggest ‘Toy Story’ fan , has officially changed his name to Buzz Lightyear. Such was Steve Bolton’s love for the first two movies, he decided to do something special for the launch of ‘Toy Story 3′, so the 26-year-old contacted the UK Deed Poll Service and paid for the name change. Now he can legally have “Buzz Lightyear” on his passport (whether the destination “infinity and beyond” is acknowledged remains to be seen), credit cards etc. Oh so you’re the biggest ‘Toy Story’ fan, are you Steve? Well I’ve got news for you: THERE’S NO F***ING WAY. There are kids out there that love those movies more than you’ve ever loved anything in your life. Just sayin’, if I ripped Woody’s arms off would you crap your pants and cry all day? Exactly. British ‘Toy Story’ fan gets a Buzz out of name change [yahoo] Thanks to littlezan and Woody (or it will be when the paperwork comes through), who really are the biggest ‘Toy Story’ fans and have the tattoos to prove it. Suck it, Steve!

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Man Legally Changes Name To Buzz Lightyear

Note: Video is after the jump because fanboys are already crying and this is only a picture. This is a video of the new iPhone 4 getting shot by a Navy Seabee with a 50-caliber sniper rifle . It’s pretty cool to watch , even if dude does barely clip the thing. Now I’m not saying he’s a poor shot and I would have put a bullet right through the middle of the screen, but only because I don’t want him posting up in the building across the street with a picture of my face taped to his rifle. Kidding — your ass couldn’t hit the broad side of a ba– *BOOM* Hit it for the video.

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BOOM, HEADSHOT SCREENSHOT!: New iPhone 4 Getting Sniped In Slow-Motion

Still think it’s cool being a fanboy ? You’re one of him. iDouche [cheezburger] Thanks to cookies ‘n cream and Professor XXX, both of whom sound like porn stars. One possibly disabled.

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Can’t Possibly Do It Any Wronger: iPad Fail

This Wi-Fi detecting car decal tips tailgaters off to available wireless connections . It was made by cutting the illuminated panel out of one of these shirts and sticking it to the car’s window. Which you’ve got to admit: for such a hardcore Apple fanboy (see license plate) is a pretty impressive feat of do-it-yourselfery. Provided, of course, he didn’t stab himself with the scissors. You forgot to take the shirt off first, didn’t you? *Nyuk nyuk nyuk!* Hit the jump for a closeup.

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Helping Others: A Wi-Fi Detecting Car Decal