This is a gallery of “genetic portraits” made by artist Ulric Collette by Photoshopping together photos of his family members . This is a father and daughter portrait here of Daniel, 60 and Amlie, 33. Not necessarily a new idea, but definitely the most Two-Face looking execution I’ve seen. And speaking of Two-Face executions, *pointing gun* call it in the air — heads or tails. “Tails.” Too bad, you lose. “That’s not even a coin — it’s a shirt button!” Ugh, MONEY’S TIGHT RIGHT NOW. Hit the jump for several more but be sure to check out Ulric’s website for the rest.

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Artist Creates ‘Genetic Portraits’ By Seamlessly Splicing Together Headshots Of Relatives

This is a sideways, butt-ass quality video of some bro trying to crush 22 beer cans in a row on his forehead. But not like, one hit and it’s crushed — oh no — this dumb bastard beats himself with them like he’s hammering a f***ing nail in concrete. He does do it though, but not before bloodying his head. It is an absolute MUST WATCH if you’re into bros hurting themselves. I give it 65 out of 200 IQ points. Hit the jump for the sixth year senior in training.

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You’re An Idiot: Dude Smashes 22 Beer Cans On Head

The Privacy Shell (which looks suspiciously like a partial Sleep Suit ) was designed to provide a little privacy while out in public. Plus complete blindness. Me? I usually just pull my shirt over my head and stumble around with my arms out like a zombie. You know, so I don’t look so f***ing ridiculous. Hit the jump for a bunch of different models.

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The Privacy Shell: No More Kissing In Public

Facebook , which can’t even manage to function properly because of all the other worthless bullshit they’ve added to the site, has decided to drop another turd on the pile, this time in the form of ‘Tag Suggestions’, facial recognition software that, after your face has been identified once in a friend’s album, will search the remaining pictures trying to find you. Nice try Facebook — too bad I’m a ninja! *karate-kicks copier* Sarah Jacobsson Purewal, of PC World magazine, said: ‘Opting out won’t keep Facebook from gathering data and recognizing your face - it’ll just keep people from tagging you automatically.’ She also warns: ‘Facial recognition technology will ultimately culminate in the ability to search for people using just a picture. ‘And that will be the end of privacy as we know it–imagine, a world in which someone can simply take a photo of you on the street, in a crowd, or with a telephoto lens, and discover everything about you on the internet.’ Admittedly, that thought is kind of scary. Granted not as scary as the dream where your parachute doesn’t open or your teeth fall out, but still pretty bad. Well, at least to a normal person. You wanna talk about the REAL end of privacy? I’ve had to drop a deuce in a jail cell before with eight other dudes trying to pretend they aren’t watching — this is f***ing NOOOOOOOTHING. Geekologie on Facebook and Twitter Facebook now knows what you look like as it rolls out face recognition by stealth [dailymail] Thanks to Danielle and Tom, who don’t show their faces on Facebook for fear of ol’ Zuckerberg falling in love and online-stalking them. Haha, that reminds me of the time I online stalked myself to impress my friends. They weren’t.

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Facebook, Now With More Facial Recognition

This is a picture of two people with the images of their profiles reversed. It’s a terrible misuse of Photoshop and I don’t like it. Not one bit. I don’t care if the chick has tits on her back, she’s giving me nightmares. And, if I play my cards right, a hug. Reversed Profiles Are the Next Photoshop Weirdness [gizmodo]

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Cousin It, Is That You?: Reverse Profiles

The Humunga Stache is a $12 piece of molded rubber . One side’s a ball , and the other is giant freaking mustache . So when your dog bites the ball, guess what happens! (Hint: you take pictures and post them Facebook with clever captions). Add some low-cost laughs to your frequent frolics with Fido! This shiny black toy is a ball on one end, and a giant cartoon mustache on the other. Dogs naturally pick up the ball…which leaves the outrageously funny mustache sticking out! Dogs also love to hold the ball in their mouth, and shake the mustache back and forth! Not a bad idea. Of course, my dog would just chew up the whole damn thing. You see, she’s a bitch. And, based on those tits in the pic, so is Fido. Animal cruelty! Product Site via Humunga Stache [likecool] Thanks to Niki, whose bitch has a real mustache and moonlights as a carny.

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For The Dapper Dog: Humunga Staches