This is a gallery of “genetic portraits” made by artist Ulric Collette by Photoshopping together photos of his family members . This is a father and daughter portrait here of Daniel, 60 and Amlie, 33. Not necessarily a new idea, but definitely the most Two-Face looking execution I’ve seen. And speaking of Two-Face executions, *pointing gun* call it in the air — heads or tails. “Tails.” Too bad, you lose. “That’s not even a coin — it’s a shirt button!” Ugh, MONEY’S TIGHT RIGHT NOW. Hit the jump for several more but be sure to check out Ulric’s website for the rest.

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Artist Creates ‘Genetic Portraits’ By Seamlessly Splicing Together Headshots Of Relatives

Need a shaving razor that can fit in your wallet? No, you don’t. Not unless you want to threaten to cut your server when they bring the bill with the hopes of scoring a free sundae. *eyes belly shaking head* The blades come off and are stowed on the backside of the mirror when not in use, so you don’t accidentally cut yourself. And it comes with a set of ’scent strips’ you can adhere just below the blades, like sandal, ocean or lemon, to freshen you up while you shave. It doesn’t seem to address the whole issue of shaving cream, but I guess in a real emergency that would be more of a luxury than a necessity. $17 from Infmetry. Listen: if you don’t have the time to shave at home before a job interview, you’ve probably already slept through it . Just go back to bed for the day and check the classifieds againt tomorrow. I mean, we’ve functioned for solong without wallet-razors, why do we need them now? “I dunno — for the mole on my neck that grows a 5 o’clock shadow by 10AM?” *dry heaving* LOLWUT?! Product Site via Carzor - An Emergency Credit Card Sized Razor & Mirror [ohgizmo] Thanks to bluebeard, who’s apparently one of those alternative pirate captains that likes to dye their beards different colors every month. I like it when it was auburn.

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Shave On The Go: Carzor Razor Fits In Wallet

Note: Skip to 1:15 unless you’ve never seen regular-ass looking clouds before. Although, truthfully, I’m pretty sure I did see a pig and Daffy Duck at the very beginning. This is a video of clouds passing by before a storm in New Brunswick, Canada that somebody decided to film because, shit, it was either that or grass. To the cameraman’s credit though, they did manage to catch a formation that looks eerily like a human face . And by human I obviously mean half human, half-elf, because that’s clearly Middle Earth’s Elrond, Lord of Rivendell. That or Link. Nice ear, bro. You could cut off half that thing and almost make two penises. Hit the jump for the Cumulonimbus Elvenlordicus or whatever.

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Human Face Spotted In Cloud Formation

Facebook , which can’t even manage to function properly because of all the other worthless bullshit they’ve added to the site, has decided to drop another turd on the pile, this time in the form of ‘Tag Suggestions’, facial recognition software that, after your face has been identified once in a friend’s album, will search the remaining pictures trying to find you. Nice try Facebook — too bad I’m a ninja! *karate-kicks copier* Sarah Jacobsson Purewal, of PC World magazine, said: ‘Opting out won’t keep Facebook from gathering data and recognizing your face - it’ll just keep people from tagging you automatically.’ She also warns: ‘Facial recognition technology will ultimately culminate in the ability to search for people using just a picture. ‘And that will be the end of privacy as we know it–imagine, a world in which someone can simply take a photo of you on the street, in a crowd, or with a telephoto lens, and discover everything about you on the internet.’ Admittedly, that thought is kind of scary. Granted not as scary as the dream where your parachute doesn’t open or your teeth fall out, but still pretty bad. Well, at least to a normal person. You wanna talk about the REAL end of privacy? I’ve had to drop a deuce in a jail cell before with eight other dudes trying to pretend they aren’t watching — this is f***ing NOOOOOOOTHING. Geekologie on Facebook and Twitter Facebook now knows what you look like as it rolls out face recognition by stealth [dailymail] Thanks to Danielle and Tom, who don’t show their faces on Facebook for fear of ol’ Zuckerberg falling in love and online-stalking them. Haha, that reminds me of the time I online stalked myself to impress my friends. They weren’t.

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Facebook, Now With More Facial Recognition

This a computer model of Jesus’ face using information from the blood on the Shroud of Turin to create the image. He looks like somebody I know. The image has been created for the History Channel’s upcoming special, “The Real Face of Jesus,” which is set to air next week. Ray Downing, president of Studio Macbeth, explains how they recreated the “real” face of Jesus to the NY Post: “We ‘lifted’ the blood and isolated it [on the computer],” he said, ’so that would sit ‘in air’ [on a transparent background].” Interesting, Ray, but I’ve seen the “real” face of Jesus, and it didn’t require any technical computer mumbo-jumbo. No, it came to me in Flamin’ Hot Cheeto form and I ate the whole bag except for his face without getting diarrhea . There’s no doubt it was a miracle. The “Real Face of Jesus” (PHOTO) Revealed?! [postchronicle] Thanks to Pete, who once saw the face of God in a cloud before getting struck by lighting. Geez, you can’t look directly at him, Pete! Don’t you remember the Nazis in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’?

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Computer Modeling: Is This Jesus’ Face?

Geekologie Reader Edward J , being the intrepid lil’ experimenter that he is, mixed-and-matched the president’s faces on currency notes because he wanted to know what Honest Abe would look like without an honest beard . Kissable, that’s how. A while ago I was having a slow day at work, so i started to organizing the registers money to make closing the store easier, and i noticed that most of the presidents heads are scaled to the exact same size. Excluding the $1, $10, and $100’s, you can fold them and mix and match their hair, noses, and beards. I scanned all of the best combinations I could come up with, and thought you might find them Geekologie worthy. I’m kinda digging Abe in the top bill with all the swoopy hair. Now that’s a mane. No, you’re the mane! See what I did there? I’m full of shit like that. Hit the jump for two more versions and another link to Edward’s Flickr with even more.

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Lincoln, What Happened To Your Beard, Bro?

The Humunga Stache is a $12 piece of molded rubber . One side’s a ball , and the other is giant freaking mustache . So when your dog bites the ball, guess what happens! (Hint: you take pictures and post them Facebook with clever captions). Add some low-cost laughs to your frequent frolics with Fido! This shiny black toy is a ball on one end, and a giant cartoon mustache on the other. Dogs naturally pick up the ball…which leaves the outrageously funny mustache sticking out! Dogs also love to hold the ball in their mouth, and shake the mustache back and forth! Not a bad idea. Of course, my dog would just chew up the whole damn thing. You see, she’s a bitch. And, based on those tits in the pic, so is Fido. Animal cruelty! Product Site via Humunga Stache [likecool] Thanks to Niki, whose bitch has a real mustache and moonlights as a carny.

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For The Dapper Dog: Humunga Staches