This is a trick sandwich being sold by some unscrupulous sammy purveyor in Asia. Jesus — any crappier and it would just be bread. MOLDY bread. And a roach. For 33, This Sandwich Seems Like a Bargain [neatorama] Thanks to beebs who claims she makes the best sandwiches in the solar system. *gets weak in the knees* Marry me?

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Oh That’s Low!: The World’s Crappiest Sandwich

This is a video of a little girl pushing a toy car full of people off a cliff and then laughing maniacally at the carnage. *wiping tear* Supervillains — they just grow up so quick, you know? It seems like only yesterday she was eating boogers. “That was this morning.” She’s nasty! Hit the jump for a bright future in evildoing.

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The Future Of Evil: Little Girl Laughs Maniacally

Note: Picture unrelated but creepy as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Because there is a such thing as evil mad scientists , a group of researchers at the California Institute of Technology claim they’ve created “an artificial neural network out of DNA molecules and that it can answer questions correctly.” Hey, hey artificial neural network — answer this one for me: how do you feel about hydrochloric acid ? “Burning.” DAMN STRAIGHT! *emptying bottle into test-tube* This rudimentary neural network works on a simple input-output mechanism called a strand-displacement cascade. Essentially, synthesized strands of DNA float around in water and join to other strands that have complementary base pair structures, creating an input. When such a union occurs, a strand of DNA will be shed, creating an output. In the latest research, the team trained the neural network to play a memory game in which it would correctly “identify” four scientists based on specific yes or no questions–for instance whether the scientist was British. Players dropped DNA strands representing an incomplete set of answers into a test tube. The network then provides the answer–the identity of the correct scientist–by fluorescent signals. When presented with 27 different ways of answering the questions, the DNA “brain” responded correctly each time. What in the…? I don’t even know. Granted you could fill a short book with all the things I don’t know, but nobody would read it because it would be all the boring shit nobody cares about anyway. I AM AN EXPERT ON EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS. Researchers build DNA neural network that thinks [cnet] Thanks to LupusYonderboy, Amy and turtlebone, who don’t let anything but Magic 8-Balls do their thinking for them. Smart.

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NOW WHY YOU DO THAT?: Scientists Create ‘Living’ Artificial Intelligence From Human DNA

“Luke, I may be broken, but I’m still your father — please don’t piss on my chest panel.” This is a broken urinal dressed up to look like Darth Vader . Because if there’s one thing that’s gonna prevent a man from pissing all over a broken urinal , it’s dressing it up like a Star Wars villain. *straining to pee with more Force* Hit the jump for one more closeup in which you can see the photographer’s face (NOT penis) in a reflection.

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*Whipping Out Lightsaber* I’ll Show You What I Think Of The Dark Side!: A Darth Vader Urinal

Apparently these costumes have been around for a while now but I didn’t know because I don’t have any business shopping for Darth Vader baby get-ups (I just sign the child support checks). But Geekologie Reader Tengku Edzuan decided to take a different approach to child rearing and bought this costume for his son. That’s him there. Cute, huh? BUT DON’T EVEN THINK FOR A SECOND HE’S NOT ALL DARK SITH LORD , because he 100% is. I heard one time he caught a stuffed animal eying his binky and Force choke-slammed that sucker into a pile of alphabet blocks. Brutal! Barf Vader [edzuantengku] and Product Site

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Force Choke (And Spit Up): Baby Vaders