Ever had a boilmaker? I have — I drank them exclusively one night. I got home and shat on the back of my feet while I was puking. Enter the ‘Shot in the Pint’ drinking glasses ($20/two). They have a shot glass on one end, and a pint glass on the other. Per product description (that was obviously not written ANYWHERE near drunk enough): These pint glasses are spot-on the answer to your humdrum, ho hum, mundane, pedestrian, and blah drinking glass collection! The perfectly nonsensical way to impress your friends and liven up any night out, this combination shot glass - pint glass lets you drink down your brew and follow it with something a little stronger with a simple flip of the glass! Say sayonara to the shame you felt while double-fisting and hello to liberated libation! First of all, I’ve never, EVER felt shame double fisting drinks. Or quadruple fisting for that matter. What I have felt is somebody’s hand on my ass and knowing I couldn’t do anything about it. But here’s the quandary: regardless of whether you fill the shot or pint, is the glass perpetually half-empty? *glug glug glug* Looks all the way empty to me. Happy Brown Wednesday! Product Site via An Inelegant Solution To an Unserious Drinking Problem [gizmodo]

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A Beer And Shot In The Same Glass

If you haven’t heard, 17-year old Fei Lam made some connections at Foxconn (Apple’s Chinese iPhone manufacturer), and was able to buy a bunch of the yet-unreleased white iPhone 4 faceplates/backplates off them. Fei has been selling them on his website whiteiphonefournow.com for several months (and $279), but now some trademark lawyer finally heard it through the grapevine orchard and is getting all bitter about it. Granny Smithin’ it, if you will. “I’m very thankful, cause for months I was struggling for an idea that would bootstrap my first startup and help pay for college,” says Lam, who hopes to attend NYU and study computer science or business. Yesterday, however, Lam received an ominous letter. “I got an email from a private investigator accusing me of selling stolen goods, which I’m 100 percent sure is not the case. They are some kind of anti-counterfeit/trademark firm, which sounds ridiculous, similar to what Apple is bringing up to remove White iPhone 4 Listings on eBay. I don’t know how this legal stuff works.” Lam intends to contact a lawyer and has no plans to take his site down or change his business….He can take heart in the fact that Steve Jobs, along with his partner Steve Wozniak, helped to fund their first business selling “Blue Boxes” that let users make illegal long distance telephone calls. You know, I was on Fei’s side the whole time until I realized I’d overlooked one veeeery crucial detail. $279 for a white faceplate and backplate?!?! That’s highway robbery and ought to be illegal! *banging gavel* SOLITARY CONFINEMENT!! Will White iPhone 4 Send New York Teen to College … or to Jail? [observer] Thanks to R-Storm X and Sally from the Valley, who just painted their black iPhones with White-Out and saved $277. See? That’s exactly the kind of ingenuity I expect from you Geekologie Readers.

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Bury The Money, STAT!: Kid Selling White iPhone Conversion Kits Faces Legal Trouble

Want a movie-worn Darth Vader costume? Start digging through the couch cushions for spare change! Then rob a bank . Then rob a jewelry store. Then rob another bank. An exceptionally rare Darth Vader costume comes up for sale next month and is expected to fetch as much as 230,000 pounds ($365,000), auctioneer Christie’s said on Wednesday. The main components of the 1980 costume, including the helmet and mask, are considered to have been production-made for “The Empire Strikes Back,” the second of the “Star Wars” series to be released, Christie’s added. “While there are limited public records of the costumes produced and used for the first Star Wars trilogy, the helmet, mask and shoulder armor from the present example have a provenance leading back to the film studios around the time of production,” Christie’s said. Pfft, they can’t even prove it’s authentic! You don’t see me trying to sell the t-shirt off my back as a movie-worn ‘Back To The Future II’ costume do you? *posting shirt on eBay* Haha, well you didn’t actually see me do it. Oh, and for the record: I’m not just nay-saying to keep the auction’s price down so I can swoop in and buy it, because I’m not. Shit, I don’t even have two nickels to rub together! Which is a shame because I am lost in the woods and I’m pretty sure that’s how you start a fire. Rare Darth Vader costume up for auction [yahoo] Thanks to Fally and Christine, who agree his gloves look suspiciously like oven mitts.

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Authentic Vader Costume To Hit Auction Block

Remember when Hustler announced they were making a 3-D parody of Avatar and it was gonna be the company’s most costly production to date? Well it looks like the number to beat was $200, because this thing looks like a giant Na’vi turd. And not a golden one like that goose in the fairy tale lays, oh no — I’m talking about a stinking pile an elephant wouldn’t even come near for fear of never forgetting. You see, elephants can’t booze like we can, which is why they have such good memories. Also, why I never want to come back as an elephant. SFW trailer for the POS after the jump.

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Looks Booboo: First Glimpse Of Avatar Pr0n

No, despite what Apple may have convinced their minions, it’s never been cool. ESPECIALLY NOT FOR F***ING CHICKEN WRAPS. But did that stop KFC ? Hell finger-lickin’ no! Strapped for cash but sick and tired of the same old cheap eats? Remix your value menu routine with KFC’s new iTwists - delicious, snack-size wraps packed with KFC’s famous chicken and exciting flavor for only 99! Each iTwist features a 100% all white meat Extra Crispy strip, fresh lettuce, and a blend of 3 cheeses, all wrapped up with a signature sauce in a colorful, flavorful tortilla. Try one of our 2 new iTwists today for only 99 each! Kickin’ Jack - Sundried Tomato Tortilla and Spicy Pepperjack Sauce Sweet n’ Spicy - Cheddar Tortilla and Sweet n’ Spicy Sauce My God that sounds delicious aside, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess KFC’s marketing team is a bunch of out-of-touch iDiots. See what I did there?! Haha, you should be embarrassed for me! Official Site (iTwist currently only available in limited test markets) Thanks to Mark IV, who — what are you, number 16? I’ve never been good at letter numbers.

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Adding An i Is Still Cool?: The KFC iTwist

UPDATE : Geekologie reader has a shot of his just-as-impressive back taken at Comic-Con. Picture after the jump. This is a picture of a guy with a bunch of older-school (Teen Titan) superheroes tattooed all over his chest . It’s not really the best work I’ve ever seen, but what do you expect from a hipster guy wearing suspenders but no shirt ? If you answered “nipples that look like dried vomit”, congratulations, pick a small prize. Hit the jump for the back shot.

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Take Your Shirt Off!: Chesty Superhero Tattoo

These are pictures from some couple’s wedding . Whose? Katie and Aaron’s. What’s so special about Katie and Aaron? Their wedding ceremony (link NSFW ) was officiated entirely by iPad . Why? I dunno, maybe they don’t care if it lasts or not. NOW STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. Katie and Aaron got married in the beautiful outdoor setting in Oceanside and can we take a break from the iPad porn and just talk about how AMAZING Katie’s outfit is. She made all of that herself. Geez, what are you, EpisciPadians? Get it?! Like Episcopalians, except you worship Steve Jobs. Don’t eat the Apple, Katie, he’ll kick us out of the garden! Also, don’t ever venture past the tomatoes, I’m growing holy weed back there. Hit the jump for a bunch more pictures from the ceremony, including a MacBook, iPad and iPhone trifecta.

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When Fanboy/Fangirl Unite: An iPad Wedding

Wanna look like Iron Man while you’re riding your motorcycle ? First things first: you’re gonna need a motorcycle . And no, your scooter doesn’t count. You couldn’t even pull off a Tin Man costume riding that deathtrap. The latest motorcycle suit inspired by a comic book movie puts you in Tony Stark’s Iron Man 2 armor — complete with a glowing chest arc reactor — for just $1,100. “We’ve replicated the visual effect of Iron Man’s armor,” said David Pea, owner of UD Replicas, which previously released suits based on The Dark Knight and X2. “From the neck down, every single detail is form-molded leather, and has presented us with a fantastic creative challenge.” “Each Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Suit … incorporates a chest arc reactor made of highly reflective, light-sensitive material that glows when light hits it. The Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Suit also incorporates removable CE-approved body armor; gloves with built-in, antiskid Kevlar in the leather lining of the palms. Yeah, I dunno. As cool as it would be to ride a crotch rocket with an Iron Man suit on, I’m gonna have to pass. You see, Mr. Stark has already promised to show me the new suit he’s been working on. Ready when you are, Tony! Hoho, it’s a birthday suit, I get it! (Keep that crime-fighting penis away from me) Hit the jump for a shot from the rear and a link to the product page if you’re actually this ridiculous.

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Nice, But It Could Still Use A ‘If You Can Read This, War Machine Fell Off’ Patch On The Back: Iron Man 2 Motorcycle Leathers/Costume

Claire Rowlands is a British woman who’s ultra-pissed after the Google Street View car inadvertently captured a shot of her 3-year old son’s bare asscheeks . Pfft, I played in the front yard naked till I was 17. She said: ‘I just felt sick to my stomach when I saw the naked picture of Louis on the internet. I’m angry, disgusted and upset about it - they should be checking every image before it goes up . ‘ They should be extra careful on warm days because this is what children do - he was just playing in the garden and we didn’t expect in a million years he’d have his picture taken and put on the internet for anyone to see. ‘It’s such a clear image, I see it as an indecent photograph - my concern is that paedophiles could see it and there’s no way I ever wanted my son to be seen naked all over the world. Google has now apologised and said it has blurred the image. Two Three words: throw some pants on the kid and stop complaining. Nobody wants to see the little bastard running through the sprinkler naked anyways. Except the ice cream man, and he has his own camera. Mother’s fury after Google Street View publishes naked picture of her son, three, online [dailymail] via Woman’s Horror at Google Street View Photo of Child’s Bottom [gizmodo]

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Note: Video is after the jump because I already had like six fanboys call me crying last night after the iPhone sniping . It was pathetic. Seen here looking remarkably like John Gosselin taking a pounding in the mangina (and loving it), Tom from Blendtec is back to wreck an iPhone 4 . Will it blend ? Of course it will. But this video has an extra “movie” aspect to it where Tom explains where he got the phone. It sucked and I didn’t watch it. Like, any of it. ” Oh really — then how’d you get the screenshot, GW?” IT’S CALLED MAGIC STUPID. Hit it for the video.

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I Vote Yes: Will It Blend? iPhone 4 Edition